Episode Transcript
[00:00:00] Speaker A: Foreign.
Hello. Hello. Welcome back to another episode of the Dish with Tish.
And this meal is.
This is giving, like, school lunch.
Like, not a good kind. Like, what's a nasty school lunch? This is giving, like, peas. Like, or, like, what's the nasty, like, school lunch.
[00:00:36] Speaker B: Maybe that, like, maybe that pizza that they used to serve.
[00:00:40] Speaker A: Oh, I used to with that pizza.
[00:00:41] Speaker B: Yeah, I did too. I was trying to. I was gauging the room.
[00:00:44] Speaker A: No. Yeah. And I was gonna say sloppy Joe too. And I'm like, wait, no, I actually used to with that too.
[00:00:49] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:00:50] Speaker A: What's the nasty. What's some. I never ate.
[00:00:54] Speaker B: Sometimes they had like breakfast burritos if you were a morning kid. Yeah, a bad school lunch.
[00:01:00] Speaker A: This is just the bad school lunch. This we are. This is. I can't even articulate my thoughts. We. We just watched Movie Night of Love Island Part 1. Part 1. Welcome back to Another Love Dish with Tish.
She can't even talk.
I'm so fucking irritated, bro.
[00:01:21] Speaker B: We were. We were just so unwell.
[00:01:24] Speaker A: I'm still unwell. I'm still unwell.
[00:01:27] Speaker B: You have your bubbly.
[00:01:28] Speaker A: I've got my bubbly because my stomach is tore up because.
Listen, listen, I'm here with Meg.
We are fresh out of the movie night episode. So you are getting our raw, real reactions. I'm literally sick to my stomach.
Listen, we've been watching the show. Meg and I have been watching the show for about a decade, if not a full decade, right? Multiple countries, like every English speaking country we've watched and I've even watched some that are in English. Like, I genuinely love this. And this.
To me, I cannot think of a movie night that was ever this bad. This was easily one of the, if not the worst movie night they've ever had on Love island, period. And it's just the first half. We gotta wait a full fucking day for the other half. Are you kidding me?
Like, of course. Leave it to America to be the worst and really fuck some shit up. Leave it to us to just really say, hey, I know that one was bad, but we can be worse.
We can be worse.
[00:02:46] Speaker B: America always trying to do her big one, babe, girl.
[00:02:49] Speaker A: And we really fucking did it. And it's been a week since casa. We had the recoupling. We're going to talk about all that. We're going to dish.
As per usual with a lot of the Love island episodes, it's a little scattered because these are our real raw reactions. We literally finish watching and immediately hit record and start letting it rip. So if it's a little scatterbrained up in the. Urgh. Bear with us. Because it's. It's. It's a lot. It's a lot. So let's start. Before we get into the nitty gritty of how fucking diabolical this movie night was, let's talk about the casa recoupling.
Mm.
[00:03:36] Speaker B: Let's. Please. Oh, my God. Now I have to, like, re rewind my brain rewind.
[00:03:42] Speaker A: It's like Hamilton rewind.
Hello, Annie. I remember that night. I just. I remember that night. I just met. I remember that night. I remember that night. That night for the rest of my days. That's how I feel. Like, in a bad way. Like, I'm not like Angelica Skyler. This is, like, bad.
[00:04:04] Speaker B: Wait, Angelica was having a bad time then too, so it actually does apply, Ashley.
[00:04:09] Speaker A: You're fucking right, bestie. You're so right, bestie.
[00:04:12] Speaker B: Angelica was going through it. Angelica was having a recoupling of her own.
[00:04:15] Speaker A: Babe, girl.
[00:04:17] Speaker B: I remember that night.
[00:04:17] Speaker A: I remember that night. I remember that night.
[00:04:21] Speaker B: She said, oh, the love of my life just recoupled my sister.
[00:04:26] Speaker A: But the gag is she coupled them up. Okay, let's get into it.
Casa Recoupling. Okay? We had.
Can't even get through. I can't even get through it because I'm just playing movie night, and it's really fucking me up. We had Zach and Cater reunited, and I'm sorry, I. I can't with Zach. I can't with Zach. I can't with Zach. I just feel. Feel like Kaida is awesome, and I really appreciate her presence in the villa, and I appreciate how she's there for the girls and she's Trinity's bestie. And if you're Trinity's bestie, then you're my bestie. You know what I mean? Like, Trinity's my number one client, so I feel like she's a good one. I fuck with Kayda, and I feel like Zach is such, like, this movie night, AKA Hypocrites night. Hypocrites Island.
It's crazy. There's so many fucking hypocrites in here. And Zach is, like, one of the biggest ones to me because I feel like, yeah, he recoupled with her. Great. Love that. But he left a huge aspect out about him recoupling with Kada. Like, yeah, the girl I was talking to got sent home because she said some racist shit. Like, you failed to mention that maybe you didn't know about why she left. But regardless, she left and you didn't tell her that, like, you didn't lie. You just. It's lies by omission. Like, you failed to mention that. And that's that shit that got me fucked up.
Can't. With Zach, I feel like he's such a whiny little bitch. I feel like, let's just talk about their relationship post recoupling. I feel like Zach is so whiny. I feel he's so quick to always have something to say to the women or about the women. And it's. I just feel he moves very weirdly in the villa and I don't think that she deserves that because she seems like such a genuine, real person.
And he does not. He doesn't. He doesn't. He really is starting to rub me the wrong fudgeing way.
[00:06:53] Speaker B: Completely agree. I feel like from the beginning is like, I just. There was something that he said in the first fudgeing episode in his introduction that was like, I love a strong woman. And then he followed it up with. Because, like, I don't want to do any work in the bedroom. And I'm like, brother, you just nailed your fucking coffin for me already. He is shown nothing but like a downfall.
He, he consistently plays this like, good guy act.
[00:07:21] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:07:21] Speaker B: 100 of like, I, he's like, oh, well, I, I've told the truth. Like, I've, I, I've, I've said the things that I know she wants me to say, so that's why it makes me a good guy. And it's like, brother, that doesn't. That's not it. That's not it. Especially with the, like, I don't know, leave, like you just said, leaving it out of. Leaving out the fact that this got booted before he had the opportunity to choose.
Like, of course you were gonna go back to Keda. Of course you like, it's Keda, of course.
[00:07:57] Speaker A: Right?
[00:07:57] Speaker B: No one's questioning if you were gonna go back to her. It's the fact that you just didn't tell her all of the information.
In such a high stakes situation.
[00:08:05] Speaker A: Right. He, he omitted the truth, which is a form of lying. Sorry. And I'm glad he admitted that he was the hypocrite, because he fucking is. And I'm like, why are we pretending like she wasn't sent home? It's weird. Like, you know, there's four other casa girls here, so why do you think she's not going to fucking find out? Because then she's going to be more mad because you didn't tell her. You. Like hell. I don't understand these Fucking guys. And then they're in bed and she's irritated and he says, I love you and laughs it off.
[00:08:44] Speaker B: No, fuck that shit.
[00:08:45] Speaker A: I. I don't. What are you doing?
What are you doing? What's going on?
[00:08:51] Speaker B: What are we doing? It's baffling. It's b. He's. I feel like this whole episode is just gonna be like.
[00:09:00] Speaker A: It's gonna be like me with the breath. Like.
Like I just. I.
It.
[00:09:05] Speaker B: It. He. I feel like so many people can testify to having experienced that kind of an energy from a guy of like.
[00:09:15] Speaker A: Like.
[00:09:15] Speaker B: No, I, like, love you. No, I'm just.
[00:09:17] Speaker A: I'm just kidding.
[00:09:19] Speaker B: When a guy does something like that, it's an easy way to like for him to say how he feels, because I think he feels that he doesn't want to stand on it.
But then if she doesn't reciprocate it, it's easy for him to throw it back in her face.
[00:09:33] Speaker A: I'm joking. I'm joking. I didn't mean it.
[00:09:36] Speaker B: I'm joking.
[00:09:37] Speaker A: Suri play Man Child by Sabrina Carpenter because, honey, that is him to a T. Like, it's really crazy. So they recoupled. They're together for now. We'll see. I just think she can do so much better in his movie night. Only made it worse because she found out about Alana. She saw them together, how he was moving.
Just a mess.
[00:10:04] Speaker B: Okay, can we also acknowledge the editors really did such a good job with that?
Let's give a shout out to the editors of Love island usa.
[00:10:14] Speaker A: We. Okay, okay, Editors. We know we've got an editor here in the booth on the mic doing all of the things, okay? And the way these editors said, give me the gun and let me put the bullets in.
Light these bitches up. I mean, between the doors, usually it's like a title like Clam Slam or like, you know what I mean? It's like a little catchy thing. So you know who you're clicking on to have the Doors, because that's been such a thing. But because of fucking you're talking about
[00:10:55] Speaker B: in the movie night.
[00:10:56] Speaker A: Yes. You know what I mean? They usually have like the boy who cried.
[00:11:01] Speaker B: Right.
[00:11:02] Speaker A: Angel. And it be Zach kissing the angel girl or, you know what I mean? But the Doors, it's like that's been such a thing this season. And of course, it's only amplified because Casey is still hung up on the doors. And I'm like, I hope that this man gets ding dong ditched every single day for the rest of his life. And opens the door, and it's no one there. There's no one there.
That's how mad I am.
I'm knocking shit off the table. I'm pissed.
But yeah. The producers between the doors, the editing of this episode, the double beloved with sent from iPhones package.
[00:11:48] Speaker B: Give them an, give them an Oscar. Give them an Emmy. Give them all of the awards for that.
And that's on. Like, that's on Everyone that is in that control room watching all of the cameras. They, you know, the second that he repeated that, they wrote it down. They said, movie night. I just, I, I, I want to see the movie night folder that they build throughout the entire season.
[00:12:14] Speaker A: Yes.
No, seriously, because, you know, it's like binder, like, CIA fucking thick.
[00:12:20] Speaker B: Let's see the uncut version too.
[00:12:22] Speaker A: Oh, my days.
[00:12:24] Speaker B: That's what I want to see.
[00:12:25] Speaker A: That's what we want to see. So Zach and Kayta are together. Slay whatever.
Caleb brought goldfish Jessica Alba. Slay whatever. That's great. Not goldfish Jessica Alba. Did I lie? Did I fucking lie?
[00:12:42] Speaker B: And she looked so sad to be with him from the second she walked in. Like, you could tell. She was just like, I'm glad to be here, but this man doesn't really do it for me. And I don't blame, like, Caleb seems like a great dude. He seems like a great, nice guy.
There's just not a whole lot going on. He's just, he's just a country boy.
[00:13:03] Speaker A: And that's fine.
[00:13:04] Speaker B: And that's great.
[00:13:05] Speaker A: That's someone's person.
[00:13:08] Speaker B: Exactly. But I don't think his person's gonna be a reality person on the love island villa in Fiji, unfortunately. Sorry to Caleb. We love you. But she looked sad.
[00:13:22] Speaker A: She does look sad. And then corn bin GPT and parmesan, they coupled up.
That's fine. I mean, he came in and that was probably the highlight of the week so far, is them just booing him and tomato, tomato, boo.
That was pretty incredible.
And honestly, Parmesan, I can't with her. I can't with her. Besides goldfish Jessica Alba. What's her name?
[00:13:59] Speaker B: Sheridan.
[00:14:01] Speaker A: Girl, I' ma call her Goldie. Besides Goldie and Amora, the casa girls like Parmesan and Tostino's are not it. Like, girl, y' all gots to go. Y' all gots to go. Because they are just so disrespectful. And the way that, like, they are the women. Like, you know how everyone's saying Bryce and Carl are men raised written by women? And I Won't be elaborating. To me, Tostitos and Parmesan are women who center themselves for the male gaze and are very male centered. And I won't. Well, I am going to elaborate on that because I just. The way she came in, so defensive. Like, I know you little girls, I don't know, I'm like, girl, I didn't vibe with that at all.
I was glad that they booed them and gave them tomatoes because they can go like, okay, y' all are together, you can go. And then Parmesan had the nerve to be like, oh, you guys act like you're married. Like you've been together for like two, three weeks. And it's like, okay, one, who the fuck? Are you crazy? Two, you don't know what's been going on here with us and the connections that we've been building here. You've been here for literally three fucking days. Get the fuck out of my face. And also, like, this is a big ass grown ass man. He does not need you to be defending him. Like, if anything, I'm going to take in what other women are saying into account before I listen to a man and defend a man.
[00:15:44] Speaker B: Well, especially because she's been watching the whole fucking season too. Like, it's not like she's coming in completely blind.
It she's been watching from her hotel room. They want them to watch this show before they come in. So she's seen the way he's navigated and she's still choosing to, like, act like she doesn't know what's going on. And like, if he hasn't shown me anything wrong, then I need to give him the benefit of the doubt. It's like, babe, you've seen how he works.
[00:16:15] Speaker A: You've seen how he works. And then for you to be like, you act like you're married after a few weeks and then for you to turn around and make it official like a day or two later, I please be fudgeing for real.
[00:16:28] Speaker B: You said it best. Hypocrite Island.
[00:16:30] Speaker A: Dude, it's Hypocrite Island. It is crazy. And this is where I'm like, damn, I wish Beya was in the villa.
Imagine if BA would have been here.
[00:16:41] Speaker B: Did you see that meme that someone was like, she. Like, if BA was at.
[00:16:45] Speaker A: She would have threw her leg.
[00:16:46] Speaker B: She would have thrown her leg.
[00:16:47] Speaker A: Of course she would have thrown her fucking leg because this shit is fucking crazy.
Like, she would have called those Costa girls fucking idiots at least 15 times to their face by now. She would have called Kenzie out like, that movie night. BA would have let them have it. And I and glad that Trinity and Keda are carrying the torch for their girl.
[00:17:11] Speaker B: Absolutely. It's also so frustrating how Corbin comes in so, like, chill. And it's so satisfying when they tell him, like, oh, we got a live stream of the way you guys were reacting. You can see it hit him in the face. And it's so satisfying because when he walks in with that smug, like, nonchalant face and like, not. He's not even a motive. He's not even looking at anybody. And then they're like, oh, no, we got a live stream, bitch.
[00:17:39] Speaker A: He's such a little bitch. And then sent from iPhone and Melanie coupled up and I was happy.
I was happy that she cussed him out. It was kind of funny that it's like she did this whole thing and she's making this whole display about Corey and we're like, oh, shit, she might pick Corey. Like, she's gonna pick herself. And then she ends up picking disingenuine. And I'm just like, girl, God damn, Like, return to sender.
Like, why are you doing this? And I. I'm glad that she did cuss him out a little bit, you
[00:18:20] Speaker B: know, it's just frustrating that she doesn't really mean, like, the things she's saying because if she did, she wouldn't be with him.
And it's such a bummer because she's you. We were talking about it earlier. You said she just has had the best character arc, the best glow up, the best.
She's just so lovely.
And we don't get to see that from her anymore.
[00:18:45] Speaker A: The light has, like, officially it, like, and I think that's a big reason why I was so, like, when we first started this podcast, like, a few minutes ago, the last thing we saw was Mel. And it. I was crying. It made me so emotional because I could just see she was so depleted and so tired. Like, I could just see that. And I've been there in relationships like that, and it is just like, I have no fight left.
I have nothing left to give. I got no tears left to cry.
And it just broke my heart for her because she has had. I don't know if they got new therapists in the villa because I feel like her.
The way she's been able to emotionally regulate herself is really fucking impressive. Like, from the first two weeks, I was like, oh, my God, if we have another hurricane Huda, I'm going to be really upset. And she has done a complete 180. And she's such a good friend too. Like that scene at the beginning of the post casa recoupling.
And I mean, I know as much as people say it's not Friendship island, sometimes it is like, that is a huge part of it. When you get Those special the PPGs, the Ellie and Jasmines on UK, the Elizabeth and Sidney, like, when you get people like that. Like, those relationships are, oh, Chris and Cass. I mean, there's so many people. There's so many people. And when it is Friendship island, it is so special. And the way Mel held Anaya down when she was spiraling was so. I was sobbing. I mean, I know a lot of people were crying. Like, people were messaging me like, I'm hysterical at this because that really is like female friendship and girlhood. Like holding your friend while she's hysterical over some bum ass dude and her whispering to her, even if we don't find anyone. I'm so glad I found you like that.
Really.
Oh, I could cry just thinking about it. So really, really special. And I just hate seeing her like this fucking guy. Oh, this fucking man who is like, I just. I just am like, I don't understand how. I mean. Sent from iPhone because at this point I can't even like his name.
[00:21:34] Speaker B: Girl.
[00:21:34] Speaker A: What? No, you're not that. You are not sincere. You are like, return to sender. Disingenuous fucking sent from iPhone. Not yours truly.
[00:21:45] Speaker B: He's the epitome of bad.
[00:21:48] Speaker A: Oh, my God. Epitome, honey. Truly. I just feel like his was so bad. Like his movie night was like, you know it's bad when fucking Casey is like, oh, good, that's really bad.
[00:22:03] Speaker B: Even Corbin.
[00:22:04] Speaker A: Corbin was like, oh, all of the men were.
Yikes. But this is why I'm like, patriarchy will never die because men will not hold their friends accountable for their deplorable actions. I'm sorry. To me, that's another reason why this episode was so irritating. Because it's like as long as men take up for each other's actions and don't hold them accountable, it's. It's like patriarchy will always win.
[00:22:38] Speaker B: I think it also comes down to, like, they don't understand what a real apology is and they don't understand, like, the apology doesn't solve the issue.
The apology is the first step to the amends that are going to take place after they think, oh, sincere fucked up. They're sick it the whole time. Damn, that's up. I can't believe he did that. Whispering to each other. And then when he, quote, apologizes very ew, sincerely to them, it's like it. They are thinking, this man just did everything that he needed to do. How could she not forgive him? How could she not say thank you so much for your kind words after you fucked me over? When he. It would be one thing if he, like, explored his connection with Soul.
Even as gross as he treated her, like, then came back to Melanie in the capacity that he said he was going to and did not do anything in casa. It would be completely different, unfortunately. And I hate that Sol was treated the way she was by him and everyone in the fucking village for, like, to be for fucking real.
But he didn't. He, he did the same thing again. So I'm equally as frustrated when these men just cannot understand my. I feel like my hand is just like.
[00:24:02] Speaker A: I'm like his.
[00:24:03] Speaker B: Yeah. Yes.
[00:24:04] Speaker A: Because, you know, when he pulls that hand out, he's about to say some
[00:24:08] Speaker B: bullshit and he lie and he, he says he does it too. It's like, I don't understand how you're not. I was not clocking to you.
You're literally telling everyone, even the girls and the guys in the, in the kitchen. Like, yeah, no, I told half truths. I told the half truth. Like, I, I, I hold things back and maybe that's lying, but it's like, yeah, yeah, you're, you're saying it out loud, but you're not hearing yourself. I,
[00:24:34] Speaker A: no, I am convinced that Sincere learned sign language so he could lie to deaf people.
They're like, oh, what's, what's my singing voice sound like? And they're like.
And he's like, Angel. Like, he is just so full of fucking shit. It's really so crazy to me. And another thing too, I feel that sincere is just so such a people pleaser.
It's detrimental to his entire experience.
Even with Anaya, I'm like, anaya, he is not your fucking friend. No. If I saw that package and the way he was talking about me. And again, the editing go so hard because they're literally skipping and talking. The night before she pulls him to tell her how. Tell him how excited she is that she kissed Carl and they had this hot make out. And he's like, our friendship goes beyond this blase, blah, blah. Cut to him talking all that shit about her, like, that is not your fucking friend. And another thing with fucking sent from iPhone that I can't stick him. And the dog, him saying dog. Because he said that to Naya tonight. He said Dog, you know I care about you. You know I fuck with your dog. You know I fuck with your dog. Like, I fuck with your dog.
He said that to Amora when they finished their chat, because that was the big thing. Meg, the stallion came into the villa, she did her little cake challenge, looking so good. Like, oh, my God. Like, what is there to say that hasn't been said about the woman? The. The myth, the legend, the icon body for days, face card, fucking lethal. I mean, just crazy. That's me and her butt.
It's crazy.
They had their cake challenge and of course Carl and Amora came out their cakes and it was like, oh, yay, that's so cute.
And Amora had a connection, was sent from iPhone in casa.
So she's like, can I pull you for a chat? And they have their little conversation. He says, well, I'm glad that you're here now.
Gross. Like, please get out my face. But then he proceeds to say, to say, all right, big dog. And he's trying to dap her up and he keeps referring to her as big Dog. And she's like, the fuck? And I'm like, if that man would have called me fucking big dog, I would have anamorphed into a big fucking dog and bit his ass. Okay? I would have went feral.
Like, I got that dog in me and I'm going to.
Because what the fuck is that?
What is that?
[00:27:35] Speaker B: You're not wrong.
You're not wrong. It's so fucking weird.
[00:27:40] Speaker A: It's just so weird. I don't like the way. I don't. Truly. The way most of these men operate is insane.
Insane.
Glad that I'm praying that this freeze Melanie of the shackles of that fucking relationship that she finally says, suck all my balls. Paul's. I had enough.
[00:28:04] Speaker B: And we even have the second part too, coming up,
[00:28:08] Speaker A: girl.
[00:28:10] Speaker B: So it's only about to get worse and hopefully better like you said in the long run for freaking Melanie, because my God, she deserves.
Everyone deserves better than him. He's. I don't know if there was some, like, cosmic, like, jinx that happened when he was born and he was named sincere because it. He is just so the opposite of that name. It's like how it's really hard to watch.
[00:28:35] Speaker A: And I really hate that for my girl. I hate that for my girl.
And then we had Jen and Gal. We gotta talk about Gal.
[00:28:45] Speaker B: Oh, he just really lives up to the, like, weird hipster mustache energy.
I don't. He's. We. He's a weirdo.
[00:28:54] Speaker A: And you thought he was cute.
[00:28:56] Speaker B: I did think he was cute. And listen, I still unfortunately think he's cute because it's just very much my type of man and that's my downfall.
But I can say he's cute and also acknowledge that he's weird and kind of sucks.
That conversation with Jen was weird as.
What do you mean you have the ick from her because she, like, told you she wanted more effect.
[00:29:25] Speaker A: Well, it's so weird because he tried to start a fight with her to justify him, like, ending it with her because he knew he didn't really like her like that. He knew he didn't like her like that. And Jen is growing on me because I'm glad she didn't shed one tear on that man. And she clocked it and said, okay, go talk to other women. Go do it. Like, I'm not holding you back. If you want to talk to other girls, go talk to other girls. Because I know I'm a baddie and I'm not about to be pressed. Like, what did she say? If I wanted to be played by a man from Venice Beach, I would have stayed my ass in la. Like, I don't have time for that. And I really fuck with her just the way she's approached the entire situation. Like, she knows her worth and I think that that's really cool. I love her. And Kada slamming, no pun intended. Slamming the Clam Slam because that another person that moves so weird. So these kind of blend together. Because gal was coupled up with Jen. They recoupled after casa and he was kind of vibing with Clam Slam, AKA Kenzie. I guess I'll like, address it. I mean, I feel like y' all know these names if I'm just calling people by names because I don't even want to, like, address them because they get on my fucking nerves.
[00:30:52] Speaker B: No, I literally had no idea who Clam Slam.
[00:30:54] Speaker A: Oh, really?
[00:30:55] Speaker B: I was like, who the fuck is Clam Slam?
[00:30:57] Speaker A: Yeah, Clam Slam is Kenzie. Cause the splits, her slamming her clam.
[00:31:04] Speaker B: I see 10, four heard that.
[00:31:06] Speaker A: And yeah, it was so weird because he's like, I don't want to touch, and I'm not that kind of person.
But then, literally, was it the same night he was letting Clam Slam play with his hands? It was all touchy feely and it's like, girl, that's the lamest excuse ever. Because you're doing that with another girl and you're like kissing her and telling her all the things that she wants to hear. Just say you don't like her. Just say you don't like her. I don't understand why these people.
[00:31:42] Speaker B: And even if it was true, it's like, brother, you are on a reality TV dating show with 80 cameras on you. Like, people, every. If it's a PDA thing, everyone in the country and maybe the world is gonna see you being touchy feely with someone. Like, that's not an excuse, like you said. Just tell. Just end it. Just say that. Just say you're not into her. And it's crazy, crazy to say that one of the chillest people in the villa is being aggressive, bruh. Be for real, brother.
[00:32:18] Speaker A: She has not ra. Jen has not raised her voice at all.
[00:32:23] Speaker B: At all. And he hates that.
[00:32:25] Speaker A: And he. And it's like he wants her. That's something else too. These fucking dudes, like, they want these girls to be falling out for them. It's so weird. It's like they want them to be like, oh, my God, like, I can't believe you're doing this to me. And then they'd be like, whoa, you better chill. Like, oh, my God, she's so crazy. And then the girls are just like, okay, you can do that. And then it's like, okay, you're being really aggressive.
[00:32:55] Speaker B: Like, right? It's damned if they do, damned if they don't, because they do.
[00:32:58] Speaker A: Like they always say.
[00:32:59] Speaker B: Exactly. The girls do pop off and tell them how it fucking is, and they get pissed.
And then when they don't emote, they get pissed. Hypocrite island.
[00:33:11] Speaker A: It's crazy to me because it's like, women are expected to deny themselves in order to be with a man, right? And while men can completely abandon everything, act a complete fucking fool with little to no accountability for their actions, right?
And then when a woman does anything, it's like, oh, my gosh, she's desperate. She's a fucking. She's so insecure. She's doing this, that, and the third. And these men just, like, do what? Ooh, the patriarchy. Ooh, the patriarchy was heavy in this episode. Bitch. Oh, it just made me so mad. And also another fucking hypocrite. Talk about a double standard. I think Kenzie is such clam slam is such a fucking hypocrite. Something I noticed was how Kenzie, when she was besties with Melanie, and then Melanie told her that Corbin wanted to kiss her. And by the way, Melanie did not kiss him. She literally said no. Okay. And Kenzie got so mad with Melanie. Remember that girl?
Call me a fucking elephant scorpio bitch. Because I remember everything. Okay, I got my notes. Okay. So I remember that she was pissed at Melanie and then.
But cut to Jen saying, if we were outside of the villa, I would not be your friend. But now that Jen is upset because clam slam kiss gall and Kenzie didn't tell her, she says, well, I was exploring.
So, like, you can't say that. Like, I don't think that's fair.
[00:35:04] Speaker B: Like, I'm not one to be quick on calling out a woman for, quote, double standards.
[00:35:13] Speaker A: I'm.
[00:35:14] Speaker B: But listen, and I know you're not either. I guess I'm saying we are not ever going to be the first people to do that, but she really is doing everything that we fucking hate these men do.
[00:35:27] Speaker A: She is. I'm sorry. I hate to say that. And it's like, honestly, if it was a black woman, I wouldn't say it. But since this. This maggot Barbie, I'm gonna call that bitch out. You know what I mean? I'm sorry. If it was Anaya or fucking Kate or anybody else, I'd be like, I'd be. I'd just. I would let. You would say it. And I say, okay, that's. That's.
[00:35:53] Speaker B: I probably wouldn't even say it either. She just, you know, she's like, she sucks, dude.
[00:35:57] Speaker A: She just sucks.
[00:35:59] Speaker B: Well. And even to that point, it's like, I. If she didn't suck, I would kind of be rooting for her. But she's not. She doesn't seem like a great person.
[00:36:11] Speaker A: No, she really doesn't.
[00:36:13] Speaker B: So I'm not going to back her up.
[00:36:15] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:36:15] Speaker B: And these men that she's with, like, this Dylan is great.
[00:36:22] Speaker A: He's so into her, bro. This man. She got this grow ass, man.
[00:36:27] Speaker B: Crying.
[00:36:28] Speaker A: Dylan is crying.
Talk about a double standard. Is Dylan insecure?
Like, hello. This man was boohoo all night. Like, hello. Mike check one too, like. Or is he just vulnerable?
You know what I mean? Because it's like, I don't hear people saying that. Everyone's like, oh, my God, Dylan, that's so sweet. Like, what a good guy. Like, he's just being vulnerable. Yes, he's just feeling vulnerable. Like, it's been four days and everyone was so quick to call Anaya and Mel insecure when they expressed the same frustration with their couple exploring.
[00:37:08] Speaker B: Yep.
[00:37:08] Speaker A: But the same discourse is not being said.
So, like, which one fucking is it? Hello?
Like, I don't understand.
I don't understand, bitch. I don't understand.
And this is what I mean with, like, the fucking Patriarchy of it all. Like, we just are not.
It's. It's just not clocking to people. The. The hypocrisy, the double standards, the fucking bullshit. It.
This is where I'm like, we need to open up the schools because I need someone to tell these women that, like, Love island producers, please send Jasmine and Ellie from UK to the US to this villa and give these people a fucking history lesson and an education on feminism. And being a woman is like, in these modern times, because those bitches over there, I am living for Elliot, Jasmine. And it's the same thing in a way, because they are such strong women that I feel like they're getting almost pushed aside not to go to uk. Just for a brief moment, we're going to jump across the pond because I feel like they're in conversation with each other. Because, Jasmine, you guys, if you are not watching Love island uk, if you just look up Jasmine from Love island uk, this woman, when I tell you she is one of the most gorgeous women, I can't. I would be, like, scared to be around her in person because she's so pretty. Like, she's one of the rare exceptions of, like, her Instagram pictures. Like, she looks better on camera than she does on Instagram. Like, her Instagram don't do her justice. You watch her on the show and you're like, oh, my God, like, she is unreal. And these. She don't take shit from anybody.
Anyone. And these men don't really know how to handle her because she calls everybody out. She calls everyone out, she calls the girls out, she calls guys out. And the men, as much as they say, I want a strong woman, I want someone who's going to speak their mind or whatever. Then when they actually get that and they hold their feet to the fire, it's like, oh, you're being aggressive. You're doing too much. Maybe we're just not compatible. Are we just not compatible, or do you just not like to be held accountable by a woman?
[00:39:46] Speaker B: And, like, they want to be held accountable gently? And that's not how it works sometimes.
[00:39:53] Speaker A: Because what do you want? Do you want a strong woman or do you want a yes woman?
[00:39:56] Speaker B: They're like, they want to be let down easy. And it's like, that's what you've always gotten. You always get told nicely. And you don't fudge and change.
Nothing's changing.
[00:40:07] Speaker A: And it's like you want to be let down gently. Why don't you give your mom a call?
[00:40:12] Speaker B: Why don't you not act the way that you fudgeing. Do like that one who is. What's his name, the blonde guy that kissed all those women in the same.
[00:40:22] Speaker A: Tommy.
[00:40:23] Speaker B: Tommy. This man needed to be reamed by another person in the villa. Ellie just literally fucking screaming at the top of her lungs.
It's like they need to hear that
[00:40:36] Speaker A: because like you said, you want to be let down gently, but you're doing stuff that you should be called out for. If you want to be let down gently, then maybe don't do things that require you to be called out in the first place. Yeah, like your actions are not my responsibility. So I'm gonna call you out for your fucking bullshit. And if you're supposed to be my person, my guy, and you don't like that, then don't fucking do it. Don't fucking do it. I just. Oh, I gotta cool down. Heated.
Oh, girl. That's how that is.
[00:41:17] Speaker B: How messed up these men are this
[00:41:20] Speaker A: season on both ends, on both continents. Honey, it's really crazy.
So Dylan's a good guy. We love Dylan. I feel bad for him. We'll see how it plays out. With the conclusion of movie night, it seems like it's gonna be a rough time for Kenzie, and I'm honestly like, well, that's what you get, bitch. Sorry. I don't feel bad, gal. He can go.
[00:41:46] Speaker B: He.
[00:41:47] Speaker A: I mean, he's trying to get to know Amora. Maybe she'll. I. At this point, I'm like, it's a lot of bodies in here. A lot of y' all can fucking get the stepping. There's gotta be a massive dumping coming up.
[00:42:00] Speaker B: Definitely big dumping coming up. Big steamy dump.
[00:42:03] Speaker A: And I'm like, please open up the polls so we kids get to vote. And, honey, please.
[00:42:08] Speaker B: But it's like, who the fuck do we vote off? There's too many awful people.
Who do we start with?
[00:42:15] Speaker A: I would say my number ones are Casey.
Casey and Tostinos. They gotta go.
[00:42:21] Speaker B: KC Gives incel energy.
[00:42:24] Speaker A: Honestly, I do have to give KC his props because he is finding new ways to piss me off every fucking night.
[00:42:35] Speaker B: I thought I had to scroll away for a second.
[00:42:37] Speaker A: I was nervous.
[00:42:39] Speaker B: I was like, what is she about to say?
[00:42:41] Speaker A: Every night, five days a week. Casey got my blood pressure high, honey. Like, besides Wednesdays and Saturdays, this nigga is getting on my motherfucking nerves. And that is kind of impressive in a way. Like, I'll give you your flowers for that. Because you are finding new and innovative ways to really piss off this country, honey.
[00:43:00] Speaker B: And what did he say in last night's episode where he was like, thank God Carl's back so she can get off my dick or something?
[00:43:07] Speaker A: Literally, that's what he said. Thank God Carl's back so she can get off my dick. And then he said, and let's see what a good guy you are.
[00:43:17] Speaker B: There's. I know you guys can't see it because you're just listening, but there's visible steam coming out of my ear holes, dude. I can't even put into words the anger that this man builds up in my body.
[00:43:34] Speaker A: It is really, like I said, it's impressive how much one man can really piss off a huge population of people.
[00:43:50] Speaker B: And the downward slope. And the downward slope. We had. We were all. It's literally the Tyra. We were all rooting for you.
We were all rooting for you. You had like. We. People even dug up. He had, like, a Free Palestine bracelet. We were like, oh, this guy's dirty dope. He's woke. He knows exactly what's up. And. Oh, my God, just like the parallel, like, the. The. The juxtaposing arcs that him and Melanie have had.
[00:44:17] Speaker A: Literally the crisscross of Mel and Casey. It's unbelievable. It really. I was not expecting it to go that way at all. I was really.
Mel was bumming me out and I was like, oh, my God, I don't know if I can handle another Hurricane Huda. And then KC I was like, oh, my God, he's so memeable. I got so many. I made so many stickers of this nigga. And I'm like, oh, my God, no. Now I'm like, you can.
No, also, you said the incel thing. That is true. And it's weird because there's a lot of straight men who are watching this now and are like, on Casey and it's really fucking weird. Specifically, there's, like, Dallas Cowboys who are hyping up KC and saying he deserves better than Anaya, which is so weird to me. And I'm like, that's. To me, those football players. It's giving the football players and bring it on that hate the cheerleaders because they're winning all the championships. And it's like, dude, you just lost. Like, that's why y' all haven't won shit in, like, 20, 30 years. Because you got fucking dumb idiots like that hyping up this fucking guy, man, get the fuck out of here. Like, this is not for you. Please take two steps to the left. Go back to your manosphere fucking bubble, because you don't know what the fuck is going on in my villa, okay? Tell them I can't with that. I can't with that. And I just feel okay. Tostinos and Casey came back to the villa and they coupled up. Poor Anaya dumped Carl. She chose to stay true to fucking Casey's bitch ass. And it was really rough. It was really rough. It got really heated. It turned into a little, like Anaya said, is this bad girls club? Like, it got crazy.
I feel like Tito's is so. She is so aggy again. These casa girls defending these men. It's so weird. It's really fucking weird behavior. And I honestly, I feel like Tito's is a dangerous type of woman because she enables Casey. Like, she. She's in cahoots with him, right? Like, she laughs at the girls when they're down. Anaya's sobbing over this man and she's laughing. Even Anaya, during the movie night, Tito's just sitting there.
[00:47:09] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. She's like, getting off.
[00:47:11] Speaker A: She's, like, bricked watching this shit. Like, she. She likes to see that she co signs the way that KC talks down on women and about women and talks about the villa girls behind their back, but smiles in their faces like they're cool. And it's just really weird behavior. And I find her. I'm not gonna say she's dangerous, but like, she is fucking. That's some odd ass shit. I'm not going to call a black woman dangerous, but, like, that's some odd ass shit. It's just weird. I just find her and him, like they're a match made in hell.
[00:47:50] Speaker B: Sorry.
[00:47:51] Speaker A: Casey's movie, his package made my stomach hurt.
[00:47:55] Speaker B: It was really hard to see him visibly, like, react to his own actions the way that he did.
And like, you can see on his face, he knows that shit was gross. He knows that shit was wrong.
You can see it. He, like, he couldn't even watch himself.
And then he cannot authentically own up to it. He cannot do it without other men chiming in on his behalf or his woman or his woman.
And I. I will say I was glad that she also said something of. Was it to him or. I don't even.
[00:48:34] Speaker A: She was upset because the women after the movie played and the girls were like, damn, you guys co signed all this shit. You guys knew. And Anaya was like, why didn't anyone tell me that he felt this way? Like, y' all are supposed to be my friends. Like, sincere. You're supposed to be my friend. All y' all are supposed to be my friends. And no one told me he was feeling this way. And they're like, we had no idea. We didn't know. And then Tito was like, yo, that's.
[00:49:05] Speaker B: That's a lie.
[00:49:06] Speaker A: That's a lie.
[00:49:06] Speaker B: You guys knew. Exactly. Yeah, that's right. That's right. That's right. Yeah, it's just like this man, the. The way that he verbally cannot communicate. Like, he.
It's baffling. It's. I don't. Yeah, it's. I feel like we're both at a loss for words. Because it's like, how does this man get anywhere in his life with acting like a child?
[00:49:31] Speaker A: And it's. It's. Again, it is the.
The man child of it all. And he's like, oh, Anaya, so serious. Yeah, well, we're grown. And, like, it's okay to have some serious discussions. You can't be fucking goofy all the time. No, like, especially if you're talking to someone, of course you're having the butterflies. It's cutesy, whatever. But, like, if I'm really trying to build a life with you or a connection with you, I need to know what the fuck you're about. And some of that shit's not funny. Like, in 2026, we gotta have some serious chats if we're trying to couple up. I. That's why bitches are out here like they used to be, because now it's too much polarizing stuff. We got to have some real shit. We got to have some real conversations. And honestly, Trinity was correct, because Casey's biggest complaint was not having access to Anaya's body. Period. Yes, it was lust. Like, it was lust. He wanted her to be all over him. And it's like, nigga, I don't know you like that we're on tv. Like, it's a weird situation because you didn't choose my door either. Like, right, him in the doors. Him and the door, bro. Girl, you're the one that picks plants, so that's your fault.
[00:51:00] Speaker B: And you did it inauthentically. You did it because you thought that it would be what the women would want you to do. So you're not showing up authentically from the get go. And this whole thing about, like, him not want, like, him feeling like she's serious all the time and only wants. That's a cop out. That's a cop out for, like, the whole not getting down, like, for the lust of it all. Because I'm sorry, I don't see him and titi like having the most giggly, fun, exciting, jokey time.
[00:51:32] Speaker A: Unless they're laughing at other people.
[00:51:35] Speaker B: Exactly.
[00:51:35] Speaker A: Literally laughing at Melanie, saying her dumb ass and cracking up at her. Like Anaya running away crying and then laughing and giggling.
[00:51:46] Speaker B: You're not smooth, brother. We can see so straight through your.
[00:51:51] Speaker A: It's maniacal. I feel like they're really maniacal. And the thing like, that's not cute. It's not. It's not. It's not fun. And I feel like him, you know, people. The men who. The men and the people who. Who are not clocking why KC is so fucked up. KC was disrespectful, period.
Like, he was running his mouth, talking shit about the person he was in a couple with dragging Anaya through the mud to embarrass her. He wanted to embarrass her because he was embarrassed that she didn't stand behind his fucking door and she didn't give him access to her fucking body, okay?
[00:52:34] Speaker B: And that's incel behavior, period.
[00:52:37] Speaker A: It's not the. It's not the same at all with how Anaya moves with Carl. She was respectful about it.
[00:52:46] Speaker B: And.
[00:52:46] Speaker A: And let's not forget, the only reason why she even moved the way she did is because she saw, though they all saw how the heart rate challenge went with the girls in Casa.
[00:53:00] Speaker B: Yes. It was all because of the live stream.
[00:53:03] Speaker A: Literally. It was all because the live stream so, like, set from iPhone. Disingenuous. Shut the fuck up.
Kornbin GPT. Shut the fuck up.
All of y' all can shut up. Because it's. It's literally not the same fucking thing. And I just, like, can't get. Oh. Even the way. Remember when the episode first started, the way fucking Tocino asked Casey about brennani like that, like, they move so fudgeing.
[00:53:37] Speaker B: Weird. That was so weird, dude. That was like, you could. They wanted to talk shit.
[00:53:42] Speaker A: They wanted to talk shit. She went over there and she said, so what did you think when Bryce said that they were in a couple when they got back?
[00:53:51] Speaker B: And.
[00:53:51] Speaker A: And then they just started. He gave her a look, and they just started laughing like, they are. They're mean. Sorry. They're. They're mean people.
[00:53:58] Speaker B: They are mean people.
[00:53:59] Speaker A: They're mean people. And I think what it is, like, why Casey is so mad about Anaya and Carl and Anaya not giving him access. It's because Carl is who KC pretend pretended to be, and Corbin is who KC wants to be and Titi is who Casey actually is.
[00:54:30] Speaker B: Oh, my God.
[00:54:32] Speaker A: You know what I mean? Damn.
[00:54:34] Speaker B: Yeah, you ate that. You fucking ate that.
[00:54:37] Speaker A: Let me say that one more time for the bitches in the back. Let me say that one more time for set from iPhone so he can sign this out.
[00:54:45] Speaker B: Sign this.
[00:54:47] Speaker A: Sent from iPhone. Disingenuous bitch. Talk about Inglourious basterds. Disingenuine bastard.
Okay, Carl is who KC pretended to be. Corbin is who KC wants to be. But Tostino's is who KC actually is. And it's nasty. They're nasty. I'm sorry I said it and I said what I said and I stand 10 toes down.
I think that's all the couples, right? No, well, I mean, I know the best for last.
[00:55:22] Speaker B: Okay, great. Yeah, I figured.
[00:55:23] Speaker A: I figured. I need all my love for you.
Wait. Also. Hello. Hello, Hello, Hello.
Before we move on to our winners, let's talk about that Carl and Anaya fucking kiss.
[00:55:44] Speaker B: I don't know if I can talk about it, Cintisha. I'm going to have to excuse myself.
[00:55:48] Speaker A: Talk about. I remember that night I just went rewind. We literally rewound it. Insert clip here.
Like we were.
That was.
And I'm hard.
[00:56:02] Speaker B: I'm going to have to go watch that before bed.
[00:56:05] Speaker A: Oh, I'm going to watch bricks. That. That was.
That was good. That was good. That was Soul Ties, Nicolandria level make out.
[00:56:16] Speaker B: Oh, my God.
[00:56:17] Speaker A: And especially because he's like. Oh, he made.
Oh, he. He's like. I didn't realize Carl was so jacked. Like, Carl's the talk about brick. Carl's a man. He's a brick. Brick house. And the way his hands on her back.
[00:56:38] Speaker B: Oh, he like clawed. Slowly clawed down.
[00:56:45] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That.
That was a good make out. That was really.
[00:56:55] Speaker B: No, if you.
[00:56:57] Speaker A: I got fanny flutters, girl. I got the vapors. Oh, I got the vapors. I got the fanny flints. I got the. How do I feel? Like Vito. I'm like, in honor of Jackass.
Holy.
Not Don Vito, bro. That's how that make out made me feel. I literally was like, holy.
It was so hot. Oh, my God. That was a 10 out of 10 kiss. And I mean, it's kind of cute. At first we were like, Anaya, like, lock in. And now that I'm thinking about it and talk about it, it was probably so good. She had to like turn her back. It was almost like she got shy.
[00:57:40] Speaker B: Yes. We were worried. We were like, oh, my God.
[00:57:42] Speaker A: For a little bit because it was like she, like moved. She put up a little bit of space and then he immediately came Over. And then she turned her back, and she was probably like, God damn. I honestly, like, thinking about it now, she probably was like, holy shit. Well, especially I didn't think Carl had it in him like that.
[00:58:03] Speaker B: I know. Especially because, like, later he talks about how he had the butterflies, and he's
[00:58:08] Speaker A: so in there when he made her that breakfast. He made them. He made that breakfast with them, the pancakes that were like butterflies. And he said, that's because you give me butterflies, baby. You know? And I knew last night. He said, you know, I'm just gonna need a little bit of space because, like, the walls are up a little bit because I'm hurt. And I'm like, girl, them walls are as tall as Ace Green. Honey, it is not very high. Okay? That's like a stone wall, like, brick. Like, that wall did not last. And I had a feeling it was going to be like that because he was literally saying that he. The walls were up while, like, rubbing her leg and, like, holding her hand. He's like, I'm going to need some space and, like, you know, like, rubbing on her. And I'm like, sure, Jan. Sure, Jan. Okay. Okay. But they're. Oh, that was such a great kiss. I'm really happy that they get to explore their connection, and I'm rooting for them. And then we have our winners.
Our winners.
Seeing them reunite in their yellow was so cute. Him crying, running to her.
Oh, my God.
[00:59:32] Speaker B: I just like, it is everything we needed.
[00:59:35] Speaker A: What is? There's some it's unfriends with Phoebe when she's dating the guy, and it's like they're still in the honeymoon phase, and he walks out Central Perk. And she's like, God, I miss him already. And he runs back and he's like, I miss you. And she's like, I miss you, too.
That was literally what I thought when he was like, I missed you. And she's like, I missed you, too. It's like, oh, they're so cute. I just, like, love them so much.
[01:00:04] Speaker B: I love when a man runs to a woman. Woman.
[01:00:06] Speaker A: Oh, talk about the yearn.
[01:00:09] Speaker B: Oh, there's so many TV shows where it's like a TV show or a movie where the romance. It's a romance, but they don't run to each other. And they should run to each other in this. We got the run. I get so disappointed so often when people are in love and there's no running and they. He ran and I run
[01:00:33] Speaker A: also.
[01:00:33] Speaker B: Just say, the editors did not do their big one with this. The Song choice for that.
Because they did that weird cover of Light Up.
[01:00:45] Speaker A: Light up. As if you had.
Yeah, they. They could have.
[01:00:51] Speaker B: They should have kept the original. That the original is way better than the summer.
[01:00:55] Speaker A: They probably didn't have the money for it.
[01:00:57] Speaker B: That's true. They probably then find it, then find a different song because there's so many people online who are covering it up with a better song choice.
[01:01:06] Speaker A: That's true. That's true.
And they coupled up, of course. It was super cute. And of. We did have the moment of Trinity getting buck for her girls, which is why I just. No choice but to stand.
And Bryce was.
The way that Bryce gets bricked. The way that Bryce gets so fucking hard when Trinity goes hard is so entertaining to see.
There's a meme going around of Kaida and Trinity, like, pointing, going off, like, what the fuck? Cusses someone out. And Zach and Bryce are just like, oh. And it's like, this is the epitome of interracially dating.
And it's true.
And when.
I mean, he. He was so into that because I was telling you earlier, he's so down because he's like a. She's like such a baddie. She's so fucking hot. But then he's also like, this the kind of woman. My food come out cold. She going to tell them to send that shit back. She going to send my food back. This is the one I ordered. It's okay, baby.
Excuse me. This is not what my man ordered. And he likes that. And I just love that because the same night that all the recoupling, all the drama happened. Fucking Tostino's. Also, can we talk about her calling Trinity a little girl?
[01:02:38] Speaker B: Oh, my God. And her being like, I'm Titi. It's like, ma', am, can you take it? Take a breath, babe.
[01:02:44] Speaker A: Literally. She said, who are you, bitch? I'm TT and who is that?
Who is that?
Cause, like, don't nobody care. She again, moves so fucking weird. I can't even.
Because I just think I've already said what I said about them. But I did have to address that because that was fucking insane that she
[01:03:07] Speaker B: called her a little girl.
[01:03:08] Speaker A: I'm glad that they made up and they apologized, but that was some diabolical behavior on Tostino's part. And you could tell, like, Bryce was into it. Bryce was turned on seeing Trinity get live like that, Especially when she stood up for them and their relationship to Casey. Like, interesting that you brought this bitch back and you thought it was crazy that Bryce And I were chosen as one of the top couples. And you switched it up so fast. And of course KC can't take any accountability, can't acknowledge anything. Has to come up with all this fucking bullshit instead of just owning it. Because he fucking did say it. Like he said it to Bryce.
So yeah, of course she's gonna bring that up. And you could tell Bryce was like, that's my fucking girl.
[01:04:04] Speaker B: That's my lady.
[01:04:05] Speaker A: That's my lady. Oh my God. Can we talk about that? I love that he calls her his lady. I think that that is so.
That is something really endearing to me. I think that that's a real. I don't know why that really gets me.
[01:04:20] Speaker B: It's just so like gentlemanly and cute
[01:04:25] Speaker A: and it's almost like old school in a way. Like, yeah, lady, from the moment I saw you.
And I'm looking in your eyes.
Fourth of July, la.
Can you hear the fireworks?
[01:04:44] Speaker B: La.
It's Cat. It's picking it up.
[01:04:51] Speaker A: Do you ever feel like a lady drifting through the wind wanting us not again?
And you know what? He was so bricked after that because
[01:05:06] Speaker B: he's so obsessed with her.
[01:05:08] Speaker A: He's so obsessed with her. And something else I said to you tonight, she's got the best. When your man loves you just a little bit more than you love him. And she definitely is so into him. Something I really on their. Okay. So they coupled up. He was turned on obviously after that whole confrontation.
And she has some French fries that same night. So clearly he was ready. He really liked an activated trinity. Okay.
[01:05:38] Speaker B: He said five days away.
[01:05:39] Speaker A: We're.
[01:05:40] Speaker B: We're going to have to step it up, baby.
[01:05:43] Speaker A: Yeah, absolutely. And they had their first date, which was so sweet. And I really. Their date, I cried.
Why? I cried because they just look so cute on their little jet ski.
And their conversation I just thought was really sweet when, you know, something she said that I really loved was like when she was growing up, she used to be very like aggressive and hard because she had to like, you're a dark skinned black woman in Virginia. Like, yeah, you got to be a little tougher and harder. And I know she talked about how she like ugly duckling into a beautiful swan type shit.
So she had to be that way. And she's like, and with you I don't want to be like that. And it's like she. He makes her soft. And I just think that that like that's really fucking sweet. I think that that's so adorable. And he also talked about with her like how she makes him.
What did he say? He said like she makes him.
[01:06:50] Speaker B: I think he was just said that she makes him smile all the time.
[01:06:54] Speaker A: Her laugh. Her laugh makes him smile? Yeah, he loves to hear her laugh. And that was something like. That's just so sweet. And also on their first date, I think that they sent Bryce and Trinity on that date because his birthday was literally yesterday and they were unable to actually tell him it was his birthday because they don't know what day it is or what time it is or anything. And it was literally his 30th birthday, which is a milestone at that.
So he made it her officially his girlfriend on his 30th birthday.
Like, isn't that so cute? I can't take it.
I can't take it. Like, when I found that out, that made me even more.
[01:07:43] Speaker B: I had no idea.
[01:07:44] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:07:45] Speaker B: Wait, I'm swooning.
[01:07:46] Speaker A: I know. Because like he was already gearing towards that, you know.
And I think the producers, yeah, they couldn't be like, happy birthday.
Yeah. So I thought that that was really cute that it was literally his birthday and he got to go on a date and he got a whole ass girlfriend afterwards.
[01:08:04] Speaker B: And listen, I will say there's just something about being in your early 20s and dating an older guy. Like she said that's like you usually think like that guy is going to be so grown up, so adult, so mature. And like she hit the jackpot because this not typically the case. Like men kind of suck at every age and she really fudgeing hit the jackpot with him. I was. I will eat my. What is the term? I will eat my words that I said before in episode one where I was like, I don't know about this guy, but man, he is just an emotional king. He just really is in tune with how to treat someone right. I will say it's still annoying that he doesn't hold his dudes accountable when they need to because he's in that realm of all the rest of them.
But in regards to him and his lady, I think he's just the sweetest, most gentlest, wonderful human with her. And like you, we were saying. And like what you were saying, he allows her to be that too. They just have a good ground underneath them. And like she has said it a million times, like she needs a slow burn. She always is a slow burn. And they. And even though he's like so obsessed
[01:09:23] Speaker A: with her, he gave her that space.
[01:09:26] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:09:26] Speaker A: And that was something. That, that was something. I think that's what started me to get emotional. Was he also cancer man? We love. We love a man who is in touch with his feelings and his emotions. And, like, every time he cries, talking about their relationship really gets me.
Something he said was like, I am proud of us for giving it a shot and working to get to this point. I just thought that was so sweet. And talking about, like, I can't wait to meet your grandma and I can't wait to meet your mom. Like, that's.
[01:10:10] Speaker B: He really looks at them as a unit.
[01:10:12] Speaker A: Yes.
[01:10:13] Speaker B: He doesn't look at it as, like, winning couple or you or me. It's like, us.
[01:10:19] Speaker A: Yes. And it's, like, past the villa. Like, they're already thinking about, like, they're
[01:10:24] Speaker B: sailing away on that catamaran into the sunset.
[01:10:28] Speaker A: Soaring. A flying.
There's not a stunt. No, but I actually saw the picture.
The little shot of them with her and the floaty and him. Everyone's like, that's going to be on so many vision boards. Oh, my God.
Mine included.
[01:10:47] Speaker B: My vision board is just going to be him and those fucking flippers jumping into the water.
[01:10:54] Speaker A: No, my vision board is going to be them kissing and.
Or them either on the Jet Ski or kissing on the floaty. And Carl and Anaya, his hands and her back. That's gonna be on my vision board.
[01:11:11] Speaker B: And what's gonna be on your vision board? Listener.
[01:11:14] Speaker A: Ooh, it should be a little fork and knife in a dish. Cause you want the dish.
Well, you guys, I've had it.
Not really. I could truly keep talking forever about this, but I think I've.
I'm gonna yield my time, as some might say.
Is there anything else?
[01:11:42] Speaker B: Nah, man. I feel like we've got a whole other second half of movie night to come for our next episode, so.
[01:11:49] Speaker A: I know.
[01:11:50] Speaker B: Stay tuned.
[01:11:51] Speaker A: It's gonna be a lot, and I'm really dreading it. Honestly, I'm dreading it. I'm anxious about it. I think it's gonna be such a fucking shit show that I'm not looking forward to at all.
But rooting for my clients, Brennany and Anaya and Carl.
I love Kaida and I love Zach. I like them more than I like their partners, obviously. I hope Mel has her aha moment and we'll see what's gonna happen. But I'm just glad at least we have one stable couple. Like, thank God we at least have one that we actually really like and are emotionally in tune with each other and have depth and a life outside of the villa. But everybody else, it's a free for all and now there's too many cooks in the kitchen. Too many cooks in the kitchen.
[01:12:45] Speaker B: And it is kind of the same in UK too, girl.
[01:12:49] Speaker A: That's a whole nother episode, honey. Because they're in casa right now and it is crazy. It's crazy.
Yeah. That's a whole nother bag of worms, honey. If y' all are not watching uk, you're missing out because it is so tea. I like I said Jasmine, Ellie, my girls, right at dawn, I'm.
They got. If. If Jasmine has no fans, then I'm dead. If Ellie has no fans, then I'm dead. Because I live, I laugh and I love. And I love you guys. And I love you, Mike. Thanks for coming. Thanks for being here.
[01:13:29] Speaker B: Thank you for having me. I love you too. I love dishing on Love island with my Love island bestie.
[01:13:37] Speaker A: Bestie, my friend, the bestie.
And thank you guys. I love you guys so much. Thank you for listening to another episode of the Dish with Tish. Make sure you're following us on social media at the dishwashtishpod. Give Megan a follow at Mud flood and we will see you next week in the villa Babes by.
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