Quest, Love Is Blind With Kelton Neals

[00:00:08] Speaker A: Hello, Hello. Hi. We are here on a cold, cozy day in Chicago. [00:00:15] Speaker B: Girl. [00:00:16] Speaker A: So cold, so cold. [00:00:17] Speaker B: So cold. [00:00:18] Speaker A: Like, bitter. [00:00:19] Speaker B: I'm pissed off, actually. I don't know who to be pissed. [00:00:22] Speaker A: At, but I'm pissed now. It's funny. Okay. I just wanna get into it with you. Let me get myself together. Hello, listeners. Welcome to another brand new episode of the Dish with Tish. And I am so excited to have my Judy. Oh, my God. This person. If you live in Chicago, you can catch them literally anywhere. Like, they're everywhere. [00:00:51] Speaker B: I don't wanna be that person all at once. I'm everywhere. [00:00:54] Speaker A: No, you're literally everywhere. Second City. Annoyance. [00:00:58] Speaker B: Annoyance. [00:00:59] Speaker A: Lodge. [00:01:01] Speaker B: Get into it. [00:01:01] Speaker A: Everyone, get into it. Tv, movies. [00:01:04] Speaker B: I'm not about to do my shows coming up for the week. There's too many. I'm not posting all that I know. [00:01:09] Speaker A: At the end, when I say, what do you want to promote? Just follow me on. [00:01:13] Speaker B: Just follow me on Instagram. [00:01:14] Speaker A: Google me, bitch. How about that? [00:01:15] Speaker B: Thank you. [00:01:16] Speaker A: Okay. We are here with one of my favorite Capricorns in the world. [00:01:22] Speaker B: Oh, my gosh. [00:01:23] Speaker A: Truly. [00:01:23] Speaker C: Okay. [00:01:24] Speaker A: The one and only Kelton Neal. [00:01:26] Speaker B: Hello, y'all. Hello. I'm so excited to be here. [00:01:29] Speaker A: I am so excited. [00:01:30] Speaker B: When you asked me, I was like, duh, I'm coming yesterday. I'll be there, like, waiting. [00:01:35] Speaker A: I was like, I know you have to work today, but do you? I don't care. I'm there. [00:01:39] Speaker B: I don't care. I'm sorry. And for those who don't know, which you probably don't, I work for this tech company and I was like, y'all can code. Y'all can do all this. I got something more important to do. [00:01:49] Speaker A: Yes. Priorities. [00:01:50] Speaker B: Priorities. That's what I'm saying. [00:01:51] Speaker A: Oh, I'm so happy you're here. [00:01:52] Speaker B: I'm so excited. [00:01:53] Speaker A: And then we have my producer birthday, Judy. Another year older around the sun. And you look it. Give it up for Matt. Hey, girl. Woo. [00:02:02] Speaker B: Ooh. Let's dish. [00:02:03] Speaker A: Let's dish. [00:02:04] Speaker B: Okay. [00:02:05] Speaker A: We have so much in the pipeline. We've got traders, housewives, White Lotus, severance, yellow jackets, y'all. It is so much to digest. So much. So we're just gonna dive in right now. [00:02:20] Speaker B: Let's do it. [00:02:20] Speaker A: I think I want to start with the traders because it is one of the most frustrating watches I feel. [00:02:28] Speaker B: Okay. I gotta admit something to you. [00:02:30] Speaker A: Say it. [00:02:31] Speaker B: I'm not caught up. I know. [00:02:33] Speaker A: Oh, no, I don't wanna spoil it. [00:02:34] Speaker B: No, no, no. Actually, I wanna hear your take, though. I wanna hear your take. Because I'm caught up on the Twitter. So I've been hearing. Getting all the spoilers on the Twitter. So, like, I'll say I'm Twitter caught up. [00:02:46] Speaker A: Twitter caught up. And I mean, that's like, there's Twitter. [00:02:49] Speaker B: Caught up, there's TikTok caught up. [00:02:51] Speaker A: So, like, that's so true. Yeah. Yeah, Absolutely. Yeah. Well, I would say this past time, this past episode that we've seen since this episode has come out, Ciara's banishment was so frustrating. [00:03:07] Speaker B: Okay. [00:03:08] Speaker A: I did see that she had a unanimous vote out. Yeah, everyone. And that's the first time that's happened this season where everyone voted her out. And I felt so bad for her because this coffin theory was more like a coffin flop. It was really bad shout out to Tim Robinson. [00:03:27] Speaker B: I was gonna say coffin flop. That was a good one. [00:03:29] Speaker A: It's one of my favorites. [00:03:31] Speaker B: You got me crying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:03:33] Speaker A: But the coffin theory was a mess. [00:03:36] Speaker C: I feel like they should have learned their lesson with Nikki. She literally left them with some very wise parting words about being like, a, this theory's bad, and B, don't judge people just because they don't act the way that you think they act. They were always on Sierra for, like, when Derek was like, you curse too much, that means you're a traitor. I was like, we really just grasp him for straws. [00:03:54] Speaker B: That's truly, though, like. [00:03:55] Speaker C: Well, here's the thing with traitors that I feel like this show needs a little workshopping for is that they get rid of, like, almost everyone who's, like, going to make the season. Like, in the first half and then the second half, there's kind of like, these, like, leftover people who are, like, so clearly faithful because, like, no, because, like, I feel like these people know reality TV enough to know from a production standpoint that, like, picking Sam as Garry to be a traitor would be so boring. [00:04:22] Speaker A: I mean, they need to trim the fat. Like, Sam and Iver need to go. [00:04:26] Speaker C: That's what I'm saying. It's like, well, who would ever think that they're a traitor when you have, like, Boston Rob and, like, Tony from Survivor and, like, all these people who are, like, big TV villains, and then you have, like, someone who's just like, Chrishell, like, who was obviously, like, not, like, Chrishell is never gonna be a traitor. [00:04:42] Speaker B: That's. I mean, when I think about traitors, I'm like, I'm definitely not gonna be a traitor, but I'm gonna go in there to make, like, good reality tv. And I think that's what they need to do is realize, like, who's gonna make the good tv. [00:04:53] Speaker A: Exactly. [00:04:53] Speaker B: But they cut those people so early. [00:04:54] Speaker C: Yeah. They should have said, like, don't kill the production. Should have been like, x. You're not killing Dorinda first. [00:05:00] Speaker A: Like, I know. Ion. [00:05:01] Speaker C: No, we need at least one of them. [00:05:04] Speaker A: Yeah, at least one of them for at least four episodes. [00:05:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:05:08] Speaker A: Bare minimum. So that was frustrating. There's a moment, I mean, Danielle versus Carolyn, it's giving death becomes her energy. Like the end of that movie where it's like they kind of need each other to survive, but they hate each other. [00:05:25] Speaker B: And they're so blatant about it too. [00:05:26] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:05:27] Speaker B: Like, so honest. [00:05:28] Speaker A: Cut the tension with a knife. [00:05:30] Speaker B: Literally. [00:05:31] Speaker A: It's so bad. [00:05:32] Speaker C: Is it controversial at this point to say that I actually love Danielle? [00:05:35] Speaker A: Yes, because that's problematic. [00:05:38] Speaker C: I've, like, come around so much to the point where she's, like, doing so bad that it's like, come full circle to being, like, kind of iconic. [00:05:44] Speaker A: Yeah, that's true. [00:05:45] Speaker C: And she's made it so far. And like, if you look at all the post game interviews, everyone's like, there's no way Danielle is a traitor. Like, that girl was a mess. Like, she was like boohooing, crying. Like, I guess she just. What they don't show on camera is that, like, anytime she was just around, she's like, man, this food is bad. Oh, I don't like what this guy's wearing. She just was going around just whining. [00:06:07] Speaker A: Yeah. So they don't even catch on to her being a traitor. So that is crazy. And then she's trying to bring Britney on to be. Cause they can either recruit or they can murder someone. And Danielle's like, oh, well, we should just bring Britney. I really wanna go to the end with you, Carolyn. And Carolyn's like, are you fucking kidding me? Do you think I'm dumb? Why would I recruit that? [00:06:30] Speaker C: Yeah. Danielle wants, like a majority in the tur. [00:06:32] Speaker A: Yeah. And it's like, no, we're not doing that. I definitely think they should murder. [00:06:37] Speaker B: Okay, now I'm pissed. I need to catch up. Now I'm really pissed at myself. [00:06:40] Speaker A: Yeah, okay, you gotta catch up. Cause it's. Oh, my God. [00:06:43] Speaker B: I feel like I was telling Santisha there's so much pop culture things that it's feeding me right now, but I need to catch up with all of it. [00:06:54] Speaker C: Well, because I feel like the amount of shows now that are doing the formula of all Stars, like, you know, super Smash brothers of reality tv, where it's like, everyone's here. Everyone's here. Like, I literally heard Parvati talking about how she was like, well, I said no to the mole. I said no to house of villains. And I was like, honestly based. But then she was like, I said yes to dealer Noted island. I said yes to the traitors, and I was like, honestly, I think that's a good indicator of which shows I should watch and which shows I should not watch. I don't. I'm not really interested in the mole. That's what I was. [00:07:25] Speaker B: Who is she? [00:07:26] Speaker C: Parvati is. [00:07:27] Speaker B: And why do I care? [00:07:27] Speaker C: The queen. She's like the. [00:07:29] Speaker B: The mole. [00:07:29] Speaker C: The black widow. Oh, yeah. [00:07:30] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:07:30] Speaker C: The mole. [00:07:30] Speaker B: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. [00:07:31] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:07:31] Speaker B: I don't care. [00:07:32] Speaker A: We love poverty. The mole, who is. [00:07:33] Speaker C: We don't love poverty. We love Parvy. [00:07:35] Speaker A: I can't. I cannot help. Phaedra has embedded that in my brain. I call her poverty now or I just say parv. But I always say if I met her in person, I would really have. [00:07:49] Speaker B: To, like, like, control yourself. [00:07:50] Speaker A: Control myself to be like, poverty. Hey, girl, what is up? [00:07:56] Speaker C: That's why you gotta hit her with the he. [00:07:59] Speaker A: Black widow. [00:08:00] Speaker C: Yes, period. [00:08:03] Speaker A: Ms. [00:08:03] Speaker C: Shallow. [00:08:04] Speaker B: Ms. [00:08:04] Speaker A: Shallow. If you're nasty. Okay. What do y'all think about Beverly Hills? Beverly Hills was pretty. Pretty crazy. [00:08:16] Speaker C: It's different than what it used to be, 100%, but I think I'm finally enjoying it for what it is. I feel like the way that they argue now is so much more like, TikTok therapy speech has, like, kind of permeated. [00:08:31] Speaker B: Do you think that's like. [00:08:32] Speaker C: Like, housewives? [00:08:33] Speaker B: All of the house. Okay, I was about to say, do you think that's like, all of the housewives, though? [00:08:36] Speaker C: I think so. I think, like, everyone in general seems, like, a lot more, like, emotionally intelligent than we did, like, 10 years ago when it was okay to just argue about, like, whatever. Because now it's sort of like this pushback between, like, Kyle and Dorit and then Sutton, and they all kind of, like. They're almost all kind of valid. [00:08:53] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:08:54] Speaker C: But it's like, I don't even know. Like, I'm not even, like, riding for one of them at this point anymore. I'm kind of just enjoying them, like, trying to figure it out. I like how much bows is finally getting in the fold instead of just being kind of like the outsider looking in. Like, she's part of the group now, and she really held her own against Kyle, which I appreciated that. That's kind of like a budding feud. I don't know. Because Bose said that Kyle was cold, like, straight up. She was like, yo, Kathy, your sister's cold. What's that all about? And, like, obviously it got back to Kyle. And Kyle was like, I thought that we really had a nice connection. And then it cut to this montage of scenes where they're just like, oh, no, the weather's nice. [00:09:28] Speaker A: It's so surface level. Yeah, it's so surface level. It's so surface level. [00:09:32] Speaker C: I mean, even when Kyle went to her house and Bose was in the bed recovering from surgery, and Kyle was like, so Dorit's a bitch, right? [00:09:40] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. Something that irritated me was when everyone's like, stop being Dorit's mouthpiece. Bo said, it's like Garcelle is literally Sutton's mouthpiece and has been for two years. And Dorit actually needs support. Cause she doesn't have anyone in her corner. Let this girl ride for her. Like, she's going through a hard time. The hypocrisy really set me in the after show. Garcelle said, as soon as it left my mouth, I knew I should have said that. And it's true because it's like, girl. [00:10:19] Speaker C: In the after show, Sutton literally referred to Boaz as angry. And I was like, oh, oh, angry black woman. Isn't that one of Garcelle's words, right, that she, like, raked Dorit over the Coles floor? [00:10:28] Speaker A: Yes, yes. So it's just y'all can't play. The balance is not there. [00:10:33] Speaker C: I mean, I think that's just how people really are, though. People are hypocrites. [00:10:37] Speaker A: Oh, for sure. But it's like, this is on camera. This is documented. [00:10:40] Speaker B: That's the thing. Yeah, Clocked. Clocked. [00:10:42] Speaker C: Caught in forecast. [00:10:43] Speaker B: Keep it in the group chat. [00:10:44] Speaker A: Right? Exactly. Invisible. [00:10:46] Speaker C: That's why I like Erica being kind of the. [00:10:48] Speaker A: Like, Erica just wanted her fucking hot dog. I get it. Fourth of July. I just. I don't care about the bullshit. Give me my kosher hot dog and let me fucking vibe at the pool. [00:11:00] Speaker C: Yes. With her 40 with her 50 inch braid. [00:11:04] Speaker A: Erica is so I live for. [00:11:06] Speaker C: Also, Sutton was like, I can't believe that I'm not being greeted. I was like, bitch, it's a barbecue. Just go out. There was a bunch of people outside. Like, go outside. [00:11:14] Speaker A: I know. [00:11:15] Speaker C: She just wanted something to be mad about. [00:11:17] Speaker A: She just. I know. I think it was just that it was at Dorit's house. They're in a weird place. It threw off her equilibrium. But I'm like, girl, just let Erica eat her hot dog. Don't call someone a bitch in they house. [00:11:29] Speaker C: I mean, I agree with Bose with Bose being like, y'all come inside. It looks rude. And they were like, wow, I can't believe Bose just called us all rude bitches. [00:11:36] Speaker A: Like, but it's like, you did. That was rude as hell. That was rude as hell. [00:11:41] Speaker C: I was trying to be objective about it because I am just like, such a dorit. And Bose, like, Stan right now, like, the pretty girl alliance, like, I'm obsessed with them. [00:11:48] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:11:48] Speaker C: But honestly, I was like, no, this is rude. Like, you guys are weirdly congregating. And then everyone who came in then sat with, like, Erica then sat with them. Kathy then sat with them. I was like, girl, just go in the bar. Like, Dorit was just sitting outside. [00:12:00] Speaker A: Like, I know, it was crazy. [00:12:02] Speaker B: I gotta relate though. I would. I would probably do the same thing if I was already. If I was already pissed. I'm gonna find something else to be pissed about. [00:12:08] Speaker A: For sure. For sure. [00:12:10] Speaker C: That's actually so valid. [00:12:11] Speaker A: That's so valid. I will say. I feel like Dorit has been bumping Erika Jayne cause her fucks. How many fucks do I give, girl? Zero. Not one. I'm living for this unfiltered no fucks version of Dorit. Smoking the cigarettes, going off, telling Sutton, get the fuck out. Read them. And I don't know if it's the lack of PK in the divorce or having a black bestie in Bose, because a black bestie will change your whole life. You'll be like, actually, I don't like that bitch. Get the fuck out of my house. [00:12:50] Speaker B: Yep. [00:12:50] Speaker A: You're not gonna call me a bitch at my house. [00:12:52] Speaker C: Someone said that they're the Cynthia and Ari of housewives. They really are. [00:13:00] Speaker B: Aren't they both black though? Like, aren't a little bit black too, Right? [00:13:03] Speaker A: Well, she's in her white era right now. [00:13:06] Speaker B: Oh, whiteiana or something. [00:13:08] Speaker A: Whiteyana. [00:13:09] Speaker C: Well, that's why it's actually perfect. Cause it's a black woman and an ethnically vague white woman. [00:13:13] Speaker A: That's so true. And it keep so hard that Dori is like, come to my annual fourth of July party. And I'm like, what accent is that? You are a woman of the world. [00:13:26] Speaker C: It's like, you know how much I've always loved America. [00:13:29] Speaker A: She pulls out a pistol and she's. [00:13:31] Speaker C: Just like, kyle was at the shooting range this season. Did you see that? [00:13:36] Speaker A: Yes. [00:13:36] Speaker C: Kyle was at the shoot. They went to Augusta, Georgia. Garcelle was getting get outed by. [00:13:42] Speaker B: Not get outed. [00:13:43] Speaker C: Not a Sutton's mom. She's like, I bought you this scarf. She's like, I don't wanna pay scarf. [00:13:48] Speaker A: You said a scarf, bitch. I said a dollar, bitch. Like, what is. [00:13:52] Speaker C: Well, I don't really think that's any of your business. I liked it, though, actually. It wasn't as cutesy, entertaining. But the whole storyline with Sutton and her mom I thought made very compelling television. [00:14:05] Speaker A: It was. It was. And it was nice to see. Cause Sutton is such a unique housewife. Right. Like, she's a little condescending. She's a bit confusing. She's kind of all over the place. So to get that context of who she is and the trauma that she's been through, it's like seeing her with her mom, it's like, that makes sense why you are the way that you are. [00:14:27] Speaker C: We're finally getting to see Sutton as, like a rounded individual, which I feel like in Housewives, sometimes it's easy to just be like, oh, I'm the southern sassy one. But it's like, who are you really? [00:14:36] Speaker A: Right. [00:14:36] Speaker B: I think that's why. Sorry, I'm changing a little bit. [00:14:41] Speaker A: Switch it up. [00:14:41] Speaker B: Salt Lake City with Mary. I think this season. [00:14:43] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:14:44] Speaker B: Was like, I feel like so many housewives, like, let me put on this mask. Let me be defensive. But Mary, this season, let me be real. Let me be well rounded, like you said. [00:14:53] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. And I appreciate Sutton for showing that vulnerability. And I kind of got emotional watching her with her mom. [00:15:03] Speaker C: It was real. And I feel like her mom obviously wasn't media trained and was very much just like a person that had a bunch of cameras on her and seemed to just be exactly who she was. It didn't seem like she was trying to cap or be like, oh, of course, Sutton, I love you. I say it all the time. She was real about how she felt about it and wasn't gonna sort of play along with this. Let's go visit the dad's desktop. [00:15:26] Speaker A: Yeah. She said, I don't wanna go. [00:15:27] Speaker C: I don't wanna go. And I respected her for it. [00:15:30] Speaker A: Yeah, I love a bitch who's gonna be real on camera. Cause, you know, so many times, people, that's why all these marriages fall apart. Because it's like, oh, yeah, let's pretend to love each other, but behind the scenes, it's like, that man does not wanna be filmed. Leave that man alone. So even going back to Salt Lake, Todd and Bronwyn it's like he was no filter. [00:15:54] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:15:54] Speaker A: Done from the beginning, from the jump. No, don't say that. [00:15:58] Speaker B: You could tell a producer was like, talk about this with Todd. And he said, done talking about it. Don't want to talk about that anymore. [00:16:05] Speaker C: Yeah. You also could tell that they probably had to cut so many times of him being like, this show is stupid. And they're like, okay, so we can't put that in the final edit. [00:16:10] Speaker A: Say that. [00:16:11] Speaker C: So we're not really on a show. We're just living our lives. We're not on a show. [00:16:16] Speaker B: I was so surprised that he was at the reunion, but at the same time, I was like, please let him go home and rest. He's gonna be tired. [00:16:22] Speaker C: I feel like Bronwyn was like, you better come to this reunion. Cause I need to yell at Lisa. [00:16:26] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, probably. But it's funny with going back to Beverly Hills, the season started with Sutton and Dorit, you know, Sutton being like, if you need a shoulder, I'm here for you. If you need someone to talk about your divorce with, I'm here. And the way that has gone a complete 180. And the sisterhood, the traveling pants are gone. Okay. The sisterhood is broken. Like, they are fighting. [00:16:58] Speaker C: Yeah. They're full on feud. [00:16:59] Speaker A: It's a feud. [00:17:00] Speaker C: So did you watch the episode on Tuesday? [00:17:02] Speaker A: Yes. [00:17:03] Speaker C: So it's like they asked Sutton. They're like, sutton, what are you drinking? She's like, I'm drinking this watermelon cooler. And Kyle's like, is there alcohol in it? And then Dorit goes, well, of course there's alcohol in it. It's Sutton. And Sutton goes, you're such a bitch. [00:17:16] Speaker A: In her home. [00:17:17] Speaker C: Leaves the home. And it's, like, fun because it's like, whose side am I on? [00:17:21] Speaker A: I mean, it's like I get. Dorit was making. [00:17:23] Speaker C: It was out of pocket, though. [00:17:25] Speaker A: Well, and even before that. Wait, let's go back with the purse. That was so weird. It was like a joke gone too far. Wait, why are you making that face? [00:17:34] Speaker C: Put it. [00:17:35] Speaker B: No, please go ahead. Please go ahead. [00:17:38] Speaker A: I mean, the purse thing was so weird to me because it was like a bad. I don't know. It was like a bad. [00:17:44] Speaker C: It was a bad bit. But Dorit was, like, not going to drop the bit. I was like, okay, improv. [00:17:49] Speaker A: No, I thought she was literally about to take that purse. [00:17:52] Speaker B: I'm kind of always on her side. [00:17:54] Speaker C: I'm not gonna underit's side. Oh, no. I am too. Kind of. [00:17:56] Speaker A: For sure. For sure. I do understand Why? I mean, Sutton just came. This is the first time they're all together. This is her first interaction with Dorit after this very emotional trip with her mom. So, I mean, of course she's gonna be a little more sensitive than usual. And I mean, sensitive. Sutton is always sensitive. [00:18:17] Speaker C: Oh, I thought you were gonna say she's always drinking. [00:18:19] Speaker A: And, I mean, she is low. I mean, low key. [00:18:22] Speaker C: Yeah. I think that's why she was so. Let me. I think that's why she was probably so project. I gotta project, right? I was like, wait, let me not whisper into this microphone again. Thank you all, episode one listeners, for the feedback. [00:18:34] Speaker A: Thanks for coming. You don't know how many messages I got. Like, tell him to project. [00:18:40] Speaker C: I've never heard anyone ever tell a gay person to speak louder. I think Sutton. I think Sutton was a little triggered because I think they might have struck a nerve. Because mama like a drink. [00:18:53] Speaker A: Yes. But also, I mean, they all do. [00:18:56] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. [00:18:56] Speaker C: Well, not Kyle. [00:18:58] Speaker A: Well, okay. [00:18:59] Speaker C: Our ginger beer queen. [00:19:00] Speaker A: We do love sober Kyle. My bestie, she gives me, like, Brooke. [00:19:03] Speaker C: Shields every time I look at her this season. She's giving very, like, elder, like, cowboy, lesbian. She's always wearing the, like, off the shoulder. She always has, like, the shoulders out. Yeah, she wears a lot of, like, pants and, like, a short top. I don't know. It's a good look for her. [00:19:17] Speaker B: I like that. I'm gonna change my housewives character to her now. [00:19:21] Speaker C: That's gonna be my new. [00:19:22] Speaker B: Yeah, that's gonna be my new. [00:19:23] Speaker A: Oh, my God. Okay, listeners, if y'all don't know our origin story, all of us, actually. Literally. So Matt is our director of the show, and Kelton and I are two of the stars of the Real Housewives of IO. [00:19:39] Speaker B: Two of the stars. [00:19:40] Speaker A: Two of the stars. [00:19:41] Speaker C: Two of the stars. Not even just two of the cast members. Two of the stars. [00:19:43] Speaker A: Two of the stars. [00:19:44] Speaker C: I said what? [00:19:45] Speaker B: I said we're all the stars. [00:19:46] Speaker A: We're. But we eat the girls up. [00:19:49] Speaker C: Absolutely. [00:19:50] Speaker A: Marcia Maypate. Brady Trudeau. [00:19:52] Speaker B: Okay. And then I always get my name wrong. Lydia Dresden. [00:19:56] Speaker C: Okay, okay, okay, okay. Yes. The improvised hello xyo coming back this summer. [00:20:02] Speaker B: Hi, ladies. [00:20:03] Speaker A: Season four, I think I'm gonna do, like, Brittany Bateman. Like, I'm gonna be very like, I have an announcement. And I'm gonna make my voice really high and be like, you guys, I. [00:20:13] Speaker C: Have something to say. [00:20:14] Speaker B: I love it. And speaking of coming full circle, she's so bad and cringy that she's come full circle. I love her. [00:20:20] Speaker C: I was on that train from the beginning. I was fighting. I was fighting battles. I was fighting the pro Brittany bra train. People were like, you think she's, like, good? I was like, well, I didn't say that. I didn't say I liked her. I said that she's good on the show. [00:20:33] Speaker B: Did you. Were you ever like pro Britney and like, anti Bronwyn? [00:20:38] Speaker C: Yes. [00:20:38] Speaker B: Okay. That's how I was at the beginning. And then, like, it switched up for me. [00:20:41] Speaker C: I was pro Britney, anti Bronwyn when they were in Milwaukee and Bronwyn was being, like, kind of an asshole to Britney about her relationship. And then Britney hit back with the like, well, why don't you talk about your relationship, Bronwyn? Like, are you married for money? And then they were all like, wow, I can't believe. I can't. And Bronwyn was like, the way that she acted was so strange to me. She, like, dodged all the way around the question. She was like, am I only married to him for his money? I was like, it was a yes or no. But also like, you can't just be rude to someone about their relationship and then be like, oh, my God, I can't believe they were rude to me about my relationship back. [00:21:16] Speaker B: I think that's the way Bronwen 1 is, though. But I love Bronwyn, though. [00:21:19] Speaker A: I love her. I love her. I don't care. [00:21:21] Speaker C: She's great. [00:21:22] Speaker A: I ride for her. I ride for her. [00:21:24] Speaker B: Even, like, the reunion, when she was. The whole necklace situation, I was like, I'm not gonna listen to it. Those are lies. Those are accusations. [00:21:31] Speaker A: And I'm like, okay, she didn't buy it. [00:21:34] Speaker B: Who cares? I didn't buy no fancy necklace either. [00:21:36] Speaker A: And I. $4 million for a necklace? I don't know, man. [00:21:40] Speaker C: Yeah, when you can just get Whitney's jewelry on Alibaba. [00:21:43] Speaker B: Alibaba. [00:21:44] Speaker C: She was like, it was actually made in Toronto. [00:21:46] Speaker A: And then I would never get a. [00:21:48] Speaker C: Tattoo of something from Al. I was like, so is from Alibaba. [00:21:52] Speaker A: Oh, my God. Well, speaking of hot messes, let's get into the Real Housewives of Potomac. [00:21:58] Speaker B: Yes. [00:21:59] Speaker A: Oh, my God. This reunion was so. I mean, dare I say low key. The reunion is giving more than the season. [00:22:08] Speaker C: It's like, literally the opposite of Salt Lake. Where Salt Lake was like, the season was tea. The reunion wasn't T. This one's like, the season wasn't tea. The reunion is tea. [00:22:16] Speaker B: New York was the same way. I think the Potomac. [00:22:20] Speaker A: Oh, my gosh. [00:22:22] Speaker B: Honestly, I watched a reunion and I Said, I wish I skipped the season and just watched a reunion altogether. [00:22:27] Speaker C: That's what I did last season. [00:22:28] Speaker A: Yeah, me too. [00:22:29] Speaker C: Cause I just couldn't watch. [00:22:31] Speaker A: So. Talk about a low vibrational plate. [00:22:34] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:22:34] Speaker A: Yikes. It was just bad, weird vibes. [00:22:38] Speaker C: I think they got rid of. They got rid of Robin and Candace, which was kind of like one from each of the, like, sides. [00:22:44] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:22:45] Speaker C: And I think it was the right choice. Honestly. I like Candace as an individual, but I think in terms of the group dynamic, she is very, like. I don't know, she doesn't really let things go. [00:22:55] Speaker A: No, she. [00:22:56] Speaker C: She is a grudge holder and, like, rewatching the reunion. I rewatched the season eight reunion, and I was low key, like, why are we. What are you mad about at Giselle for? Like, honestly, I know, like, what she was mad at Giselle for, but it was like, let's move on. [00:23:08] Speaker A: Well, I mean, I kind of get it with Giselle, because that was. If someone did that to my significant other, I would feel some kind of way. [00:23:15] Speaker B: I agree. Yeah. [00:23:16] Speaker C: But is Giselle not valid for being, like, I was a little uncomfy that he. That we're sure about. [00:23:21] Speaker A: But she didn't just say it was a little uncomfy. She made it a whole two season. [00:23:25] Speaker C: She did make a whole, but then she said she was sorry, and it was like, the whole point of Housewives is that we should just wrap it up. Like, they said she was sorry at the reunion. And then, like, the next season, it was like, a whole thing. [00:23:35] Speaker B: I do agree with you, I think. I mean, because, like, last season, it was just like, everything was just, like, open ended. [00:23:40] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:23:40] Speaker B: And wasn't Andy pissed about that too? [00:23:41] Speaker C: He was like, well, last season's reunion, Andy was like, so, like, how are we? Who wants their job? [00:23:46] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:23:48] Speaker C: This season, Andy's like, whoa, whoa. I'm having fun with Giselle. [00:23:50] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:23:51] Speaker C: Having fun with Wendy. [00:23:52] Speaker A: I mean, it's so fun. I mean, let's start with the beginning. The grand dame phones it in. [00:23:58] Speaker B: Oh. [00:23:59] Speaker A: Because she's convicted of five out of the six charges. And she phones it in. And what gagged me about that video was that she didn't take any accountability at all. The crocodile tears talk about her family and how, you know, she's more concerned about them than anything. Why'd you have them on the show making excuses for you? And you didn't take any accountability. And then your friend who was riding for you, always saying, let her speak for herself, Ms. Dr. Wendy. You don't even. [00:24:32] Speaker B: Don't even thank her. [00:24:33] Speaker C: Don't even mention her. [00:24:34] Speaker B: No, that's the thing. Don't even mention her name. But I mean, you mentioned Andy Cohen, though. [00:24:38] Speaker C: She mentioned Jassy. [00:24:41] Speaker A: Jassy. Candace. [00:24:42] Speaker B: Yes. [00:24:44] Speaker A: I'm like, wow, you are. Talk about bitter. And I think it's because she's jealous of Wendy, because Wendy is. Wendy symbolizes everything that the grande dame should be, but it's not. [00:24:57] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, right. I mean, I think, like, Karen had her. Her grande dame status that was like, justified at the beginning of, like, the whole show. But, like, as the seasons went on, I was like, you're just a mess, girl. [00:25:08] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:25:09] Speaker C: She played the character really well. I think it gave what the show needed. But I think now it's at this point where it's like, what's. You know, it seemed like the thing that everyone knew on the show, like Shareese had been saying it since season one, is that I guess Karen is just like constantly drinking and like, fully just in an open relationship. [00:25:26] Speaker A: Yeah. Justice for Shareese. I honestly, I didn't believe her initially. I was kind of like, very ride or die for Carrie. [00:25:35] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:25:35] Speaker A: I was like, sharice is just so. [00:25:37] Speaker C: She's so quick and she always wins the argument. [00:25:40] Speaker A: She's so charismatic. Like, she just like has that. [00:25:43] Speaker C: You just can't beat her in a one on one even if you fully have the truth. And she's fully lying now. [00:25:50] Speaker A: Rewatch. Cause I started rewatching from the beginning. [00:25:52] Speaker C: Yeah, exactly. Cause it really contextualized everything differently. [00:25:54] Speaker A: And it's like, damn, she been lying from the jump. [00:25:57] Speaker B: The jump. I mean, blue eyes. I did not. I did not, like, want to admit it until, like the whole house situation when she was lying about downsizing and everything like that. [00:26:08] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:26:09] Speaker C: I was like, oh, yeah, with the sage. [00:26:11] Speaker A: Like, I think instead of the grande dame, it should be the Grand Delulu. [00:26:16] Speaker C: Oh, well, she said. She said that she doesn't want to be the grande dame anymore and that if she returns to the show, she'll be returning authentically as Karen, which I think I respect. I was like 100% being like, well, she didn't make it to the reunion. Like, that's it. Like, I can't believe next season Karen's gone. I think she does have a potential to return next season. I mean, if she's not in jail. I think she does have a potential to return, whether it be full time, whether it be as a friend of the show. But, like, I think her story. There's still a lot left for her. [00:26:43] Speaker A: Oh, for sure. And she could still come back if she goes to jail. They know that doesn't stop a housewife from coming back. [00:26:48] Speaker B: I feel like that's gonna happen to Jinshaw. To be honest. I think she's gonna come back. [00:26:52] Speaker C: I don't think she should. [00:26:53] Speaker A: The only thing with Jen why I don't think so is because the crime that she did. [00:26:57] Speaker B: Okay. [00:26:58] Speaker A: I think scamming. [00:26:59] Speaker C: I think the group has just moved forward and, like, I'll switch it to. [00:27:02] Speaker B: Say I want her to come back. [00:27:04] Speaker C: Okay. [00:27:04] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, I want her to come back. [00:27:05] Speaker B: I definitely want her coming back. [00:27:06] Speaker A: Talk about good tv. [00:27:07] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:27:08] Speaker C: I would see her come back for, like, an episode. I don't think I want her coming back full time. It would be interesting to see them, like, really confront her, especially Heather. Because I feel like Heather kind of waited until she was in jail to be like, to pop off. Oh, my God. That was the most toxic relationship I've ever been. Oh, my God. Thank gosh. Like, I think Heather was, like, literally just waiting for her to go to jail before she could finally be like, please get me out of this. [00:27:25] Speaker B: That was the only way. Yeah. That was the only way she could. [00:27:26] Speaker C: I felt. I mean, I felt bad for her. People were on Heather's ass about lying for the black eye. But honestly, she was probably so scared. [00:27:32] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:27:32] Speaker A: I mean, look at. That was not just like a little black eye. [00:27:35] Speaker C: She got punched, like, in the face. [00:27:37] Speaker B: It was a close. [00:27:39] Speaker A: That was like a closed shot shut, like, Andre the Giant situation. [00:27:43] Speaker C: And then to have Jen the next morning being like, so what are we gonna tell everyone? Heather? [00:27:46] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:27:47] Speaker C: About the black. I'm like, yeah. [00:27:49] Speaker A: It was a production I ran into. What? Like, oh, my God. Yeah. I also going back to Potomac. I think Karen was wearing the wig that she got arrested in. Oh, I did. Not even video. I think it was the same sideways wig from the body care. [00:28:12] Speaker B: It was so back a little bit. [00:28:13] Speaker C: I was like, there is such an art to filming an apology video. Cause it's like, you have to look good, but you can't look too good. [00:28:19] Speaker B: Too good. [00:28:20] Speaker C: It's in poor taste to look like, oh, hi, everyone. So sorry I won't be at the reunion. Cause I'm going to jail. It's like, oh, I'm, you know, I'm keeping it together. My hair's a little disheveled, but I'm still, you know, I'm still keeping strong and I'm praying. And it's like, girl, she looked pitiful. [00:28:36] Speaker A: She looked pitiful. She did. She I think that was the point, though. [00:28:40] Speaker C: She was hoping everyone would be full of pity. [00:28:43] Speaker A: Exactly. Speaking of pity. Okay, let's give it up. Shout out to Megan from Houston, who asked that question on the reunion to Mia about being a side chick. [00:28:54] Speaker C: Oh, Mia, you're a side chick. [00:28:56] Speaker A: And our editor is a Megan from Houston. Megan. I don't know if you wrote that. [00:29:00] Speaker C: It was Megan. Thee stallion. [00:29:03] Speaker A: We got a lot of Meghan from Houston. And let me tell you, they're asking. [00:29:07] Speaker B: All the right questions. [00:29:08] Speaker A: They're asking all the right questions. [00:29:09] Speaker C: So, Mia, you're a side chair. [00:29:12] Speaker A: Mia got bombarded this. [00:29:15] Speaker C: As she should. [00:29:17] Speaker A: As she should, rightfully. [00:29:18] Speaker C: Girl, if you want that first hair, you're gonna have to earn it. [00:29:20] Speaker B: Absolutely. [00:29:21] Speaker A: And that whole discussion of the Miami trip. [00:29:27] Speaker C: Oh, I loved that. I was like, ooh, we got new tea. [00:29:29] Speaker A: That was tea. [00:29:30] Speaker B: That was. I mean, like, I was like, I need more of this. And I forgot her name. Katie. [00:29:36] Speaker A: Stacy. [00:29:37] Speaker B: Stacy. [00:29:38] Speaker C: Oh, my gosh. [00:29:38] Speaker B: Sorry. I was like, what white name is this? [00:29:41] Speaker C: I'm obsessed with this clip of Stacy with her fingers going back and forth. [00:29:47] Speaker A: Casey, Stacy, Jackie. [00:29:49] Speaker B: When she said poc, what was that? Oh, is that. [00:29:53] Speaker C: Is that a probation? [00:29:54] Speaker B: Is that a probation? Why is that the first thing you're thinking of when you think of POC? [00:29:58] Speaker C: When I think. Well, because when I think of Mia. [00:30:01] Speaker A: T. That's what it was. She didn't want to say it, but that's what she was thinking. [00:30:05] Speaker C: You know, Stacy's not. Stacy's. She's not slick with her shade. I know what she's doing. [00:30:09] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:30:10] Speaker C: There has been, like, two points at this reunion where Stacy has fully denied saying something, and then two seconds later, been like, well, here's why I said it. She's like, I would never say fuck that bitch. And then she was like, well, she did do this. So I did say, fuck that bitch. They were like, oh, so you're not starting a weed company. I know. [00:30:30] Speaker A: No, but then the smile. Yeah, she had that smile. [00:30:34] Speaker B: I said, girl, you're already in. You're already trying to fund the building. [00:30:37] Speaker A: I know. Literally, you signed the lease. [00:30:40] Speaker C: Light. [00:30:40] Speaker B: Come on now. [00:30:43] Speaker A: So they said, what? [00:30:45] Speaker B: Well, if they're saying that's true. I don't know. [00:30:48] Speaker A: I don't. [00:30:49] Speaker C: I would never do that. But I am justified in doing that, because here's why. [00:30:54] Speaker A: I like to get high, and that's my rights. [00:30:57] Speaker B: Okay? I need to say I hope her. I don't want to. I don't want to tear a black woman down, but I hope her. [00:31:04] Speaker A: I hope her looks during Black History Month. [00:31:06] Speaker B: During Black History Month. [00:31:07] Speaker A: I know. [00:31:08] Speaker B: I'm so sorry. [00:31:08] Speaker C: Well, you gotta tear someone down to bring them back up, to build them up. [00:31:11] Speaker B: I'm saying I hope she comes back stronger with her looks in her second season. I hope. This is the cursed of first season. [00:31:17] Speaker C: It's very first season. I mean, but she's been on tv. She was on qvc, so she knows what she. But I think her looks. I was gonna say, you gotta get her qvc. [00:31:26] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:31:26] Speaker B: Like the wigs. Come on, baby. [00:31:28] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:31:29] Speaker B: Your wig's gotta be better than that. [00:31:30] Speaker A: But I did think the reunion was the best. She look. [00:31:32] Speaker B: Oh, absolutely. [00:31:35] Speaker C: I love that dress. [00:31:36] Speaker A: Except for Mia. Mia did look cheap. I will say that. [00:31:39] Speaker C: Yeah. I don't. I don't like her. I didn't like. [00:31:41] Speaker A: But, I mean, it's Mia, right? Yeah. That's who she is. [00:31:46] Speaker C: Giselle looked good. [00:31:47] Speaker A: Giselle looked great. Here's the question. [00:31:49] Speaker C: Do we like Giselle again? I like Giselle. [00:31:52] Speaker A: I do. [00:31:52] Speaker B: I do. Yeah. [00:31:53] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:31:54] Speaker C: And honestly, in hindsight, I'm like, you know what? Was Giselle ever really that bad? Like, she was always, like, a villain, but I don't think she ever was, like, so bad that she could never come back. People were like, I want to fire Giselle. I want her dead in a ditch. [00:32:09] Speaker B: I think she just tried a little too hard, and then she got more comfortable. I mean, she tried hard from the very beginning. [00:32:14] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:32:14] Speaker B: And then she got more comfortable. [00:32:16] Speaker A: And the bone collecting and all of that, it didn't do her any favors. But going back to this Miami tee, because this really was, like, the highlight of the episode. [00:32:25] Speaker B: Yes. [00:32:27] Speaker A: So for listeners, Mia invites Stacy and Jazzy right to Miami for her birthday. And then she essentially, she realizes that she doesn't really want them there, so she forgets that they came all the way to Miami for her birthday. And the thing that really geeked me out was like, these are the only two women in the friend group that had your back. And then for you to be like, oh, actually, I don't want you here. I forgot texting someone at 12:12 in the morning, and your dinner was at 8pm and I showed up, and you were nowhere to be found. [00:33:09] Speaker B: They were like, you were an hour late. And she said, okay, yeah, I was an hour late. [00:33:12] Speaker C: See, that was another one where she said, that's not what happened. [00:33:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:33:16] Speaker C: And then they started explaining the details, and she goes, okay, well. And it's like, well, I literally just heard you. Like, you just lied in real time. She was like, that never happened. I didn't ghost you. And they were like, okay, so here's a text where you ghosted me. And she was like, oh, well, actually, what happened was, you know, I had a point of contact. I was like, okay, so you did. [00:33:34] Speaker B: I don't think she expected them to even come. I think she just sent out the invitation to be like, well, I sent you an invitation. [00:33:40] Speaker A: Like, I did my thing. [00:33:41] Speaker B: I did my thing. Yeah, she didn't expect them to send. [00:33:43] Speaker A: An invite, but it's like they fucking did. So you need to rearrange your whole fucking arrangement. [00:33:49] Speaker B: This isn't going down the street to a restaurant. Y'all came all the way to Miami from Potomac. From Potomac. [00:33:55] Speaker A: That's a few hours. [00:33:55] Speaker B: That's a whole ass trip. [00:33:56] Speaker A: Yeah, that's a whole ass trip. I would have been. Oh, man. I would have showed up at the hotel. [00:34:00] Speaker B: Oh, absolutely. [00:34:01] Speaker A: I would have been outside. [00:34:04] Speaker C: I'm. I'm confused why, like, people. Like, I'm confused why people would be friends with me. [00:34:10] Speaker A: Honestly, I am, too. [00:34:12] Speaker C: That's just not someone I would want to be friends. Like, she has a proof. Like, her and Karen were friends. And you see how she's treated Karen all season. [00:34:20] Speaker A: But it makes sense why they were. [00:34:21] Speaker C: Exactly. Cause they're birds of a feather. [00:34:23] Speaker A: Right? [00:34:23] Speaker C: But the way that she's treated Karen all season, whether it's justified or not, it's like, oh, so if I'm friends with Mia and I get close with her, and then something happens where we fall out. This is going to be the worst enemy I could have. [00:34:35] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so crazy. And speaking of crazy, okay, we have a little bit of more Housewives. It's not confirmed, but the rumor mill is going off about Real Housewives of New Jersey. Apparently there's gonna be a casting shakeup. [00:34:55] Speaker B: I've heard that too. [00:34:56] Speaker A: And everyone's gonna get the chop except for Dolores and Melissa. And Theresa's gonna get her own show. How do y'all feel about that? [00:35:04] Speaker C: Are we gonna get it? Is that what the rumor is now? [00:35:06] Speaker A: Yes, that's what the rumor is right now, I think. Are we gonna watch? I don't know how I feel because I feel like it's gonna be boring, low key, without, you know, which one. [00:35:18] Speaker B: The Teresa show or are you talking about. [00:35:20] Speaker A: Oh, no, I'll watch. Theresa will be entertaining. I don't think she got all her daughters. [00:35:24] Speaker B: Yeah. Yes, her daughters. [00:35:26] Speaker C: I'm gonna be my twin. Yes. [00:35:28] Speaker A: Waking up in the morning. I just want this to get better. That's gonna be tea. [00:35:33] Speaker B: Yes. [00:35:33] Speaker A: But housewives. As much I love Dolores live and breathe for her. But Melissa, she's not carrying it. Who's gonna carry. [00:35:44] Speaker B: That's the thing. They're have to find someone. [00:35:46] Speaker C: Wait, I'm con. Okay. I'm like, this is the first time here. I was under the impression that they were gonna do a reboot with just Theresa and Dolores. But I did hear that Melissa was a potential. I did hear that Fuda was a potential also. But honestly, if you're gonna do a reboot without Teresa instead of Melissa, you should have Margaret. I just think so much more entertaining. [00:36:09] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:36:10] Speaker C: Like, she literally, like, she kind of carried that last season. [00:36:13] Speaker A: She. [00:36:13] Speaker C: I mean, I don't like that. Last season was sort of like they're like swan song of a season and, like, didn't even get a reunion. And they, like, pretty much made it seem like, hey, like, I don't even if this season even is worth watching or not because, like, we're canceling it. It got canceled before it even aired. [00:36:28] Speaker A: Right. [00:36:28] Speaker C: But honestly, Margaret had so many good moments during that season. [00:36:31] Speaker A: She did. [00:36:31] Speaker C: She's probably one of, if not the best Housewives villain to meet. [00:36:36] Speaker A: Well, also, yes. But also, I think as much as I can't stand her as a person, Jennifer Aiden is more villainous than Margaret, and I can't stand her. I literally was having this discussion, shout out to Bryn. Bryn and Kador, Jennifer Ayden. I can't stand her, but she makes great tv. She kept that season going last year. Besides the Teresa and Melissa family drama, she was one of the only people who. [00:37:14] Speaker C: With the Danielle feud. [00:37:15] Speaker A: Yeah, she kept it going. That was the biggest oh, shit thing that happened in that whole season. So I don't like her. I don't like anybody cussing anybody out at a Jersey Mike's. I do not condone that. At a Jersey Mike's in the airport. If you're that rich. [00:37:30] Speaker C: If you're that rich, why are you at Jersey Mike's? [00:37:31] Speaker A: Well, it was at the airport, girl. [00:37:32] Speaker C: I would be sitting at Wolfgang Puck. I'd be sitting at Chili's too. [00:37:39] Speaker A: I would be at Chili's too. That's tea. That's tea. That's tea. But, I mean, yeah, I just don't know how it's gonna go. I don't know how you are. [00:37:49] Speaker C: I honestly, I look forward to the opportunity for Melissa to have a season without Teresa. So all the Melissa fans who have been begging for Melissa to have an opportunity to do a season without Theresa can realize that There is no Melissa without Theresa. [00:38:02] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. I think the whole, like, I think the whole family drama's like, that's done. I think we're done with it. It's so played out. [00:38:10] Speaker C: Do people watch the Real Housewives in New Jersey? Like, season after season? Melissa's personal storylines were literally like the most rant. Remember when she opened a restaurant? [00:38:19] Speaker B: Oh, my God. [00:38:20] Speaker C: Exactly. She had a season where, oh, no, Joe bought a restaurant and now I have to manage it. By the end of the season, restaurant was gone. It never happened. Because it never happened. And then she had a whole season where she was like a psychic told me I might have a long lost sister. So her whole storyline that season was that she was going to find her long lost sister. That she just had a hunch she might have. [00:38:42] Speaker B: She was grasping. [00:38:42] Speaker C: Yeah. And then she was, oh, I think I'm gonna have a baby. And then Jen was like, she's not gonna have a baby. She's too self absorbed. [00:38:50] Speaker A: She's like, how dare you say that? I am ovulating right now. [00:38:53] Speaker C: It was fake restaurant, fake baby, fake long lost sister. It's like, girl, yeah, give it a rest. [00:38:59] Speaker A: It's a little tiny. [00:39:00] Speaker C: What was even this last season? It was like, Joe is helping with my cousin's gay marriage. [00:39:04] Speaker A: Oh, he was officiated in the gay wedding. [00:39:06] Speaker C: Yeah, girl. He wished he was participating in the gay wedding. [00:39:10] Speaker B: Okay. [00:39:11] Speaker C: Allegedly. [00:39:16] Speaker A: Iconic. Speaking of iconic, y'all. SNL50. Oh, what a time. [00:39:22] Speaker B: So, so good. [00:39:23] Speaker A: 12 hours of just non stop. [00:39:26] Speaker C: I mean, I was like, wait, it just kept going. [00:39:29] Speaker A: It kept going. It was Duracell, honey. [00:39:32] Speaker B: I mean, da da da, da, da da da. They brought back some like. Yeah. Great stuff. Old stuff, like newish stuff. [00:39:39] Speaker A: Like, did we watch the concert? [00:39:42] Speaker C: I watched the concert. Was low key. Like, I think kind of my favorite part of it. [00:39:45] Speaker A: I agree. Lady Gaga in the Lonely island. Doing that medley like altered my brain chemistry. I really was like ascending. I was like, this is everything I want to say. [00:39:57] Speaker C: I think my favorite, favorite favorite part was the Will Ferrell Ana Gasteyer. [00:40:01] Speaker A: Oh, the A minor. That was so good. [00:40:04] Speaker C: Honestly, Ana Gasteyer, probably one of the most underrated SNL cast. I mean, she's like also like a full on Broadway actress. [00:40:11] Speaker B: Okay. [00:40:11] Speaker C: Her voice is like really literally was in Wicked as Elphaba on Broadway. [00:40:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:40:15] Speaker B: No, she's incredible performing now. I think too. She better don't ask me in what. But she is. And go see her, guys. [00:40:23] Speaker A: Sponsored by Edda Gaspar. The District. Get into it. [00:40:28] Speaker B: I love her. She's mother. I don't know what she's in. Go see her. [00:40:33] Speaker A: Yeah. The A minor literally sent me and doing the dochi. [00:40:37] Speaker C: The. [00:40:41] Speaker A: I'd say probably the thing that irritated me the most. I'm sorry. The Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively thing. [00:40:48] Speaker B: Oh, I can't stand him. [00:40:49] Speaker A: Anyway, I was so irritated because I'm like, first of all, think of it objectively, right? Imagine going to your ex wife's current husband's job Christmas party. Like, that's fucking crazy. Like, girl. And then to make a joke, I'm like, why are you making a joke about sexual harassment? [00:41:12] Speaker B: That's my thing is I'm not trying to. Like, this isn't me saying anything about anything. Okay. But I'm like, if these are serious allegations, then why are we gonna go on TV and make. Just. Isn't it like a whole ass lawsuit? [00:41:26] Speaker A: It's a whole ass lawsuit. [00:41:27] Speaker C: I mean, they're like, actively, like, y'all. [00:41:30] Speaker A: If y'all want me to go into this, I have been doing my research because a few people have reached out to me and said, can you please break down the Baldani Lively case? If y'all want me to get into it, I could do a separate episode on the Patreon. I will literally start one. [00:41:48] Speaker C: I will start a Patreon. [00:41:49] Speaker A: Because a lot of people have been like, it's so much like, I don't even know where to start. And I literally have been doing my homework. [00:41:58] Speaker C: It seems like everyone is like, suddenly Annalise Keating. [00:42:03] Speaker A: No, I was literally through the court document. [00:42:05] Speaker C: Took it out of my mouth. [00:42:05] Speaker A: Bitch, you took it out of my mouth. Because I was literally about to say, call me Annalise Keating. [00:42:09] Speaker C: Call me Annalise Keating, honey, because why is your penis on a dead girl's phone? [00:42:19] Speaker A: But that just irritated me so much. I'm. They should have been sent to the basement. Like, Justin Baldoni was sent to the basement at the end, as with us premiere. [00:42:27] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:42:27] Speaker A: Like, why are you taking up space in here? [00:42:31] Speaker B: I always ask that about Ryan Reynolds. So every time I see him. [00:42:33] Speaker A: Why are you taking up space? Really? [00:42:34] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:42:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:42:35] Speaker B: I think he's like the whole Hollywood quirky boy. I'm like, I'm famous, but I recognize I'm famous, but I'm not that lifestyle. I hate it. I think it's all fake. [00:42:46] Speaker A: It is. It is pretty fake. And I just. It was very cringe to me. And there's. If y'all wanna look, there is. Kevin Costner is behind them. And he looks. He is us. If you were Irritated by their appearance. Kevin Costner is so irritated by them. [00:43:06] Speaker C: Yeah, I'm irritated by the whole situation becoming. I just don't. I don't care for the discourse. It's like, let it play out in the court. I'm tired of every single person, like, weighing in like they were an eyewitness. Something that happened. [00:43:20] Speaker A: Right? [00:43:20] Speaker C: And, like, now all these, like, random clips, like, resurfacing of Blake Lively being, like, somewhat unpleasant to interviewers. And I'm like, you realize this is all part of, like, a very long, like, PR battle. [00:43:31] Speaker A: Yeah, Like, I mean, she's just an unpleasant person. [00:43:35] Speaker C: But that's not illegal, but. [00:43:37] Speaker A: No, that's not illegal. But it came out because she was a terror on set. Like, she was. [00:43:46] Speaker B: It's like, finally. I guess, not finally being talked about. I think it's like, spin sprinkled. And now we're finally like, okay, guys. [00:43:51] Speaker A: Let'S admit the curtain is lifted. We're seeing who you really are. The wizard of Oz. Good news. Good news. [00:44:01] Speaker B: Honestly, though, that's my guilty pleasure to watch those videos, though. [00:44:04] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Oh, for sure. [00:44:06] Speaker B: Makes me feel like a better person, truly. [00:44:08] Speaker A: What about your bump? She pledged that to the interviewer. What about your bump? How about that? [00:44:14] Speaker B: There's that one with, like, Anna Kendrick where she's like, you guys, I cannot sing. I wish I was a Disney princess. And they're like, oh, fucking k. Like, OK, like, what? [00:44:24] Speaker A: But going back to that. [00:44:26] Speaker C: SNL50. [00:44:27] Speaker A: SNL50. I would say Black Jeopardy. Was probably my favorite. So good stuff. [00:44:34] Speaker B: The conservatives, too. [00:44:35] Speaker A: Yes, Yes. I wish that there was an app called who Gon Be There. Someone please invest in that. [00:44:42] Speaker B: That's good. [00:44:43] Speaker A: That's good. [00:44:44] Speaker B: That's a really good. [00:44:45] Speaker A: That was real. I was like, someone Ana Gastire. Invest in that. Get off Broadway. Get off Broadway and get into that. Okay, true. [00:44:55] Speaker B: Her, of all people, is developing that app. [00:44:58] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:44:59] Speaker C: No, that. Honestly, it also. I feel like Eddie Murphy was like, like, y'all remember why I'm the best cast member that's ever been on Saturday Night Live, right? Y'all remember when I was hosting the show, when I was a cast member? [00:45:08] Speaker A: Truly. [00:45:09] Speaker B: Even, like, Meryl Streep was on there. And I'm like, I love you, Meryl, but, like, you're beating eight up. [00:45:14] Speaker C: I did not like that sketch. [00:45:16] Speaker B: No, not at all. [00:45:16] Speaker C: I was bored by it. I feel like a lot of the sketches were very like, remember this sketch now? It has, like, a celebrity from 2025 in it. And I was like. [00:45:23] Speaker B: I was like, Leave Kate. She can do it by herself. She's fine. [00:45:25] Speaker A: And let's talk about the Kim Kardashian of it all. Okay. Her SNL she hosted, it was good. She did eat. Her episode, her monologue was iconic. She also had help from Amy Schumer, Chris Rock, everybody else. [00:45:39] Speaker B: It was filmed. [00:45:40] Speaker A: It was filmed. Okay, she ate. But I was kind of annoyed that she was in the first sketch because I'm like, why don't we have Jane Curtin? Or there's literally hundreds of other people that could have done it. And, yeah, she ate. And of course, she's the most famous person. Whatever. But I don't know. [00:46:07] Speaker C: I feel like there were so many cast members who weren't in anything. [00:46:09] Speaker B: Yeah, there were, like, old cast members, you mean? [00:46:12] Speaker C: Yeah. Was Melissa Villa, signora even there? [00:46:15] Speaker A: I mean, maybe in the basement with Justin Bella? [00:46:17] Speaker B: I think so. There's, like, a picture of her, but I don't think she was in the show. [00:46:21] Speaker C: Show. Oh, guys, I'm doing my comedy pit. I can do lots of voices tuning now. [00:46:28] Speaker B: I'm doing Kathy Gr. [00:46:32] Speaker A: I mean, yeah, there were a lot of people who weren't there. I know Bill Hader said he didn't go because his anxiety was really bad. And it was funny that he said that, because they had. That song was great. I did appreciate that. Also, the Lil Wayne medley made me emotional because I just long for, what a moment. Simpler times, you know? I just was like, God, I just miss that era of my life of just going out, not giving a fuck, not a bill to pay, just fucking vibing. [00:47:10] Speaker B: When I tell you I watch his music videos to this day, I'm like, his old music videos. Oh, good. [00:47:16] Speaker A: Oh, my God. Emily. Are you kidding me? [00:47:19] Speaker B: Come on. [00:47:19] Speaker A: I'm a venereal disease. Like a menstrual buzz, girl. One of my favorite lyrics of all time. Of all time. [00:47:27] Speaker B: So, so, so good. [00:47:29] Speaker A: I loved that. And also, can we give it up for Questlove? I'm that nigga is everywhere. [00:47:35] Speaker B: Everywhere. And I want to see him more places. [00:47:38] Speaker A: He like you. [00:47:39] Speaker B: You know what? You're like, Questlove. [00:47:40] Speaker A: Questlove of Chicago. [00:47:41] Speaker B: I love Questlove of Chicago. All right. Goodbye, lady. [00:47:45] Speaker A: That's it. [00:47:50] Speaker C: Okay. Jimmy Fallon. I was like, girl, you couldn't do it a dry February for this. [00:47:58] Speaker A: No, he stays. [00:47:59] Speaker C: He was like, chevy Chase. We love you, man. I was like, do we? I thought the whole bit was that we didn't. [00:48:04] Speaker B: That was good, though. That was a really good impression. How do you feel about. How do you feel about Jimmy Fallon. Like, in general, though. [00:48:17] Speaker C: Boot. [00:48:18] Speaker B: Thank you. [00:48:19] Speaker C: I'm. Well, honestly, like, they put him back in, like, one of the sketches and I was like, oh, you were like, not good at sketch. Com. [00:48:25] Speaker B: No. [00:48:25] Speaker C: And then I was like, was he ever like. I guess he kind of was never good at sketch comedy. Like, his whole thing was that he was always breaking and like. Yeah, Being like, oh, you know. And like, he did Weekend Update, I think, right? [00:48:35] Speaker B: Yeah, sure. [00:48:36] Speaker C: Honestly, I feel like I just. He seems like a crazy person. Yeah, he seems like one of those, like, Hollywood just, like, kind of has, like, he's done a complete 180 of who he used to be. [00:48:47] Speaker B: He's that dude at the party that's like, trying to explain the board game. And like, when you're trying to vibe, he's like, guys, listen, guys, these are the rules. This is what you have to do. I don't feel like I could, like, relax around him, to be honest. [00:49:01] Speaker A: I agree. Or he'd be like that guy who's like, pressuring you to drink where you're not trying to drink. He's like, just one more. [00:49:06] Speaker B: Just one more. [00:49:07] Speaker A: Or like, you're trying to leave the party and he's like, just one more, man. Come on. And you're like, dude, I gotta fucking work tomorrow. [00:49:13] Speaker C: Like, they could literally have, like, the worst of humanity on his show. And he will just be like, oh, what's up, man? [00:49:19] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, yeah. [00:49:20] Speaker C: Like, ever since, like, ever since the Trump hair tussle, I'm like, I see you. Yeah, you will do anything for a check. Like, you have no morals or bounds. Like, you just want to be Hollywood's little pretty boy forever. [00:49:32] Speaker B: Yeah, and he ain't that pretty either. [00:49:35] Speaker A: No, he, him and Ryan Reynolds looked rough. [00:49:39] Speaker C: Meanwhile, Seth Meyers zaddy, zaddy, zaddy. [00:49:42] Speaker A: I also wanted him to be rated higher in the Weekend Update with Bill Murray Talk. Wait, can we talk about Bill Murray? One foot in the grave, one foot on the gravel. [00:49:51] Speaker C: Not a one foot. [00:49:52] Speaker A: Yes, girl. I was like, oh, Bill looking like. [00:49:54] Speaker B: George Lopez from the Hudson show. That was something else. [00:49:58] Speaker C: George Einstein. [00:49:59] Speaker B: George Einstein, girl. I said, don't move too fast. [00:50:03] Speaker A: I literally texted my group chat like, bill Murray's one foot in the grave. [00:50:07] Speaker B: One foot on the grave on the banana pellet, literally. [00:50:10] Speaker A: I'm concerned. I don't. I don't know how much longer we have with Bill. [00:50:14] Speaker C: Okay? Honestly, that whole, like, celebration of all the update anchors, it was, like, very iconic. But honestly, I just am not like a Che and Joe fan. No, I just, I'M like, compared to, like, the whole, like, they have this whole legendary roster of, like, iconic people. And then there was, like, Che and Joe. So I'm like, yeah, like, I get it. [00:50:33] Speaker B: Like, they're there. [00:50:34] Speaker C: They're there. They're very, very, like. I don't know, they're very plain. They feel like, very safe choices. [00:50:40] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:50:40] Speaker B: I think the only time that I'll like, okay, they're actually funny is when they do, like, the switch jokes. [00:50:46] Speaker C: Exactly. [00:50:47] Speaker A: Yes. [00:50:47] Speaker B: Yeah. Then other than that, I'm like, skip. Yeah, we're fine. [00:50:50] Speaker A: And I also feel like snl, like, when we were growing up, it was, like, so quotable. Like, you go to school the next day and be like, more cowbell or like, whatever. And now it's like, there's not that many characters. [00:51:04] Speaker C: Exactly. [00:51:04] Speaker A: You know what I mean? It was literally cheerleaders fucking Wayne's World ladies, man. Debbie Downer. We had the water cooler talk, and now it's like, they don't really have characters like that anymore. [00:51:21] Speaker B: I'm not motivated to watch it right now. [00:51:23] Speaker C: No, it's very. It feels very Internet focused now. And the problem with it is that, like, it's on a Saturday, so if something happens on a Tuesday, by the time they get to covering it. [00:51:34] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:51:35] Speaker C: The way that the news cycle works and the way that, like, Twitter or X or whatever you want to call it and tick tock will just draw the life out of a bit. [00:51:42] Speaker B: Absolutely. [00:51:42] Speaker C: By the time it gets to Saturday and they're doing, like, you know, skibidi, I'm like, girl, yeah, yeah. Seen it. [00:51:49] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:51:50] Speaker C: That's why, like, they did that Domingo sketch and, like, it's, like, been the most popular thing they've done recently. I'm like, well, this is what happens when you do, like, something that is timeless and original. I guess not super timeless. Cause it's based on the song, but fresh. But. Yeah, exactly. It's not contingent on something that just happened in pop culture or in the politics or whatever. Whatever. Whatever. [00:52:11] Speaker A: Yeah. Speaking of Domenico, I feel like Sabrina and him. There was a little vibe. [00:52:17] Speaker B: There was a little vibe. [00:52:18] Speaker A: Are they the next Kim and Pete? [00:52:19] Speaker C: Oh, girl, they're short and sweet. [00:52:21] Speaker B: Oh, okay. [00:52:23] Speaker C: That was good. [00:52:23] Speaker A: That was amazing. That was good. You ate that. You ate that. But I kind of considered see them being the next Kim and Pete, like, a little. [00:52:31] Speaker B: I could kind of see it. [00:52:32] Speaker A: There was a vibe. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I'm here for it. [00:52:35] Speaker B: I'm still, like, holding out for the little announcements from From Little Pedro himself. We'll see. [00:52:41] Speaker A: I know, I know. And a part of me is like, maybe he'll never say anything because he's just like, I am who I am. [00:52:48] Speaker C: Oh, y'all want Pedro Pascal to come out? [00:52:50] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:52:51] Speaker C: I mean, you know, he was doing Bad Bunny in the back, girl. [00:52:55] Speaker A: So am I the quest love of Chicago. What can he do? [00:53:00] Speaker C: Kelton was laying down roots. [00:53:05] Speaker B: He was laying his roots in me. [00:53:08] Speaker C: You know, he was like, all right, let's go Bad Bunny. [00:53:14] Speaker A: But speaking of Kim and Pete, I do get goosebumps thinking of them interacting. Especially now. Pete's looking snatched after he got them tattoos removed. He did that? [00:53:24] Speaker C: That's crazy. [00:53:25] Speaker B: It was insane. What is it? [00:53:26] Speaker A: The campaign? Reformation. Reformation. [00:53:29] Speaker B: Reformation. [00:53:30] Speaker A: That campaign. I was like, oh, wow, he's. [00:53:33] Speaker B: He looks slick. [00:53:33] Speaker A: He looks slick. [00:53:35] Speaker C: I kinda want him to have, like a few tattoos. [00:53:36] Speaker A: He does have a couple, but he got majority of them. [00:53:40] Speaker C: I feel like that was kind of his, like, his thing, his, like, little, you know, the little spice that made him interesting. Compared to now, he just looks like a regular kind of. [00:53:48] Speaker A: I mean, he put Rat Face boys on the map, period. [00:53:52] Speaker B: Oh, yes. [00:53:53] Speaker A: He started that. [00:53:54] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [00:53:54] Speaker A: He opened the doors. You know, we wouldn't have a challengers if it wasn't for Pete Davidson. [00:54:00] Speaker B: Thank you, Petey. [00:54:01] Speaker A: Thank you, Pete. We love you. [00:54:03] Speaker C: We love you. [00:54:04] Speaker A: But, you know, they were, like, chopping it up a little bit also, if y'all geek out like I do over just hearing about after parties. Cause I was like this. [00:54:14] Speaker B: I love it. [00:54:15] Speaker A: They probably got so fucked up. I would kill to be a fly on that wall. [00:54:19] Speaker B: Yes. [00:54:19] Speaker A: I will link in the description of the episode. There's a Vogue article that describes everything from the after party. That is 10 out of 10. I highly recommend giving it a read. They just paint the perfect picture of who was hanging out with who. Steve Martin in the Corner with Catherine O'Hara. Her heels are off. And I was just, ugh. [00:54:42] Speaker C: They probably had, like, the best cocaine in the. [00:54:45] Speaker B: I was literally about to say, like. [00:54:47] Speaker C: The most expensive designer cocaine. [00:54:49] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:54:50] Speaker B: I've never done coke and I'm like, gimme, gimme, gimme. It's probably so fresh as. [00:54:56] Speaker C: Fresh as white winter snow. [00:54:58] Speaker A: Speaking of white winter, let's get into the white loaded. [00:55:01] Speaker C: Okay, wait. That transition kind of aimed. [00:55:03] Speaker A: That was really good. I'm working on it, girl. [00:55:07] Speaker B: White winter, white cast. [00:55:08] Speaker C: Let's do it. [00:55:09] Speaker A: Oh, my God. This. We have one episode and like, holy shit. [00:55:14] Speaker B: It's already fed me. [00:55:15] Speaker A: It fed me so much. There's a tweet by Prof. Noctis. I'll link that as well. Cause I don't even know if I said that name right. But he said, how can White Lotus develop characters from 0 to 100 in just an hour? Absolute, masterful storytelling. This is a show that knows how to respect the viewer's time. [00:55:35] Speaker B: Yeah, absolutely. [00:55:36] Speaker A: And I was like, that's literally t. Mike White gets it. [00:55:40] Speaker B: Absolutely. [00:55:41] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:55:42] Speaker C: I mean, honestly, I feel like a lot of people probably. I feel like White Lotus is one of those shows that people who don't normally watch prestige television might tune in for. Cause it is a lot more pop. Culturally relevant. And honestly, I feel like that's why people are gagged when they're like, wow, this TV show has really good writing. I'm like, well, yeah, yeah, yeah. Way too. Like, there's, like, a lot of shows on HBO that are like, that kind of tea, like, if you really take the time to get into it. But White Lotus has done such a good job of, like, also being mainstream at the same time. [00:56:11] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:56:12] Speaker C: It's just. It. It eats. [00:56:13] Speaker B: I feel like it has, like, a. It's, like, good for pulling you in so, so fast. [00:56:18] Speaker C: Yes. [00:56:18] Speaker B: Because I think from the beginning, you're like, ooh. Like, I don't know what's about to happen. Like, they don't really lay anything out, but they're like, there's something here. There's, like, some mysteries already. [00:56:28] Speaker A: I mean, the first five minutes, they came in literally guns blazing. [00:56:32] Speaker B: Guns blazing. [00:56:33] Speaker A: One thing about us. It's an American show. One thing about us. We're gonna bring guns. [00:56:37] Speaker B: Yeah, we're gonna bring guns. [00:56:38] Speaker A: We're gonna bring the guns to Thailand. Okay. [00:56:40] Speaker B: I was like. And, like, such, like, a turn from how the usual killing of the season is. I was like, is this mass. Are we doing a mass shooting in the season? [00:56:52] Speaker A: I don't know. I don't know. [00:56:54] Speaker C: I was the one, technically. What's her name? Jennifer Coolidge did a mass shooting on that boat. [00:57:00] Speaker A: What's her name? Put some respect on that. [00:57:02] Speaker C: I was not sure if I was. I was trying to say the character. [00:57:05] Speaker A: Tanya. [00:57:05] Speaker C: Tanya, yeah, Tanya. Tanya was just shooting up the gays on the boat. [00:57:11] Speaker A: I will say I was reading, doing my research, as I do, and Mike White said that the themes of this season are death, reincarnation, and spirituality. So I'm wondering. One of my theories is that I think Tanya is. [00:57:29] Speaker C: Especially with Greg, that was. [00:57:32] Speaker A: I feel like she's gonna be haunting them. [00:57:36] Speaker B: I hope so. [00:57:36] Speaker C: I hope so. [00:57:37] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, just with Greg being there, Belinda being there. I feel like there's going to be a haunting. [00:57:43] Speaker C: Wait, I have like a theory that I think is kind of. Okay, so there's the three ladies. Right? There's the. [00:57:49] Speaker A: Yes. Leslie B. Trio. Monahan, Carrie Coon, Jacqueline Kate, and Leslie. [00:57:55] Speaker C: Whichever one Carrie Coon is playing. The one who immediately started crying. [00:57:59] Speaker A: Yes. [00:58:00] Speaker C: I think that she is Portia's mom from the second season. [00:58:07] Speaker A: Oh. [00:58:08] Speaker C: Because there was like a one little bit where they mentioned that, like, they're like. And your daughter is growing up to be so cool. And like when you do a side by side, like, they kind of look alike. [00:58:16] Speaker B: That's so interesting. [00:58:18] Speaker A: That's a good thing. [00:58:19] Speaker C: And like, with the Greg coming back of it all. And they're both kind of the same. They both kind of have that same. Like, they want. They're around these people who are a little more fabulous and they have low self esteem. [00:58:29] Speaker A: Yeah, Yeah, I like. [00:58:31] Speaker B: Yeah, that's good. Yeah, I'm stealing that. [00:58:33] Speaker C: I'm the same haircut. [00:58:34] Speaker B: I'm gonna go home and be like, babe, I have this theory. [00:58:36] Speaker C: No, absolutely. Please. [00:58:38] Speaker A: And it's funny. Cause another thing. Mike White said that seasons one and two were dress rehearsals for this season. [00:58:45] Speaker B: Really? Okay. I'm excited. [00:58:47] Speaker C: That's crazy. I mean, I definitely felt that way from going from season. Season one was great. And then season two was clearly like, oh, we figured this shit out. [00:58:54] Speaker A: Like, yeah. [00:58:55] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:58:55] Speaker C: So if it's even better, I'm gonna lose my mind. [00:58:57] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:58:58] Speaker C: I'm already super into the, like, the. Tyler. [00:59:01] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:59:01] Speaker C: Whose ass do you want to see get eaten? [00:59:04] Speaker B: The brothers, probably the brothers. [00:59:05] Speaker C: You want to see them each other's ass? [00:59:07] Speaker A: There's some weird incesty stuff going on. Oh, yeah, it's very. [00:59:12] Speaker C: He literally was like. The sister was hot. He said, what the hell? My brother was watching him and I. [00:59:18] Speaker A: Think he wanted him to. [00:59:19] Speaker B: He did. He kept the door open and everything. Yeah. [00:59:21] Speaker A: I was like, oh, I don't. And I mean, another thing that Mike White said is like, a lot of this season is gonna be people reflecting. They're mirrors of each other. So the dad and the family and then the asshole guy, the Walter Goggins. Yeah. They're kind of mirrors of each other. And it's like, what's more of a mirror than a sexual encounter with someone that shares your DNA? Like the same gene pool. [00:59:49] Speaker B: Oh, that's good. [00:59:50] Speaker A: You know what I mean? So that's. I feel like there's. [00:59:53] Speaker C: I will say the problem with that storyline is that a lot of Gays on Twitter are like, ah, finally I can come out and say, I hooked up with my cousin. Oh, God. They're like, I'm so glad we're finally getting incest representation from all the gays. That's fucked up. [01:00:07] Speaker B: Incest representation of my relationship. We look exactly alike. I said, hear me out, guys. Actually, maybe it's beautiful. [01:00:17] Speaker A: I feel like Belinda also is, like, toxic positivity down where she's like, everything's gonna be great. I'm so happy to be here. And it's like, clearly it's not good. [01:00:27] Speaker B: See, I'm like, are you setting something up? The way she's talking so positively. I'm like, oh, you're setting something up. That's gonna be disastrous. [01:00:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:00:35] Speaker B: I'm so scared. [01:00:36] Speaker C: That was her son in the opening. [01:00:38] Speaker A: Yes. [01:00:39] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:00:39] Speaker A: Yes. He said, my mom wanted me to come here. [01:00:42] Speaker C: Sexy ass son. [01:00:44] Speaker A: Yeah. Very, very cute. So I feel like there's even. I was bummed that they changed the intro because it's been the same intro for the last couple seasons, but I feel like it's like some Game of Thrones, like, Easter eggs in there. There's some symbolism in there. So I'm looking forward to the. [01:00:59] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. The intro always has, like, lots of little moments. And I was, like, trying to pause. I was like, let me just watch. [01:01:04] Speaker A: I know. I was very into it. I'm super excited for this season. And. Okay, so we have to do our signature segment with our guests. Yes. I'm excited. Okay, so we have our apps. Light watching, you know, cute little whatever that you're into. And then your main course, like, what you ate up this week and your dessert, like, what is a guilty little pleasure that you're watching? [01:01:33] Speaker B: Okay. My apps, I would say it's not a light watch, but I'm saying only because there's only one episode is the White Lotus. I'm like, it's an appetizer for something that's much, much bigger. So that's my little app for this week. [01:01:49] Speaker A: I love that. [01:01:50] Speaker B: Yeah. My main course, I'm really into Love is Blind right now. Really into Love is Bland. [01:01:55] Speaker A: You mean love is bland this season. [01:01:57] Speaker B: Actually, I'm like, I cannot keep up. They all look nice. [01:02:01] Speaker A: It is the season that they've had. [01:02:03] Speaker B: All men, and there's, like, two black men. They're only showing one. [01:02:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:02:08] Speaker B: And I'm like. And he's okay. [01:02:11] Speaker A: And he's got both of the Bertinny. Both of the black girls. [01:02:17] Speaker B: Both of the black girls. Yeah. [01:02:18] Speaker A: What? [01:02:20] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. And then there's people there that I'm like, I've not seen you in a pod. [01:02:23] Speaker A: Yeah. But I do like that they're focusing more on the pod. [01:02:27] Speaker B: I agree. [01:02:28] Speaker A: I do like that pod time. I know some people are like, it's boring. But I kind of like seeing, like, what's going on in there. [01:02:34] Speaker B: All the men talk the same. They're like, oh, they do. You're doing something to me. I don't know. I like you. I like you. And they're all like, have, like, the vocal fry. And, like, yeah, I definitely want kids. You're speaking my language. Have you seen the movie Her? [01:02:52] Speaker A: Do a shot every time. Do a shot every time. Brings up the movie Her. Oh, my God. [01:02:58] Speaker B: That's my top three movie. I love that movie. Interstellar. Top three movie. Oh, no. Okay. [01:03:06] Speaker A: And I'm someone who loves those movies, and I'm like, please stop bringing them up. You're tarnishing it. [01:03:11] Speaker B: What snack are you having today? Feeling carnivorous, huh? I like you. You're doing something to me. I'm like, I could be in this show. I could do this. [01:03:21] Speaker A: Questlove of Chicago. [01:03:22] Speaker C: Questlove of Chicago. [01:03:23] Speaker B: Let's get into it. [01:03:24] Speaker A: Let's get into it, baby. [01:03:25] Speaker C: Questlove is blind. [01:03:31] Speaker A: What's your dessert? [01:03:32] Speaker B: My dessert right now. It's not a watch. It's kind of a watch on Twitter. The RU girls are getting into it, but it's like previous RU Girl and current RU Girl. So Luxx, Noir London and her daughter Lana Jarre, they're just fighting off the fans. And I'm like, lana Jarre, you are mid. You are mid this season. [01:03:50] Speaker A: She is. [01:03:50] Speaker B: And the fans are calling her out. And then Luxx is like, don't call my daughter mid. My daughter's just like me. I said, don't say that. [01:03:55] Speaker C: Yeah, No, I don't say that about myself. Because when the fans were coming for Luxx, I was like, get behind me. Luxx. [01:04:00] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, I know. [01:04:01] Speaker B: Luxx, I will defend. But I'm. [01:04:03] Speaker C: I feel like every time Luxx was like, I'm that bitch. I'm that bitch. Like, she was. She was 100% okay, Lana. Every time she walks the Runway. And I was gonna point this out, and then Bob the Drag Queen pointed it out on Sibling Rivalry too. She goes, I don't usually wear this. Literally every. There's been three weeks in a row where she goes, I don't usually wear something like this. I'm like, what do you wear? [01:04:22] Speaker B: And I'm like, yeah, yeah. [01:04:24] Speaker C: She was like, I don't usually wear dresses. I don't usually wear pants. I don't usually wear a top. I was like, we're out of things. [01:04:30] Speaker A: I mean, with that body, it's like, stop relying on that. [01:04:33] Speaker C: She's like, I don't usually wear sponges. I'm like, okay, then what's left? [01:04:38] Speaker A: What's left, honey? Okay, that's a good meal. That's a high vibrational meal. [01:04:43] Speaker C: A little drama. [01:04:43] Speaker A: A thousand percent. [01:04:44] Speaker C: A little drama for dessert. [01:04:45] Speaker B: A little drama for dessert. [01:04:47] Speaker A: I would say my app this week would also be White Lotus. One episode in and I am locked the fuck in. [01:04:55] Speaker B: Oh, absolutely. [01:04:55] Speaker A: Shout out to Lucius Malfoy. Oh my God, eat it up. I'm excited to see what he gets into. So that's definitely my app. I would say my main course is severance. [01:05:09] Speaker B: Ooh. [01:05:10] Speaker C: Oh, severance. [01:05:11] Speaker A: My God, it is so good. I cannot wait to watch it this week, you guys. It is so good. And not to be all like pretentious, but just the way it's made, there's so many beautiful cinematography and symbolism and it just, just the cast. [01:05:30] Speaker B: The cast. [01:05:31] Speaker A: There was a huge, big thing. I'm not gonna. I mean, I can't spoil it. Y'all let me know if y'all want me to get into it next week. I will gladly do that. But severance has really been mouthwatering delicious. And I would say that my dessert this week was summerhouse. Summerhouse was tea this week. Ciara, my girl ciara, she let Mr. West have it at the dinner table in front of everybody. [01:06:04] Speaker C: She said, I've been doing this in Scotland for the past couple weeks. [01:06:06] Speaker B: Exactly. [01:06:07] Speaker C: One thing I know how to do is sit at a table, right, and read somebody. [01:06:11] Speaker A: Absolutely. And she did. And I was so proud of her because I could tell it was hard for her. She's not someone who is very comfortable talking about emotions and vulnerability and things like that. I can relate. But I was really proud of her for being like, no, you disrespected me. You could talk to the New York Times, but not to me, that you don't wanna be with me. And she let him have it in front of everybody. She said, they all gonna be asking anyway. They all wanna find out. So let's do it right here. He just sat there looking like my sleep paralysis demon, literally. [01:06:48] Speaker C: Your sleep paralysis demon is like a mid white dude. [01:06:51] Speaker A: Well, there's. Yes, yes, trauma scares me. It scares me, truly. But there was one part where Kyle says to her, do you like his hair. And she says, no, I think it sucks. And I was like, damn, I would really unalive myself. That's a good way to hurt someone. Your hair looks like shit. Ooh. [01:07:12] Speaker C: Yeah. Kyle was like, what kind of guy has a mullet? [01:07:16] Speaker A: Well, no, he's got this weird. It's funny. Cause his Instagram profile picture is a picture of DW from Arthur. And he's kind of giving that. [01:07:24] Speaker B: Oh, I can see that. [01:07:25] Speaker A: All right. She's kind of giving that. So, yeah, that's my meal for this week. [01:07:30] Speaker C: Delicious. [01:07:32] Speaker A: Let me get this. No crumbs. [01:07:33] Speaker C: No crumbs. [01:07:34] Speaker A: Okay. Matt, what's yours? [01:07:35] Speaker C: Well, my appetizer is I saw the movie Companion Love on Monday. It was really good. It was like a good combination of a movie that was deep, but also a movie that was just not too deep that I could just enjoy it for what it was. It was, you know, above, like an MCU type movie, but, like, below, like an Oscar Academy Award winning, like, nominated movie. Yeah, it was, like, refreshing to see, like, a blockbuster esque movie that was, like, visually very appealing. [01:08:04] Speaker A: It was so fun. [01:08:05] Speaker C: And like, Sophie Thatcher. I mean, I'm gonna transition so my. This into my. My main course, which is Yellowjackets. I am obsessed with Yellowjackets. Like, when I'm not watching it, I've. I've watched the premiere episodes of season three now twice, and I will probably watch them again. Like, when I'm not watching yellowjackets, I'm watching YouTube videos analyzing yellowjackets. I follow literally all of them on social media. Like, I just love each of them so much. Like, I don't know what it is about this show specifically. It's like, I feel like I haven't felt this, like, about a show since, like, Buffy. Like, Buffy is a show that really, like, connected with me. One where I'm, like, constantly rewatching and re. Watching and watching clips and watching, you know, you know, Buffy and Spike, like, compilations. And now I'm watching, you know, Van and Ty compilations. And like, just the theories. And like, there's so much, like, behind, like, what's going on in the wilderness. And like, this season specifically, like, the adult timeline has, in my opinion, caught up in quality. [01:09:06] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [01:09:06] Speaker C: Because I was never the biggest fan of the adult timeline because it would be like, you know, these girls eating each other in the woods. And then it would be Shauna being like, huh, my life's kind of boring. [01:09:15] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [01:09:15] Speaker C: Which, like, I get what they're trying to do do with that. But, like, now that like, the actual Yellowjackets are all kind of back in the adult timeline and are interacting with one another. I'm like, this is tea. [01:09:26] Speaker B: It's tea. [01:09:27] Speaker C: Like, they really. They had to get rid of Ty's wife and senatorship because it was just not working. And like, I'm so much more interested in seeing her and Van as adults. [01:09:37] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [01:09:37] Speaker C: I think she briefly was like, ah, I got impeached. Anyway, let's get into it. Aren't you the senator of New Jersey? [01:09:44] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [01:09:45] Speaker A: Like that matters. [01:09:48] Speaker C: It definitely matters. She took like a sabbatical to go to Lottie's cult. [01:09:53] Speaker A: Hey, in 2025. What does that matter? [01:09:55] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. [01:09:56] Speaker A: Okay. Yeah, it doesn't. [01:09:58] Speaker C: And then my dessert is drag race season 17, especially Untucked. Untucked is fun this season. I feel like every episode so far. Well, here's the interesting thing about drag race season 17. I would say 75% of the cast is not doing a good job. [01:10:15] Speaker B: No, but they're giving the drama. [01:10:18] Speaker C: Exactly. But every episode there is a lot to talk about. [01:10:22] Speaker B: Yes. [01:10:23] Speaker C: There is a lot to digest. And sometimes part of the. It's entertaining to watch people go on the show and be like, oh, I've been doing drag for a year on Instagram and now I'm here to slay. And watching them kind of get chewed up and spit out by RuPaul, who's. Oh, you want critiques? [01:10:42] Speaker B: And then Lexi, I'm living in a crack house pissing on bottles. Sorry. [01:10:47] Speaker C: She was like, so who started doing drag on Halloween? And Susie was like, I started. She was like, well, I was doing that immediately. Well, I started doing drag. Cause I had no choice. [01:10:56] Speaker B: I had to live on that. I'm like, okay. [01:10:59] Speaker C: Susie was like, okay, wait, wait. [01:11:02] Speaker B: Okay. I need your opinions on Susie. Love you. Love Susie. [01:11:07] Speaker A: Yeah, fight me. [01:11:09] Speaker C: So I. [01:11:09] Speaker B: And I just might. [01:11:12] Speaker C: I think she's. I like what she's serving. But after the last episode, she definitely fell off. [01:11:18] Speaker B: That's my thing. [01:11:18] Speaker C: I've never seen someone fall off so hard in one episode. [01:11:21] Speaker A: I mean, I'm not saying that she ate in Snatch Game. It was surprisingly disappointing. Cause as being a theater fun girly, she. [01:11:29] Speaker C: But it was weird. Cause I feel like if she existed in the space of being an underdog all season, she'd be someone to root for. But now she's like, cocky as hell. [01:11:38] Speaker A: Yeah. It's getting to her head. [01:11:39] Speaker B: That's the person I think I love a good cockiness. If she's playful, I think she Takes herself way too seriously. [01:11:45] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:11:46] Speaker B: And I'm like, you just need to chill. Just, like, vibe with the girls and just, like, chill. [01:11:49] Speaker C: Yeah, true. But it's like, earlier in the season, I feel like they were coming for her when it was unjustified. Like, they were like, we hate the outfit. I was like, oh, girl. Like, let her live her little clown fantasy. [01:11:59] Speaker A: Now. [01:11:59] Speaker C: They were like, we hate your Snatch Game. And I was like, that's correct. [01:12:01] Speaker B: And I hate her makeup. Yeah, it's bad. [01:12:03] Speaker C: I hate. Hate your hair and makeup. [01:12:06] Speaker A: It's like, yeah, but I still am rooting for her. [01:12:09] Speaker C: Well, I'm not. I mean, this is an. On your nerve. [01:12:11] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. [01:12:12] Speaker C: Or on boss. [01:12:13] Speaker A: 1,000%. [01:12:13] Speaker B: I mean, like, a thousand percent. [01:12:14] Speaker A: I'm rooting for my Cleveland girl always or literally. Been saying that from the jump. [01:12:19] Speaker C: Or I love Jules Sparkles Tea. That's my top two. [01:12:23] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:12:23] Speaker B: Yes. Oh, absolutely. [01:12:25] Speaker A: Well, for me, top two. I would say Anya nerve. Or I do kind of like Arrietty. Whatever. I think. [01:12:35] Speaker C: Okay. [01:12:35] Speaker A: I think she's a great designer. [01:12:36] Speaker B: She's a great designer. [01:12:37] Speaker C: Oh, her Instagram is great. [01:12:38] Speaker B: She's a great look queen. [01:12:39] Speaker A: She's a good look queen. [01:12:40] Speaker B: Anything else? [01:12:41] Speaker A: Anything else? You're right. [01:12:43] Speaker C: That's true. It was hard to watch her be like, I'm a baby. [01:12:47] Speaker A: That's true. I mean, I'm not even thinking about Snatch Game. I'm just thinking about. I feel like Snatch Game was not. No. Besides, Anya, it was. [01:12:57] Speaker C: You didn't like big Miss Big Feet? [01:12:59] Speaker A: Oh, Miss Big Feet. [01:13:00] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, she did. Big feet was good. [01:13:02] Speaker A: Jules did eat that. She did eat that. [01:13:03] Speaker C: But they got. [01:13:04] Speaker B: I thought Lexi's, like, Lexi's was funny in the way that, like, you know, just the way she. [01:13:09] Speaker C: It was a very, like, meta. [01:13:10] Speaker A: Yeah, it was more meta than anything. Yeah. And this has been very meta because I'm living my dream with two of my favorite people. [01:13:22] Speaker B: Shut up. [01:13:22] Speaker A: Oh, my God. Kelton, thank you so much. Like, truly, thank you. Thank you so much for coming. I knew this was going to be the vibes. I was so excited, and I'm just so honored that you took time out of your busy schedule being the Questlove of Chicago. [01:13:38] Speaker B: Questlove of Chicago. Clock it. Gag it. [01:13:41] Speaker A: Gag it. [01:13:41] Speaker C: Play the drums for us. [01:13:43] Speaker B: Oh, I think we're running out of time. [01:13:47] Speaker A: Where can the girlies find you? [01:13:49] Speaker B: They can find me on Instagram. Eltoneals K E L T O N N E A L S and find me everywhere at Chicago. Because I'm the Questlove. [01:13:58] Speaker A: Literally. [01:13:58] Speaker C: Where can't we find you can find. [01:14:00] Speaker B: Me on stage IO at the Housewives of Chicago. Right. [01:14:05] Speaker C: We have said the name wrong every single time. [01:14:08] Speaker A: That's so true. [01:14:09] Speaker B: Not being the director. [01:14:12] Speaker C: Kel$find me at the improvised Housewives of Chicago bio. [01:14:17] Speaker A: I do say Chicago most of the time. I'm not gonna lie. [01:14:20] Speaker B: Just Improvised Housewives. [01:14:21] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. [01:14:22] Speaker B: The only one. The only one that should exist. [01:14:24] Speaker A: T. Boop. Matt Bloop. Thanks, producer. Love ya, bitch. [01:14:29] Speaker C: Thank you so much. [01:14:30] Speaker A: And thank you guys. I love you guys so much. I hope y'all have fun, and we will see you next week. Bye. That was.