Episode Transcript
[00:00:12] Speaker A: Give me 10.
Give me 10 more hours.
10,000 hours more of Love Island. We are so back, you guys.
Hey. Hi. Hello.
Welcome to your Love island edition of the dish with Tish. It's me, your girl, Cyntish Coates. And I'm here with the Ian to my Ariana, the Fiji to my sand, the casa to my amor, Megan Flood.
[00:00:56] Speaker B: Hey.
Hi, it's me.
I'm here in front of the camera now, not behind it.
[00:01:05] Speaker A: Yes, but you're still doing both.
[00:01:07] Speaker B: But I am still doing both.
[00:01:09] Speaker A: Thank God. Oh, my gosh.
Can you give us, like, your Love Island? Oh, my God. Let's do that. Wait, let's do our Love island intros. Okay, I'll go first.
Hey, I'm Satisha. I'm years old.
[00:01:29] Speaker B: I'm just gonna keep you actually telling me to bleep it.
I'm keeping this whole thing. We're not bleeping anything.
[00:01:39] Speaker A: No, you have to at least bleep the bleep and then keep the rest in, because that's funny.
[00:01:44] Speaker B: I'll make you think we bleeped it. And this whole conversation is just. Just gonna be.
[00:01:48] Speaker A: And this will never see the light of day. Just like those pictures. If you're like, I've never seen that picture of us. It's like, yeah, bitch, because I looked crazy anyways. Hey, I'm Satisha. I'm your sold. I'm from Chicago. I'm from Cleveland via Chicago.
I'm an esthetician turned performer creative. I was called an artist today, and I said, yeah, I. I am an artist because I do a little bit of it all.
I'm here for love and to kiss a bunch of people.
And I came here looking for the nick to my Alandria.
[00:02:29] Speaker B: Oh, that was good.
Oh, and then she tosses her titties
[00:02:34] Speaker A: and I shake my tits, listeners. I'm shaking my titties.
[00:02:37] Speaker B: Oh, my God, her tickle bitties.
[00:02:40] Speaker A: I know. They look good in a shirt.
[00:02:42] Speaker B: That is a great top.
[00:02:43] Speaker A: Well, I did the kisses. I know. If you're only listening, I did a shirt with some kisses on it because it's Love island. So let me kiss you.
[00:02:53] Speaker B: Oh, my God. Don't pull one direction into this shit. The craziest.
[00:02:57] Speaker A: Well, that is. Okay. Sorry I'm getting so hyped. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
[00:03:02] Speaker B: That kit, this shirt only shows about a fraction of the amount of kisses that have happened on this season already.
And we're only in week one.
Okay. So.
Hey, I'm Megan.
I feel like I have.
[00:03:18] Speaker A: I would do an accents? Wait, no, no. Because if we were doing accents, I would have said an accent.
[00:03:24] Speaker B: Okay, No, I won't. I just wanted to get a rise out of you.
[00:03:27] Speaker A: Oh.
Oh, my God.
[00:03:30] Speaker B: Hi, my name's Meg.
I'm a year old Leo Virgo Rising and Sagittarius Moon.
So I'm your best friend.
I am an actor and video production specialist. That is my LinkedIn title of video production specialist.
I currently. What do I do? I currently the audio video producer for this like crazy cool podcast called the Dish with Tish.
And I just really like to have a good time. I love to wake up and drink a cup of coffee and read my book, which is currently the first off campus book.
Because I am in love with Garrett. Garrett Graham. And I'm looking for my Garrett Graham here on the island.
[00:04:26] Speaker A: She pulled it off campus.
[00:04:29] Speaker B: And I'm ready to make out with everyone. I want to get pimples on my lips for making out with everybody.
Amen.
[00:04:37] Speaker A: Let me get a cold Thor in the island, in the villa.
[00:04:40] Speaker B: I'll get fucking herpes if I can make out with Garrett Graham. I don't care.
[00:04:45] Speaker A: Hondo P. I will contract an STI for a Garrett Graham.
[00:04:51] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:04:53] Speaker A: And that's that.
[00:04:55] Speaker B: And seen and seen.
[00:04:58] Speaker A: Wow. Well, we are officially back in the villa for season eight of Love island. And it's been a week.
[00:05:07] Speaker B: It's been a week.
[00:05:08] Speaker A: It feels like a lot, but not a lot at the same time because it's been a week. So let's just dig into the dish. Let's just place this dish. We're coming in hot, honey, so let's get into it. I mean, I will say something I absolutely live for. That they did this season was that first off, the entrances being at nighttime has never been done before. It's always daytime at the Bikinis in their bathing suits. And I was so excited that us and UK did that because it was just nice to see them done up, looking cute and not sweaty and not super gross. Yeah. Like, I was just so excited that that was the intro that we got.
[00:06:04] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:06:04] Speaker A: And then the intro that they got was the first challenge and the first challenge this season. I was kind of like, has Love island made me not want to make out ever again?
Because the.
I don't know if it's. It's the. The people in the booth.
I feel like the sounds of the kissing are way too loud. Like, I do not want to hear tongues flapping and lips like spit saliva. I don't want to hear that.
[00:06:42] Speaker B: I feel so bad for Whoever the sound editor is on this, just having to sit and sift through hours of that footage to narrow it down to what we're getting.
[00:06:55] Speaker A: Right.
[00:06:55] Speaker B: I saw somebody. I. I'm gonna figure out who this creator was. Now that I'm thinking about it. We should credit her. But someone did the math of, like, how old these people would have been when they would. Should have been learning how to kiss. And they were sophomores in high school in 2020.
[00:07:16] Speaker A: This is Covid kids.
[00:07:17] Speaker B: These are Covid kids. So they, like, haven't learned how to Mac on each other. And that's why it feels so fudgeing uncomfortable to watch them.
[00:07:26] Speaker A: I mean, this is the same thing that happened last year. The kissing, the tongues guys, not.
[00:07:32] Speaker B: Why are people leading with their tongue.
[00:07:35] Speaker A: Tongue first is crazy.
[00:07:37] Speaker B: Crazy. TF we're not TFing here.
[00:07:40] Speaker A: We're not t. Tongue first. The.
Okay.
[00:07:46] Speaker B: Tftf, the ftf, the F. It's.
[00:07:52] Speaker A: It's. It's really bumming me out.
[00:07:55] Speaker B: I would rather have someone, eyes wide open, staring at me, making out with me than have them lead with their tongue.
[00:08:02] Speaker A: I'd rather have a blowfish than a dolphin.
Okay? So, yeah, the first challenge was pivoting. The first challenge was crazy. Also, can I just say I really appreciate and admire the diversity of this season.
[00:08:25] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:08:26] Speaker A: We have everyone, all shades and even, like, bodied, you know, like.
[00:08:34] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:08:35] Speaker A: Bea is a Paralympian. Right. And I just appreciate that this season feels like, okay, we're getting back to the basics of what the show is about. Like, the episode on Tuesday, I was like, this is what. This is my love island. People hanging out.
[00:08:55] Speaker B: Yes. Talking on the beanbags.
[00:08:58] Speaker A: On the beanbags. Yes. There's some drama. There is a little bit of chaos starting to brew, but it's not toxic yet.
[00:09:07] Speaker B: Right.
[00:09:07] Speaker A: I feel like we are going to be, like, it's not going to be how it was last year. And I'm really grateful that they found, like, really grounded. It seems normal people. People aren't running their social media. It just feels like this is what Love island is about. And if people are like, oh, it's boring, whatever. I'm like, get the fuck out of my villa. Because you don't appreciate what this show is. I'm 10 years in, babe. So, like, this is my fucking show. You don't get it. And that's okay.
[00:09:36] Speaker B: This is the beauty.
[00:09:37] Speaker A: This is the beauty of it.
[00:09:39] Speaker B: And especially, like you said, it's like, these are people who are, like, more grounded, and we're not having, like, a huda. Situation.
[00:09:48] Speaker A: Or an ace.
[00:09:49] Speaker B: Or an Ace situation. I hate that I'm seeing on the Internet people trying to make it seem like Melanie's gonna go to that level when like, yeah, she's crashing out here and there, but who wouldn't after a week of figuring out how to navigate this shit? And she and Bea, like, had a great talk in mending the give me 10 moment.
[00:10:13] Speaker A: Yes.
And I don't think she's like Huda, because she does crash out. Yes. But at least she realizes and recognizes that what she's doing is wrong.
[00:10:25] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:10:25] Speaker A: And feels bad, like she has some remorse. Whereas Huda could not take any accountability whatsoever and blamed it on everyone else but herself.
[00:10:34] Speaker B: Huda was calculated and Melanie is just reacting like she's a Scorpio.
Melanie's just making decisions that maybe aren't the best decision. But like you said, she's realizing and, and acknowledging and taking accountability for the actions. And she's not manipulating anyone around her.
[00:11:00] Speaker A: Yeah, she's a Scorpio. So I can give her grace because sometimes we're a little impulsive. And then it's like, oops, I did not mean to do that.
I'm sorry.
Ooh, I've put myself in a position.
[00:11:17] Speaker B: What's funny of what you're doing right now is that, like, smile of just like.
Which is exactly the smile that she gives when she's like, I already did that.
[00:11:28] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:11:28] Speaker B: The Scorpio smile is what we will call it.
[00:11:31] Speaker A: Scorpio smile. It's so real, dude. Yeah, oops, my bad. So I. I can, like, empathize with her. Another thing that I hate that the Internet is doing. Before we get into the couples, I just want to say another thing.
Everyone last year was like, oh, my God, we've got all these influencers and all this. These people that just want to be there for the show. Like, we just need real people and then we get real people on the show. And then people are like, why is her hair like that? Like, why she got her Invisalign in? Blah, blah, blah. And it's like, okay, pick one. Because they went and got normal people. And like, these are normal people. They're not going to have like thousands of dollars worth of hair extensions and wigs and cosmetics. So, like, if a gotta make out with her retainer on or her Invisalign, that's her. Right? And if somebody gotta have a bad weave in, you know. Yeah, you should have got braids. But hey, that's your right to Kada, you know, well, right
[00:12:40] Speaker B: name just Casually dropping.
[00:12:42] Speaker A: I mean, casually dropping. But I mean, someone should.
[00:12:44] Speaker B: Someone should have said something. Something to her because she really.
[00:12:47] Speaker A: I mean, I'm glad she's been putting it up. I'm just like, take you lit you with Kato with the Bob.
So fucking sick.
[00:12:55] Speaker B: Supermodel, supermodel, Supermodel.
[00:12:57] Speaker A: Regardless. She's supermodel. Regardless, honey. I'm saying.
Oh, I literally can't. And another thing I can't is this first challenge.
So the first challenge was just basically, they spent. They have invested so much money on doors in beds this season and the first season alone. That's not even the first season. The first week alone, the investment on doors in beds, the budget is really something because they start this challenge and basically you walk through the door, whoever's on the opposite side of the door you're making out with, and it could
[00:13:41] Speaker B: be two people, it could be three,
[00:13:44] Speaker A: it could be everybody.
And initially I was like, hell, yeah. Ye fucking ha.
Because it's a great icebreaker. It's a great icebreaker. It's a way for people to just, like, rip the band aid off, see the physical chemistry that you have with someone. And if there's a vibe. Hindsight now, I just feel there's a lot of kissing.
[00:14:10] Speaker B: There's too much kissing.
[00:14:11] Speaker A: There's a lot of kisses.
[00:14:13] Speaker B: We got the. We got the kisses and we lost the yearn.
[00:14:18] Speaker A: Yes, that. And I think that's, like, It's a great icebreaker. Yes. But there's not yearning.
And, I mean, one thing about us, I love a fucking urine.
[00:14:32] Speaker B: I'm going to do a fudgeing, like, compilation of you saying that I love a year because.
[00:14:44] Speaker A: I love a yurt. I mean, that's why Nicolandria was everything to us, because it was like, oh, my God, they need to be like, from the moment of that kiss during the first challenge, and she said, oh, it's a little spice in there. I said, let's. Let's see how that. Let's let that marinate, let that spice simmer, and look where we are now a year later.
[00:15:08] Speaker B: And because together, I think that they were like, they hit the sweet spot last year with that icebreaker, to your point, like, that being blindfolded and macking on any of anyone you want within limited means created the yearn and also created the question marks of, like, who was that?
And. And then this year, when they do the whole fucking thing where round three, everyone make out with each other, it's like, y' all went too far. And that's okay. You Know, sometimes you have to go too far to be reeled back in. So I feel like maybe next year they're going to be like, let's not do that. And I hope that they do. I hope they recognize that. But, yeah, there's something special about
[00:15:58] Speaker A: the
[00:15:58] Speaker B: first two or three days in the villa when one person maybe gets a kiss, their first kiss, right? And they all meet. Like, all the girls meet on the balcony in the morning after breakfast, and they're like, so we kissed last night, or we kissed in Soul Ties, and they offer a Rico. And then the bros are like, dude, we kissed.
[00:16:19] Speaker A: Yeah, brother.
[00:16:19] Speaker B: Like, whatever.
[00:16:21] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah.
[00:16:21] Speaker B: It's so sweet. And we didn't. We don't get any of that this season. So it's, like, on one end, I agree. It's like.
It's nice that it broke all the ice, but now it's, like, nothing special in terms of, like, physical intimacy, which I'm worried is going to translate into no emotional depth and connection between people, except.
[00:16:44] Speaker A: Except one. One principle. Which we're gonna get into. Which we're gonna get into.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Okay, so just in regards to the first challenge, I think this is one of the people in the couple that we're excited about.
There was the question, are you a dog person, a cat person, or a plant person? And my boy Casey thought he was being innovative and original by saying plants. And he went to that plant door, and the way his face cracked when nobody was behind that door.
[00:17:22] Speaker B: His face, his brain, everything just, like, disappeared. And he was like, oh, no.
[00:17:27] Speaker A: Broke. He said, I will never fuck with the plant again.
I hope whoever is watching my plants, just throw them out. I never want to look at one again.
[00:17:37] Speaker B: Chuck him out the window. I don't care. Chuck him out the door.
[00:17:41] Speaker A: Yeah, out the door. Out the door. No. That was so funny.
That really was my favorite part of the whole challenge. Truly.
[00:17:50] Speaker B: Yes. Watching that with you and Kim, I think was so. Shout out, Kim.
[00:17:55] Speaker A: Yes. Love you, bestie.
[00:17:56] Speaker B: I think that was just one of those moments that you will remember forever, because the way we lost it, the look. It's just the look on his face.
[00:18:05] Speaker A: He was like, damn. None of y' all fuck with a blood. Y' all don't like blood. Y' all don't like weed. Y' all don't like.
[00:18:10] Speaker B: I. You know what? I wonder what his sign is. I know. I don't know if you can look it up, but, like, I wonder what his sign is, because me, as a Leo, I probably would have maybe also Gone to the plant door for the sake of being unique and stand out.
Yes, because like I said in my Love island intro video, I am a Leo sign. Unfortunately, and fortunately, I don't know. I respect the decision. It just wasn't the right one.
[00:18:38] Speaker A: Okay. I do, you know, take a guess.
[00:18:40] Speaker B: Well, I guess that he was a Leo, but I don't.
[00:18:42] Speaker A: Oh, sure. No.
[00:18:44] Speaker B: Is he a Virgo?
[00:18:47] Speaker A: No.
[00:18:47] Speaker B: Okay, I'm gonna go through. I'm not gonna get it right.
[00:18:49] Speaker A: He's an Aries.
[00:18:51] Speaker B: He's an Aries.
Okay, well, he's still a fire sign. I was close.
Yes, I was close.
[00:18:59] Speaker A: So from that challenge, that was how it was determined who would couple up.
You stood behind the door of the person you wanted to couple up with, and if there was more than one person, then they made a decision.
So from that initial door entrance, we got our couples, Trinity and Bryce.
How do we feel about Trinity and Bryce?
[00:19:28] Speaker B: Well, one week in.
[00:19:30] Speaker A: Yeah. One weekend, I think they're gonna be
[00:19:33] Speaker B: best friends in the villa. I'm really getting no deeper connection than that, but could be a slow burn. You know, she said that it takes her time very similar to how Landria was last year, and that, like, takes time to develop a little bit more of those deeper feelings. So maybe that's the case. But I think that they're just gonna end up friends because I think Bryce is kind of a dodo.
[00:20:01] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:20:02] Speaker B: Sorry to Bryce.
Yeah, he's nice. I don't hate him.
[00:20:07] Speaker A: Yeah, he's. He's perfectly fine. I am curious why he thought it was a good decision to bring Timberlands to Fiji. That is really crazy work. Like, bro, why are you wearing Tim's on the beach? Like, homeboy wore combat boots to the beach.
That's pretty chaotic.
[00:20:32] Speaker B: I'm worried about the stinkiness that is
[00:20:35] Speaker A: in that room where he take those shoes off.
[00:20:38] Speaker B: The nasty, stinky feet. Those bathrooms before he takes a shower is probably Rancine.
[00:20:44] Speaker A: Yeah, I. I like Trinity. I like Trinity. I feel like she's very bubbly and, like, sweet for me. The standout for her is dst, AKA Daylight savings time, AKA Dick sucking time. Dst.
That is her legacy.
[00:21:14] Speaker B: That is a. That is a universal, like, societal reset of a moment.
[00:21:19] Speaker A: 100%. That's my excuse for everything. Yeah, I'm sorry. I can't make it. It's daylight savings.
[00:21:25] Speaker B: Daylight savings time.
[00:21:26] Speaker A: Oh, I am not feeling well because of the daylight savings time.
[00:21:30] Speaker B: Yeah, I can't. I can't make it in today because it's daylight savings time.
[00:21:35] Speaker A: Oh, well, we have to make out because it's daylight savings time.
[00:21:39] Speaker B: I'm gonna have to leave because it's daylight savings day.
[00:21:43] Speaker A: I have to end this relationship because it's daylight savings time.
[00:21:48] Speaker B: I have to go poopy because it's daylight savings time.
[00:21:56] Speaker A: And I'm aborting this baby because it's daylight savings time. And you know, it's crazy that that honestly is a secret I probably would have kept locked in the vault. That's something. I'm sorry. I don't care what TV show I'm on. I'm not telling nobody that.
[00:22:17] Speaker B: That's not even something you'd go to confessional and tell your priest, babe. Like, I would tell them. I would tell someone. I murdered someone before I said that.
[00:22:24] Speaker A: Yeah. And her mom was probably rock to her core when she heard that. Yeah, well, if I heard that my daughter sucked the dick when I was driving them. Wait, I would probably sell the.
Probably not. That's not.
[00:22:41] Speaker B: See, the way that I interpreted it was that mom knew it was happening and that's why I'm fucked up about it even more.
[00:22:49] Speaker A: Oh,
[00:22:52] Speaker B: But I think you're right.
[00:22:54] Speaker A: Mom didn't know.
[00:22:55] Speaker B: I think you're right. That she did it secretively in the back.
And that's a good revelation for me to have because I'm, like, a little less freaked out. It's still fucking weird. But I literally thought mom knew it was happening.
[00:23:09] Speaker A: No, I. I don't know.
[00:23:10] Speaker B: So that puts a little bit of taste in my mouth.
[00:23:13] Speaker A: I don't think mom or. Or Scotty knows. Scotty doesn't know. Mom doesn't know and mom knows.
[00:23:20] Speaker B: Now Gen Zers and Gen Alphas listening to this are gonna be like, I don't know what? Who the fuck is Scotty? Who? Scotty.
Who the fuck is Scotty?
[00:23:30] Speaker A: He doesn't know.
And neither do you. And neither do you. And Book. Oh, my God.
[00:23:39] Speaker B: Trinity. That is a weird. But you know what? I bet that was the one thing she told producers that early, and they were like, she's booked. She's on the show. Like, that was her one crazy thing and that got her on the show. And respect.
You do what you gotta do, I guess you gotta reveal what you gotta reveal, Right?
[00:24:01] Speaker A: Speaking of revealing, we had Bea and Sean couple up.
And Bea. I mean, if you aren't watching the show. Bea only has one leg, but she's a Paralympian, Okay? She's a medalist. An Olympic medalist. Tunny. Okay. I feel like she's very transparent.
And because she is a Paralympian. She has that competitive spirit, and she's so real at the end of the day, like, even in the current situation she's in now, like, she's not letting it weigh her down as some other women in the past and present on the. In the villa have done.
And she's like, at the end of the day, a man is gonna be a man, and I want a man who's gonna be satisfied and good with me versus someone who's just gonna be trying to get with every single girl. So I wonder if she's having, like, second thoughts about the decision that she made.
[00:25:08] Speaker B: You mean the decision to recouple. Recouple with Gabrielle?
[00:25:14] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:25:15] Speaker B: I don't even know maybe if she's, like, second guessing it or if she's just, like, recognizing both of those connections maybe aren't right for her and she needs to move on. Because I do think it's very funny, the trajectory of how she came to not be as into Sean as he was into her. She finds out he's a cop.
If we can find a clip of the look of her on her face when he goes, I'm a cop. And she was like, a cop.
[00:25:44] Speaker A: It was just like she said, a cab.
[00:25:46] Speaker B: Yeah, she literally said a cab fucked.
[00:25:48] Speaker A: Well, her face said a cat.
[00:25:50] Speaker B: Her face? Yeah. Sorry. Yes. I should say her face literally screamed acab. And then he's like, I also have a kid. And she's like.
[00:25:58] Speaker A: And then all sphincter clenched.
[00:26:02] Speaker B: Yeah. And then she gets coupled up with him.
The thing that did her in was that he was into country music.
[00:26:12] Speaker A: The record scratched, and she said, I rather acquire another disability than listen to country music.
[00:26:19] Speaker B: Yes, yes, verbatim. And I think Gabrielle is, like, too intense. Like, I think she likes the intense. But he.
He's into bubbly. Bubbly, like, blonde girls.
[00:26:34] Speaker A: Oh, yes.
[00:26:34] Speaker B: He.
[00:26:35] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:26:36] Speaker B: And I think I'm weary. I fear that he's keeping her at arm's length as a safety net.
[00:26:47] Speaker A: I don't even think it's a fear of a. I mean, I think that's part of it. Sure. Keeping her as a safety net. I also do think it's like being both Latinas. Like, him being from Brazil, her being Latina, both being fluent in Spanish. And. Yeah, I feel like the cultural connection is real for them. But I do think he likes a bubbly white woman. And that's okay. That's your right. You like what you like.
But I feel like he is way too much Gabriel. I don't think his intentions are Love Island. I think he should have been on a Netflix show I. E. Too hot to handle.
[00:27:33] Speaker B: Like Temptation Island.
[00:27:35] Speaker A: Temptation Island. It's not a lot of substance.
[00:27:38] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:27:38] Speaker A: With him, I feel like after every conversation, after two minutes, he's like, did I get a kiss? I'm not gonna kiss and talk about TF that man is tongue fudgeing first.
[00:27:54] Speaker B: That's. His kisses are some of the ones that I'm like, I can't. I have to mute it. I have to.
[00:27:59] Speaker A: I have to mute it. And it's like, I'm sure he can l.
A kitty cat like no other. I'm sure he'd go feral on a kitty cat. And I.
I'm here for that. But my. If you gonna do that, do that to the lips downstairs, not on the lips on my mouth. You know what I'm saying?
[00:28:21] Speaker B: Absolutely.
[00:28:22] Speaker A: That's the wrong set of lips that you're giving all that tongue to.
[00:28:26] Speaker B: Amen.
[00:28:29] Speaker A: Wrong lips.
You know what I mean, though? It's like, girl, what is that? It's too much lips downstairs.
[00:28:56] Speaker B: No, but you're so. I mean, he's like. He is the most intense man kisser in this group.
[00:29:05] Speaker A: Yeah. It's really.
Especially compared to, like, a Bryce, who apparently has a turtle tongue.
[00:29:11] Speaker B: The turtle tongue.
Which total, total opposites of the spectrum of, like, grossed out, can't watch.
[00:29:18] Speaker A: And, you know, that's why you have Love island and you have love on the spectrum. They go hand in hand. Okay. Because Love island is a spectrum.
Get into that.
Get into that.
[00:29:32] Speaker B: That was deep.
[00:29:35] Speaker A: Okay. So Bea left Sean for Gabriel, and Sean, the copper got the boot. He was the first to get dumped from the villa.
And he did seem like a good. Despite him being a cop, he did seem like a decent guy. Like, I did respect the way, like, with the recoupling. Because the recoupling was insane. Like, they have also never done that where it was like, bombshell. Two bombshells come. Whoever again with the doors. You could step on the red light or the green light. If you stepped on the red light, that means you wanted to explore. And they just got whisked away with the bombshells whisked.
[00:30:26] Speaker B: And I can only imagine the sounds that were happening was just the clack on the wood.
[00:30:30] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:30:31] Speaker B: They're like heels and the. And the shoes.
Like, what the is going on?
[00:30:36] Speaker A: Right.
And then just like, the fear of opening the door to no one standing on the other side, like, that would be so just like, rattling my freaking bones, you know? And he. He handled it really well. And even with the recoupling. Like, them kiss the person you want to recouple with. And God knows, Gabriel, that man go tf. Like, just tugging her down.
I don't know. I just feel like it's a time and a place.
[00:31:09] Speaker B: I completely agree.
It's like, y' all didn't have to go that hard. In that case, too. Like, y'.
[00:31:16] Speaker A: All.
[00:31:16] Speaker B: Oh, listen. I mean, a cab.
So to some extent, I'm also. I'm kind of like, yeah, like, shove it in his face.
But also, you're right. It just seemed like he wanted to be there for the quote, unquote. Right reasons. So it was a little hard to watch them make out to the extent that they did right next to him.
That was.
[00:31:43] Speaker A: He left his job. He quit.
[00:31:45] Speaker B: He actually quit his job, which that helped a little bit in the respect department for me with him, because I feel like the first episode we were watching, I was just like, I don't like this guy. I don't like this guy.
[00:31:58] Speaker A: Yeah, get him out of here. Get him out of my villa. But then I like, well, he did quit, and he's a good dad.
[00:32:05] Speaker B: He quit to go on reality tv. So I'm like, okay, points. A few points.
[00:32:11] Speaker A: Yeah. So he gone. He. He's the first to get the boot.
[00:32:16] Speaker B: There's always got to be a first.
[00:32:18] Speaker A: Yes. And it was him. And I will say. So, Kenzie. We have Kenzie and Zach.
And Kenzie was kind of vibing with Sean the copper, and she was a pretty. Pretty bummed that he was dumped from the villa.
And Kenzie. I mean, Kenzie is besides Casey, she's, like, the most memeable person ever. Like, she is a reality TV producer's dream contestant.
Yeah.
[00:32:55] Speaker B: Her face. Her facial expressions alone are just.
I've already seen. I feel like we already have, like, seven stickers in our. In our repertoire when we're already texting each other.
[00:33:05] Speaker A: Yes.
[00:33:06] Speaker B: Kenzie. Faces.
[00:33:07] Speaker A: Yeah. Eyes wide. I think she's really sweet. I do. She's got a lot of energy.
She's a dancer.
You know, she's been in the same town her whole life. She wants to get out. And I'm sure she's just, like, so hyped to be there. And I think she's there for the right reasons.
[00:33:30] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:33:31] Speaker A: She was coupled up with Zach, and Zach is Charlie's brother from last year.
And Charlie. Or excuse me, Zach.
Zach is so fucking hot.
[00:33:47] Speaker B: Yeah, he is.
[00:33:48] Speaker A: Like, to me, Zach is the hottest male islander, in my opinion.
I think Zach is bae, like, physically, physically, emotionally, mentally, he's not. But physically, God damn, that's a great guy.
[00:34:09] Speaker B: Yeah. I wouldn't say he's the hottest for me.
He's a very good looking man, don't get me wrong.
He just gives like little boy energy and like that translates into the way he looks for me.
He just doesn't really entirely do it for me. Casey is all of it for me.
[00:34:34] Speaker A: Oh yeah. Casey's my number two. Hundo, Hundo P. Hondo P.
Hundo P.
But Kenzie and Zach were coupled up and he stepped on red and decided to explore.
And he left Kenzie essentially for Cada the bombshell. And Cada chose him over Bryce because Bryce and Trinity both decided to explore. And the way Kenzie crashed out about this man picking Kada. But the thing is like, Kenzie is typically everyone's type. She's blonde, blue eyes, banging body tickle bitties, Mrs.
[00:35:25] Speaker B: Splits. Just doing splits anytime soon.
[00:35:28] Speaker A: Bust a split, super energetic. Like she's everyone's type. So I think him not choosing her made her crash out because like she. She's never been rejected before.
Yeah, she's never been rejected before. But he, it's not that he didn't say it at all. He did tell her that. Remember we were literally like, he is not into her. He got the pillow up. He said, I'd like people with darker features. It's not like he led her on. Like, he was honest with her. And in the first day, you really. What else is there to go off of besides that? You know, it's so early.
So I, I will.
I can understand where he's coming from. Like he did it as nicely as he could without being like, I don't. He did like you.
[00:36:24] Speaker B: He was really intentional about it too. And he was telling boys how like how intentional he was trying to be. And yeah, like, like you said, she's very intense, she's very emotive. She's. And like you can get that energy right off the bat. And he seems very opposite. Like very chill, very cool, calm, collected. I mean, going back to the pillow placement, we all know that they put the pillows on their lap to cover up a little dingy doing the action.
[00:36:56] Speaker A: That it's either a boner or it's a blocker or it's protecting themselves. It's. What are the other.
[00:37:02] Speaker B: But. But the placement on the lap is the boner. The placement on the chest is the blocker. And he had that shit cradled to his chest.
[00:37:10] Speaker A: He was. Because he was white knuckle.
[00:37:11] Speaker B: And he was like, I'm not into this. And you're right, he did tell her right off the bat. And, like, it would be one thing if he told her this, then was cuddling her in bed, then was like kind of affirming her, even on a friendship level, affirming her. And like two or three days in he made this move without warning her. That would be one thing. Because Love island moves so fast. Two to three days is two to three weeks. Like, that's just the math of it all.
[00:37:41] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:37:42] Speaker B: But he. He gave her no indication that he wanted to progress things forward.
I think she was probably exhausted.
The crash outs on the show are usually nine times out of ten caused from just lack of sleep and just having to do so many weird fucking things and being out in the sun all day. Like you're exhausted on this show. You have to for sure.
[00:38:04] Speaker A: And it's like it's a pressure cooker because they don't have any other distractions. Like, all they're thinking about is their relationship. They don't have a tv, a book, nothing. It's literally just you, you and the person that you're trying to be with. So of course you're gonna go crazy because that's all you have to occupy your time.
[00:38:32] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:38:32] Speaker A: You know, but I do feel like he was honest with her about it. And I think he's like a sensitive guy, you know? Like, I think he. I mean, he's a directioner.
[00:38:44] Speaker B: He really did say that, didn't he?
[00:38:46] Speaker A: He did.
He did say that. And he said Zayn was his idol.
He said that's why he got his eyes, ears pierced. And I said, huh?
[00:38:57] Speaker B: Which, like, okay, like, directioner, check.
[00:39:02] Speaker A: Zayn, your idol. Huh?
[00:39:04] Speaker B: You know, like, I love Zane and the, like, energy of being a directioner. Like, you know, like, I love him for the history of knowing his for, like, growth, if you will. But Zane's done some pretty fucked up things in his life. So to idolize him is weird to me.
[00:39:25] Speaker A: It's the opposite of Brittany Broski with the kombucha. It's like, it's like, oh. And then it's like, oh.
Oh.
Not saying your idol. Oh, that's.
[00:39:35] Speaker B: Please. And then he said he. He almost made me feel like he also loved, like a dominant woman in the bedroom as well because he was like, I love a strong woman in the bedroom.
And then he follows it up with just because I'm lazy and I don't want to do any of the work. I'm like, dude.
[00:39:56] Speaker A: And then yes.
[00:39:59] Speaker B: I don't know. It's The, The. The hotness of him doesn't translate for me because I just don't.
I don't hate him.
He just doesn't seem like the best guy.
But he's sensitive and he was.
I feel like I'm yelling, oh, my God.
He was very transparent with her, and that was important, and that was a green flag for sure.
[00:40:23] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. But he's coupled up with Kada now, and Kada is the current Miss New Hampshire.
She is putting New Hampshire on the map, honey. And if you don't know where.
No, if you don't know where New Hampshire is, she's gonna let you know. She's gonna give it to you.
[00:40:46] Speaker B: And she sure will.
[00:40:48] Speaker A: Honestly, at first I was like, I don't know how I feel about her, but I kind of like her. I know it's early, but I kind of like her. And also, there's been some discourse about her online because there's this video that came out of her slapping this girl. And everybody was like, oh, my God. She. It's crazy. Why she slap her? And then her mom was like, the reason she slapped her is because she said a racial slur. So Kada slapped her. And that made me like her even more.
Oh, yeah, that made me like her even more.
[00:41:22] Speaker B: I did not hear about this. That's metal. As if that's what I know.
[00:41:27] Speaker A: Yeah, she slapped the shit over. I said, that's my period. And I like the way that she handled Melanie with the bombshell during the challenge. Uh huh. I loved that. I was like, oh, she.
She's petty. And I like that.
[00:41:44] Speaker B: And she's petty.
[00:41:46] Speaker A: It was like, fuck around and find out, like, Melanie fucked her out and she found out that Kada wasn't the one.
[00:41:53] Speaker B: Yes. And she. And you know that she's serious about that shit because she was not on a level 10. She was like, so cool, calm, collected in her rebuttal, in her, like, defense, defensiveness. And it worked because it's like, oh, don't with this. Don't with her because she's. She means what she says and she
[00:42:15] Speaker A: gonna get you back. She gonna get you back. She's not gonna, like, cuss you out or strike you or anything like that. She's gonna kiss your man and say that he should dump your ass during a challenge. And the gag is it might actually happen.
She might actually happen. And k. To go be like, oh, my God.
[00:42:39] Speaker B: And then she, like, comes clean about it later. She's like, no, I literally did that to get back at you because yeah. Fucked me up.
You fucked with me.
[00:42:48] Speaker A: Yeah, you did. Me first, right?
[00:42:52] Speaker B: And then I did love how Melanie responded Of, like, okay, that's fair. Like, I can't hate Melanie. Like, I just. I think that the dynamic, like, going back to, like, how we feel about Kada, like, I think she just fits in with this, like, dynamic of these.
These girls are just getting to know each other, but they're really good at, like, communicating and listening to each other and, like, leveling it out. You know, they can dish it, and they can take it, too, which I appreciate a lot.
[00:43:22] Speaker A: For the most part, like, maybe in the moment, it's not the best.
[00:43:27] Speaker B: Right.
[00:43:27] Speaker A: You know, like, it's a little heated, but then when the dust settles, they can, like, have that conversation, and it's productive. And it's not just, like, going in circles. Because that was, like, on day one, the girl said, if I'm acting crazy, please let me know. Yes. And I feel like this group of girls is actually, like, good at that so far anyway.
But, yeah, I. I like Kada. I like her and Zach together.
I like their little, like, pecs that they do.
They seem sweet. I don't know. It's still so early. It's only week one. I don't know how much substance that there is in their relationship. I feel like they.
To me, they almost feel like when you have, like, your first boyfriend and you just are, like, kissing like that and, like. You know what I mean? Like, holding hands and doing stuff like
[00:44:22] Speaker B: that, like, and you, like, don't know how to, like, have the deeper conversation.
[00:44:26] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Like, it's like, oh, say that word again. I like your accent. Like, that kind of stuff versus anything, like, you know.
[00:44:34] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:44:35] Speaker A: What are. What are. What are you trying to do with your future? They're also so young, too.
[00:44:41] Speaker B: Yes.
[00:44:42] Speaker A: But I don't know how they're gonna look post Casa. I'll say that.
[00:44:49] Speaker B: Well, I'll say I don't even. I'm a little weary that they're even
[00:44:53] Speaker A: gonna make it to get to Casa
[00:44:55] Speaker B: because of what happened yesterday in yesterday's episode, which would have been Tuesday the 9th, because we're recording this on the 10th because of him being like, I'm closed off.
And she kind of was like, oh, okay. Like, that's cute. Okay. And then the next day, he's like, I slept on it. And I felt claustrophobic and overwhelmed. So I'm going to. I'm going to backtrack what I said. And his delivery was weird to me in, like, telling her that and I think she was a little put off. So I think. I feel like she's going to be like, I'll meet you where you are. If you're claustrophobic thinking about being serious with me, I'll go check chit chat with other people.
And I. I don't know if they're going to make it to Casa True.
[00:45:43] Speaker A: That's fair. But I will say I don't. I think he was closed off. I think he is 10 toes down for her because she's fucking gorgeous. Like, literally, like a supermodel. Like, it's crazy.
But I think what gave him a little bit of reservation was when Caleb, the new bombshell, came in and they kissed on that bed and she, like, wrapped her legs around him and was kissing him like that. I think that's when he was like.
But didn't he.
[00:46:17] Speaker B: But didn't he tell the new Bombshell girls that he was closed off after all that happened?
I thought it was four, because they all came in on the beds and the new bombshells were revealed, and then they all went to their separate fire pits and he was like, oh, yeah, no, like, I'm closed off.
[00:46:35] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:46:37] Speaker B: And then he freaked out.
So it's like, I worry that he's too impulsive and, like, to your point, probably wants to stay with her because she's so fucking hot.
He's not trying to get to know her on a deeper level. And I'm like, I don't think she's going to vibe with that for too much longer.
[00:46:54] Speaker A: Well, I'm like, I don't know if it's impulse or if it's like, he listens to other people. Because I think it was more so, like, after it, everyone was like, oh, wow. Like, kind of freaking out about the way that the girls reacted with the bombshell. And.
[00:47:09] Speaker B: Right.
[00:47:10] Speaker A: Some of the guys were like, damn. And she put her legs around him, like, how you feel? He was like, wait, I actually don't feel good about that.
[00:47:17] Speaker B: You're right.
[00:47:17] Speaker A: You know what I mean? That's how it all played out.
[00:47:19] Speaker B: Right, Right, right, right.
[00:47:20] Speaker A: But regard. Yeah. I don't know if it's gonna stand the test of time, but wouldn't that
[00:47:26] Speaker B: be impulsive, though, for him to, like, jump from, like, one conclusion to the next within less than 12 hours time?
[00:47:34] Speaker A: Like, well, yes.
Yes. Yeah, for sure, for sure.
[00:47:40] Speaker B: I'm weary. Which is gonna make for some good tv.
[00:47:43] Speaker A: I know.
And then we have Speaking of messy during the challenge. Messy, Melanie and sincere.
Oh.
So their Coupling started because Melanie and Anaya walked to Sincere's door and Sincere chose Melanie. At first I was like, oh, my God. First off, they are a beautifully paired couple. Like, just visually, they are so, so good together. They look so good together, dude. Like, they just mesh with the caramel skin, the hair, like their kids would be Gerber babies.
But now that things are progressing in their relationship, I feel like Melanie is bringing her past trauma into the villa, which, I mean, is fair. I mean, you have the life outside of the villa. But she's taking it out on Sincere and she's. She's self sabotaging. And she said that she does that. And to see it happening in real time, it's like, oh, my God. Because he obviously likes her so much and she's just pushing him away day by day. And I think that the way that this vote went down, I think it's gonna bite her in the ass, because I'm 99, sure.
Everyone voted for the new bombshell to be with Sincere.
[00:49:17] Speaker B: They had really good chemistry, and she's one of the most beautiful people I think I've ever seen in my entire life.
They had a good vibe. They had some good kisses. Okay. Had some good guesses.
[00:49:31] Speaker A: Twice.
[00:49:32] Speaker B: Twice. And Melanie only knows about one of them, which is not right.
[00:49:37] Speaker A: He shouldn't have lied about that. But I also do understand why he did, because Melanie has had the worst crash out so far. Like, Kenzie had a bit of a moment. She wouldn't look Zach in his eyes because he complimented her on her eyes, and she said, you'll never see them again.
But Melanie and the.
Gimme 10, give me 10, give me 10.
[00:50:05] Speaker B: Talk about another cultural reset that. Give me 10 of it all. Absolutely. Yeah. He's. He's so into her.
I think that they can work if they just kind of let go of all their insecurities, because he is. He's really sincere.
I think he means well in all of the things that he's doing and how he's navigating his relationship. He doesn't seem to be, like, manipulative or, like, wanting to, like, play a fuck boy. Like, he seems to be really genuine, and he's just making silly mistakes and, like, withholding the truth every once in a while.
I hope that they can figure it out because I think they might work really well together.
[00:50:45] Speaker A: I don't know. I don't know. I'm.
[00:50:48] Speaker B: Because I will say this. With the exception of Huda, okay. And maybe a handful of other islanders, this show really does not. To get like, philosophical about it all, but, like, this show really does. We've seen the proof of people, like, growing and kind of understanding more so, like, how their trauma translates into their relationships outside of the villa. And they recognize it because it's so intense in there that they actually do learn and grow from the behavior that they carried in and they leave totally different people.
[00:51:21] Speaker A: Yeah, that's true.
[00:51:22] Speaker B: Whether they carry that moving forward outside of the villa, that's another question.
But, like, I. I think Melanie is almost there in the, like, emotional intelligence side of it to, like, click to make it click, because she seems like she wants to. She's wanting to grow. She just doesn't know how. And he might be able to help her, and she might also be able to make him not feel as insecure as he is.
I don't know.
[00:51:47] Speaker A: That's true.
[00:51:48] Speaker B: It seems like they're great, but it's the wrong time for them. Does that make sense?
[00:51:53] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. Maybe in a sliding doors, like, la la land type of thing, where it's just, like, not meant to be at that moment, you know? That's a good point. I do. I do think she's trying, and I think it's hard when you do.
It seems like her past relationship trauma is, like, when she expresses how she feels about them, they're like, whoa, that's too much. And then they don't like her anymore. You know, they leave her. And I think she's grappling with.
The whole thing on Love island is you have to put it all out there, because if you don't, then someone else is going to. A bombshell is going to come in, and they're going to say all the things that you're not saying to your person. So I think that's something she's gotta get over, is like, being afraid of being too much.
And, like, it seems like he is the type of guy who will let her be and he has to not be insecure and let her. You know, Like, I do think that they could really help each other. Yeah, I don't know. I guess so. But I'm. I'm worried. And I will say I love sincere and his metaphors.
Sincere has the best metaphors. Honey, that is a Dr. Seuss.
Oh, my God. One flesh, two fish, girl.
Oh, wow. He is really something.
Give me 10.
[00:53:31] Speaker B: Give me 10.
[00:53:33] Speaker A: When it comes to sincere in his metaphors. Give me 10. When God made the commandments, he said, Give me 10.
Okay.
McDonald's, they said, how many nuggets do you want? Give me ten.
Okay. And I. I'm so here for it.
And then our last couple is Casey and Anaya.
[00:54:02] Speaker B: I'm gonna have to leave. Give me 10. Give me 10. I need to.
[00:54:04] Speaker A: Give me 10.
[00:54:07] Speaker B: I.
Winners. They're my winners. They're gonna win. They're gonna win the whole show if
[00:54:13] Speaker A: they stay together 100%. They are Sarita and Cordell 2.0.
[00:54:18] Speaker B: Absolutely.
[00:54:19] Speaker A: I just hope it doesn't come to a plate on the stomach, like, get the fuck away from me type shit. But.
[00:54:25] Speaker B: But they still made it through that.
[00:54:27] Speaker A: They still made it through that. They still made it through that two years later. Okay.
[00:54:32] Speaker B: Years later.
[00:54:33] Speaker A: Period, Period. No, I love them so much.
I think Anaya. Anaya is my favorite girl.
[00:54:44] Speaker B: She's so down. She is the coolest girl of all time.
[00:54:48] Speaker A: She's amazing. She is so mature and so composed, but she says what's on her mind at the same time while also being respectful to everyone. Not just boys, not just girls, but genuinely to everyone.
She's that girl. She reminds me of Alandria in that sense of, like, she is talking to the boys and giving them advice and confiding in them, but also, like. Like, talking to the girls and, you know, trying to. Like, when Melanie was having her crash out, she was trying to, like, be there for her. Like, she just is so well rounded, and I just really, really like her so far.
[00:55:36] Speaker B: And I love her little, like, friendship with sincere.
[00:55:39] Speaker A: I know.
[00:55:40] Speaker B: And how when he's crashing out, he goes to her and she goes to him for advice and those kinds of connections that are formed too. It's like, we love the girls being girls, we love the guys being guys, But I love when there's a little bit of, like, a mix in between and we see such a strong platonic bond forming between the sexes.
She's the equivalent of what we need in this show. She is all of the things that you said, and she. She can show up, like, on a supportive level, on a vulnerable level. Like last night's episode when she was really emotional. She was mad and sad at the same time about everything that happened at the. The bed paint challenge.
And she was able to communicate that to Casey really effectively and, like, just let him know I'm feeling these things and I need affirmations. And whether or not he really fully gave her those, that's a question. But I think, for the most part, like, they're just really, really good for each other. Yeah, I really like that. I get really, like, giddy.
[00:56:46] Speaker A: I do too.
[00:56:46] Speaker B: And they love to say giddy. On this season. Okay. Everyone's saying giddy. I'll say it and then you'll hear it a million times. They saying giddy left and right. And now I'm giddy.
[00:56:55] Speaker A: No, I am too. I appreciate her being so vulnerable. She's been vulnerable multiple times already.
[00:57:01] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:57:02] Speaker A: With Casey, just regarding, you know, how she felt during that challenge and like hearing that the new. One of the new bombshells looks like his ex girlfriend. And also I. That conversation that they had where he was giving her affirmations and her flowers, being a dark skinned woman, I was crying.
That made me really emotional. I thought that was so like, give them the money now. Like, I was really like, that is what this show is about. And just like what beauty means to people and just seeing that on screen between what happened with the Landria last year and like the insane glow up that she's had and Anaya, I just know beauty standards are so. Especially right now in this day and age, just seeing a dark skinned black woman get her flowers and be like loved up on and told how beautiful she is because she is so gorgeous.
I just was really moved by that. And I thought that Casey, he's just so fun. I really, I like the way that he gives her her love and like affirmations, but also like is super goofy and silly and like, he's such a memeable person. And his facial expressions, I get him because I'm like, I have no poker face.
Yeah. I really like them. I'm, I'm. They're probably the ones I'm rooting for the most out of all the couples
[00:58:55] Speaker B: and how they got together too. Because it's like.
[00:58:57] Speaker A: Right, let's talk about that. They were rejected.
[00:59:00] Speaker B: They were both rejected at the doors. Casey had no one on the other side of his door. And like we said, sincere chose Melanie. And I think that's why it feels so good and grounded with them. Is that like they kind if they fell into each other's laps. Almost literally.
[00:59:18] Speaker A: Yeah.
[00:59:19] Speaker B: And that and the beauty of like finding connection without realizing that that's what you really wanted. Like, I.
Even though he did say he had her eye on her from the second that he walked in.
[00:59:31] Speaker A: Right.
[00:59:31] Speaker B: But still, I just, I love how they got together. It's just simple and sweet. That accident, accidentally in love.
[00:59:41] Speaker A: It's a mix of like that and like we found love in a hopeless place.
[00:59:48] Speaker B: Yeah.
[00:59:49] Speaker A: Truly. So those are all our couples. And we've got the bombshells. We've got Jen, the beautiful Swifty who knows Bryce for Modeling.
She seems to be liking Gabriel Gabrielle.
I could see that being a potential new couple from the vote.
[01:00:14] Speaker B: I will say every time I see, say, Gabrielle, I feel like I sound like Ariana saying
[01:00:23] Speaker A: just a little. That's got a little spice to it.
[01:00:32] Speaker B: I think you're right, though, because he likes. Like we said, he likes the blonde white girl.
[01:00:37] Speaker A: Yes. And of course they kissed. So they.
[01:00:41] Speaker B: And let me talk about muting my tv.
[01:00:44] Speaker A: I literally fast forwarded it.
[01:00:46] Speaker B: Yeah. And it probably took a long time to get fast forwarded through it because they were.
They. They probably had to cut that for time. We probably didn't even see the full extent of that kiss.
[01:00:56] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:00:58] Speaker B: Also, wait. I don't remember what point in the night it was last night. But they replayed the song.
[01:01:06] Speaker A: Yes. They played hardcore.
[01:01:12] Speaker B: And I don't remember what part it was at, but I was like, no.
[01:01:14] Speaker A: No. I was like, absolutely not. You're not. This song is reserved.
[01:01:19] Speaker B: This is Soul Ties.
[01:01:21] Speaker A: Nickelandria. Kiss, please. Sacred Ground. How dare you.
[01:01:26] Speaker B: I'm writing. Get my pitchfork. We're going to Fiji.
[01:01:30] Speaker A: Oh, my God. Absolutely. I. Yes. Thank you for pointing that out, because I did peep that. And I was enraged. I was enraged, enraged.
[01:01:40] Speaker B: And it was at some, like, inconsequential moment, too.
[01:01:43] Speaker A: Yeah.
[01:01:43] Speaker B: If you're going to play that song, you're going to have to make that, like, a turning point situation.
[01:01:51] Speaker A: Right.
[01:01:51] Speaker B: Because that's literally reset.
[01:01:54] Speaker A: That's exactly what that moment was the first time you played it. So you can't reheat your own nacho. Like, it's got to be that moment. And they wasted that opportunity and that song.
[01:02:06] Speaker B: They wasted it.
[01:02:07] Speaker A: It's a shame.
[01:02:08] Speaker B: It's a shame. Shame on you, Love Island.
[01:02:11] Speaker A: Shame on you. And then we've got Sol, who is beautiful with her pixie cut. Her body is fucking T.
Her body is. Body is banging.
Like.
[01:02:28] Speaker B: My dad loves her.
[01:02:30] Speaker A: Really?
[01:02:32] Speaker B: My dad.
I. Apparently my dad was sitting on the couch and looked at my mom because for listeners, my parents. My dad. My mom watches the show religiously with me. Dad is there a lot of the time. So he does actually know the lore of the island most every season that it's on on both UK and us.
So he. She walked in and I guess he turned to my mom and he was like, she's hot. Or like.
And he. I will say she has the Toni Braxton haircut. And my dad loves Toni Braxton. So my mom was like that. She was like, I knew you were going to say that.
[01:03:11] Speaker A: Yes. Yeah, yeah.
[01:03:14] Speaker B: Hot.
[01:03:15] Speaker A: She is hot.
And I think she might get coupled up with sincere because they were vibing really hard, made out a couple times, and I could see it.
[01:03:29] Speaker B: Yeah, I could, too.
[01:03:31] Speaker A: I could see it. So Melanie gon had to step her pussy up.
[01:03:35] Speaker B: She is. I just fear that he's. He's going to be so smitten. I think he's smitten with Melanie and he's going to always go back to her, even if it's not the right move.
I think he's going to couple up with Sol and then somewhere down the line, he and Melanie are going to get back together, which is probably not the right move, but we'll see.
[01:03:55] Speaker A: We'll see, we'll see. And then we've got Caleb, the cute little cowboy. He's really cute.
[01:04:02] Speaker B: Okay. He's giving, like, country baby Tom Holland to me. Like, he has Tom Holland vibes, visually.
[01:04:11] Speaker A: Yes. Because he's so cute.
Like, he's just so. He's such a cutie patootie. Like, with him and Kenzie made out and then she was just, like, playing with his hair. I was like, I would be doing the same thing.
[01:04:26] Speaker B: Yeah.
[01:04:26] Speaker A: Looking that little dimple and just like, oh, he's just like a cherub. He's like a little cherub.
[01:04:34] Speaker B: Cherub. That is such a good word. He is, like, the way that his eyes are, like, so soft when he's kissing her of just, like, you can see he's, like, smiling in his mind.
It was really sweet.
[01:04:48] Speaker A: It was really sweet.
[01:04:49] Speaker B: I really like him so far.
[01:04:51] Speaker A: I do, too.
[01:04:52] Speaker B: Listen, he's giving. He's not giving us a lot, but he's cute.
[01:04:55] Speaker A: But he's cute. And, like, he seems like he works on elevators. And you know who else worked on elevators? Alandria.
Yeah, I like him. I think he's cute. I just.
Yeah, he's. He's just a little cherub. I'm. I'm here for him, and I think him and Kenzie would be very cute together, contrary to her current couple. Corbin. Corbin. I don't know.
[01:05:21] Speaker B: I.
[01:05:24] Speaker A: To me, it's almost Gabriel vibes where I'm like, I don't know what your intentions are. Like, if you're just trying to be with her to be on the show and, like, get further ahead or if you actually are, like, here for her.
[01:05:42] Speaker B: It.
[01:05:42] Speaker A: See, I don't know, because he was like, I don't want anybody else. Like.
[01:05:47] Speaker B: Yeah, but he said the same thing to, like, three different people because he was like, I love your eyes. He just seems like he's got flow that he's used to, and, like, that's okay. But we're getting it all on camera, brother. So, like, you gotta switch it up a little bit or we're only gonna see this pattern of, like, how you talk to women. Like, if you've got your lines, that's normal to have your lines that real people in. I guess, to some extent.
[01:06:14] Speaker A: Right.
[01:06:15] Speaker B: To your point, it's like, is it authentic?
Right. Are we feeling the authenticity of it all?
[01:06:21] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't. I don't know. I can't really tell, so.
[01:06:26] Speaker B: And it's early days.
[01:06:27] Speaker A: It's early days, but I. I feel that the new bombshells are going to. We got to pick who they matched with. And I can guarantee you that Kenzie's gonna get coupled up with Caleb and, yeah, Corbin is gonna be sol.
[01:06:46] Speaker B: Totally agree.
[01:06:47] Speaker A: So, yeah, like you said, I think we're at a good spot. I'm excited to see see where things go, and I'm excited to see what else happens.
Our week one summary of events and couples.
Thanks for being here, Meg.
[01:07:04] Speaker B: Thanks for having me. I mean, I know I was going to be here anyway, but I'm always glad to come in and talk about our favorite show.
[01:07:10] Speaker A: Yes. Thanks for being in front of the camera. And thank you guys for listening to another episode of the Dish with Tish.
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