Welcome To The Dish, Carbo Carter!

[00:00:18] Speaker A: Hello, hello, hello to the girlies. K's and as. Welcome to the Dish with Tish. This is not just a podcast. This is a cultural reset the moment. So thwart your fan, clutch your pearls, and prepare to ascend. Grab yourself a high vibrational plate, because we're about to dish. Hello, hello, hello to our first premiere episode of Dish with Tish. Now, if you don't know me, my name is Cyntisha Coates. I'm a Chicago comedian, esthetician, and overall pop culture girly reality TV star, to name a few. And I am here with two of my favorite people in life on this planet. Okay. I'm here with my producer, creative director, Mat. [00:01:17] Speaker B: Hello. She doesn't know how to say my last name. I don't. [00:01:21] Speaker A: He clocked it. She doesn't know how to say my last name. [00:01:23] Speaker C: Stu. [00:01:23] Speaker A: So stuff she would sew. [00:01:25] Speaker B: Ste you sew? [00:01:25] Speaker A: Do you sew? [00:01:26] Speaker B: Do you sew? [00:01:27] Speaker C: So do you sew? [00:01:29] Speaker A: Do you sew? [00:01:29] Speaker C: Do you sew? [00:01:30] Speaker B: So, so, so, so. I'm so, so. [00:01:33] Speaker A: Okay, that's exactly Matthew. He's so, so, so. And my best, Judy, the comedian, the ADHD queen, the fashion. She's setting on business. This is a podcast, but for the YouTubers. Look at Kim. Kim is standing on business. Okay, Ms. Kimberly Ehime Eheime. [00:01:58] Speaker C: Girl, you're not getting a single. [00:02:00] Speaker B: You guys fuck Satisha Cote. [00:02:04] Speaker C: It's the people you love that you hurt the most. [00:02:08] Speaker B: This is my best. What was your name again? [00:02:11] Speaker C: Kim with a Y. [00:02:12] Speaker B: She's been my friend for years. I want to say Kim. [00:02:18] Speaker A: Well, we actually say Kim. Kim. Kim. [00:02:21] Speaker C: I do say my name with a Y for no apparent reason. [00:02:24] Speaker A: That's Kim. Okay, so clocked. I'm sorry. I'm just so excited that I can't even, like, articulate the words, y'all. [00:02:32] Speaker B: That's a good safe. That's a good save. [00:02:33] Speaker A: Thank you. Thank you for that. Thank you for that. I mean, I'm truly, like, overwhelmed by the content in 2025 already. And that's a big reason why we're starting this pod, is to talk about all the things happening in pop culture. [00:02:51] Speaker B: Like, your plate is full. [00:02:52] Speaker A: My plate is full. Seconds, thirds, fourths, fifths. [00:02:56] Speaker C: You have to go boxes upon to go boxes full. [00:02:59] Speaker B: I have. [00:03:00] Speaker C: That's how much media we have. [00:03:01] Speaker A: Yeah. Yes. And I was talking to someone and I said I was trying to find a podcast or a YouTube show or something that was talking about all of these things, and it didn't exist. And she was like, well, you need to Be the one to create that space. And I said, you know what? You're fucking right. So here we are. [00:03:21] Speaker C: Dish with Tish baby. [00:03:22] Speaker B: She dishes in her everyday life, always. [00:03:25] Speaker C: And when we wash, there's no dirt on the dish. [00:03:29] Speaker B: Yeah, she got that dawn spray. [00:03:30] Speaker A: Yes. Power wash. Oh, the power wash is powerful. [00:03:35] Speaker B: This is about to be a Dawn ever. [00:03:36] Speaker A: I was gonna say this is not a plug. This is not sponsored, but it could be. [00:03:40] Speaker C: That's crazy. I have a little baby duckling in my. [00:03:43] Speaker B: It is kinda crazy how much they market themselves over how they can wash a duck if the need ever arose. It works for me. It's such a weird way to market household dish soap. [00:03:54] Speaker A: It works for me. [00:03:55] Speaker C: It works for me too. [00:03:56] Speaker A: It works for me. [00:03:57] Speaker B: In case there's ever a dirty duck. [00:03:58] Speaker A: In my house, there's several. So there's a lot happening in pop culture right now. And if you're a pop culture fan, especially if you're a Bravo girly, you need to check on your Bravo addicted friends, because we are not okay. We are not okay. [00:04:16] Speaker B: It's overwhelming. [00:04:17] Speaker A: It's overwhelming. Our heads are spinning. There's so reunion after reunion. [00:04:22] Speaker B: There's two reunions on at the same time right now. That's kind of crazy. [00:04:25] Speaker A: We're about to have three reunions. Salt Lake, New York, and Potomac. [00:04:31] Speaker B: Wow. It's a lot. [00:04:33] Speaker A: It's a lot. Our heads are spinning. On screen, off screen. We've got traders, the Grammys, Grammys. There's. There's just a lot, you guys. So I. I don't even know where to start. Oh my God. Literally. So let's get into one of our signature segments, our apps, our main course in our desserts. So the apps are light, watching what's giving us life and inspo. Our mains are what it's keeping us fed in our desserts or just our little guilty pleasures, if you will. Hehe. [00:05:11] Speaker B: Oh, should we go Appetizer? Appetizer, Appetizer. [00:05:13] Speaker A: Yes. I love that. [00:05:15] Speaker C: I love that. This is a conversation, not a dictation. So. So my app is 100 Dolchi, winning the Grammy for best rap album in the spring speech. That literally lives with me at this very moment and her like, recognizing that not two, but three women are now in this category. Like, such an authentic moment, such, such a beautiful thing to have Cardi give that to her and just like where we are right now, specifically it being Black history Month, like, it was everything and then some for me. I wanted to like make long braids right there as it was Happening and jump rope in it. Like, literally. It was. It was everything for me. It was just what I needed in the Grammys at that moment. And it's a great app. [00:06:05] Speaker A: That's a great app. [00:06:07] Speaker B: Am I opening a can? Is it too early to open a can of worms? [00:06:10] Speaker A: Oh, to the dish. [00:06:13] Speaker B: Well, I just am. Is it. Do you. How do you feel about Nicki never having a Grammy for best Rap Album? [00:06:20] Speaker C: Oh, my God. [00:06:21] Speaker A: It's gaggy. [00:06:22] Speaker B: It is kind of gaggy. [00:06:23] Speaker A: It's gag. Like Pink Friday. [00:06:24] Speaker B: I did look at, like, what year she was nominated and who she lost to, and it was like, okay, what. [00:06:30] Speaker A: Did she lose to? [00:06:31] Speaker B: Like, she lost to, like, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, which is like, okay. Like, yeah, that was a moment too. It's not like she lost, like, some rando, but I don't know. I feel like she paved the way for so many people. [00:06:42] Speaker A: I mean, she did. It is crazy that she doesn't have a best rap album Grammy, but I. [00:06:49] Speaker C: Think that also just goes back to the fact that there's only three women in the category that have won, and that highlights that. But I still. I'm bringing it back to Dochi because she's this moment. [00:07:00] Speaker B: She looks so good too. [00:07:02] Speaker C: Not only that, like, she is standing in her truth. She's. We've literally seen her grown in front of us. Like, she's come from, like, literally tick tock to the Grammys. Like, this was not an overnight success. I feel like that's gonna be the story of if we have anyone else who's, like, just getting their first Grammy. Like, that's so many of these artists right now. Like, they've been putting in the work. It's not just blink twice and I'm here, right? [00:07:27] Speaker A: No, she's been hitting the paint for a long time. And she's also bringing back face tape. Exposed face tape. [00:07:34] Speaker B: Love. [00:07:35] Speaker A: I love that she makes it work. She made it fashion. Okay, so I'm gonna say my appetizer for this week is a little bit off the beaten path. It's a scripted show, but it's one of my favorite shows on tv. I finished it because I have this thing where when I don't want shows to be over, I postpone watching the ending because I can't say goodbye to it. It took me years to watch the series finale of Lost because I was like, I don't want this to be over. But I knew we were starting this show, and I wanted to finish this shrinking. I finished season two of shrinking, and I sobbed so hard. If y'all are not watching this show, it is. Truly. [00:08:24] Speaker C: I'm gonna cry. I'm gonna cry. [00:08:26] Speaker A: It's the best show on tv, and it's so slept on, and I just love everything about it. Just makes me so happy. And that was the perfect app to get me started for content this week. [00:08:42] Speaker C: I. I am now fully in love with Jason Segel. Thank you for putting me onto that show, Tish. Cause I will cry. Cause you put me onto it. Like, girl, you need to cry. You better watch you some shrinking. [00:08:53] Speaker A: Truly, you're gonna cry, but it's not like a this is us cry. It's like, you know what I mean? Cause this is us. It's like, every time it was like, oh, my God. I literally had to stop watching it. Cause I was like, this is too much. Whereas shrieking, it's like a. All the. Feels like you're so happy. You're moved. It helped you in my grief process, and I just appreciate it so much. Harrison Ford, Jessica Williams, Jason Segel. It's 10 out of 10. I love it so much. [00:09:27] Speaker B: So, yeah, can I have your Apple TV plus password? [00:09:30] Speaker C: I have it for a month because I got a new iPhone. [00:09:33] Speaker B: I haven't seen shrinking. I haven't seen Severance. I haven't seen Ted Lasso. [00:09:36] Speaker A: What's the one I watched the Cate Blanchett show. Disclaimer. Oh, my God. [00:09:44] Speaker C: Is it good? [00:09:45] Speaker A: It's so good. It made me question my entire life. Like, I literally was like, am I a bad person? Like, when I finished watching it, I literally was like, because you think it's one way. [00:09:57] Speaker C: You're not selling. I know you think you're selling this. You are not selling. [00:10:00] Speaker B: You want to feel like my shit. [00:10:04] Speaker C: So you're gonna hate yourself at the end of no, because everyone run to it right now because you think it's one way. [00:10:12] Speaker A: You think the story is going one way, and then. [00:10:14] Speaker B: Well, you think the story is one way. [00:10:16] Speaker C: You said, enough. The show is called Disclaimer, and you gave us the disclaimer for disclaimer. [00:10:21] Speaker A: We are good to go. [00:10:22] Speaker C: Love you, Kate. [00:10:23] Speaker A: Liz. Yeah, yeah, it's great. What about you, Max? [00:10:28] Speaker B: Okay, so my. My appetizer is married to medicine, obviously. There's like, so many shows right on right now, and I feel like they kind of get lost in the fold a little bit, which is such a shame, because, like, there's no other Bravo shows that have been delivering, like, the consistency of, like, they have OGs who've been on for, like, 12 years now, like, multiple and, like, not only that, but, like, the relationships that they have actually are so real. Like, when you're watching it, you're like, oh, I'm watching, like, a real fallout. Like, they have history, and, like, that even predates the show. And like, now at this point, they've been doing the show so long that even the ones who didn't know each other before the show, they have history from doing it for 10 years. So, like, when you hear them talking about something that happened, like season one and two, you're like, damn, that's, like, real. [00:11:14] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:11:15] Speaker B: Plus, it's just so satisfying to watch a Bravo show where, you know, where everyone's stream of income is coming from because they're all doctors. [00:11:24] Speaker A: So true. [00:11:25] Speaker B: I'm so tired of watching shows where I'm like, how'd this girl get her mind? [00:11:28] Speaker A: Yes. [00:11:29] Speaker B: And it always ends up being like. [00:11:30] Speaker C: I'm delighted when I find out, you know? [00:11:34] Speaker B: Me too. But, like, it's always like, it's a little untoward. [00:11:38] Speaker C: It's a little like, oh, I like the mystery. [00:11:41] Speaker B: I like the mystery. I'm waiting for the other shoe to fall. [00:11:43] Speaker C: Yeah. I'm like, okay. She's ominous. I love it. [00:11:47] Speaker B: She's omnis. [00:11:48] Speaker C: Yes. She's very omniscient. [00:11:50] Speaker B: Omnis. [00:11:51] Speaker A: She's ominous. [00:11:55] Speaker B: If you're, like, into Housewives and you're not watching Married to Medicine, I think you're only getting half the story. [00:12:00] Speaker C: I feel like I've watched Disclaimer because I'm feeling shamed right now. Right now. [00:12:06] Speaker A: That's a disclaimer for Marriage to Medicine. [00:12:11] Speaker C: I have not seen it. I've had too much on my plate. But I am. I was meaning to the last season, because Phaedra, I was told, is on it. [00:12:19] Speaker A: Yes, she's on this new season. [00:12:21] Speaker B: I have a lot to say about Aphaedra being unmarried to Medicine, but this is just the appetizer, so I shan't get into it. [00:12:27] Speaker A: I could understand it being a hot take because it's like, where the fuck did you come from? [00:12:31] Speaker B: It's like, are you married to medicine? [00:12:34] Speaker A: Yeah. Or are you married at all? And I love her. [00:12:38] Speaker C: Wait, is she married to the law? Is that. What, did they make an exception? [00:12:42] Speaker B: They made an exception cause she's Phaedra. [00:12:44] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:12:44] Speaker B: But, like, it kind of just is, like, Married to Medicine and Phaedra and she's just kind of, like, hanging out. It was clearly like she just had, like. I mean, she's having, like, a phage response right now, like, everywhere. [00:12:54] Speaker A: Yes. [00:12:54] Speaker B: She's on Married to medicine. And then she was on Disney with the star. She was on the Traitors, which was huge, not only for her, but for the traders as well. [00:13:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:13:02] Speaker B: And now they're bringing her back to Real Housewives of Atlanta, which is where I think she, like, thrives, because it just feels like a group of doctors, plus, like, their fun friend. [00:13:13] Speaker A: Okay, our main. [00:13:14] Speaker C: Our main. [00:13:15] Speaker A: What's your main? [00:13:16] Speaker C: Okay, my main course is Beyonce winning the Grammy for album of the year. We were together, Tish, when it happened. [00:13:22] Speaker A: And it was the best. [00:13:24] Speaker C: The best. We've had so many Beyonce moments together, so many iconic Beyonce moments together. Super bowl, the actual Renaissance tour. And I. I had to make this my main course because it is going to be the main bulk of my savings to go to this tour. And I also think it's just a long time coming, you know, and she. She got it. She deserved it. She's the most. She has the most. Nominees. Nominations. I said nominees. I can't even think. It just it. That to me is insane that she's never had it. And I'm just so happy for her. I really am. [00:14:06] Speaker A: Yes. [00:14:07] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:14:08] Speaker A: Well, this is a podcast, but for the people watching, I am donning my cowboy coat sash because my main course is also Beyonce Giselle Knowles Carter winning album of the year for Cowboy motherfucking Carter. [00:14:25] Speaker C: That's right. [00:14:25] Speaker A: Okay. A long, like, she said, a long time coming. And it was one of the best. I just. I had a feeling there were, like, little signs throughout the night where I could sense what was coming between, like, Diana Ross. [00:14:43] Speaker C: The earring moment. And. [00:14:44] Speaker A: Oh, Diana Ross and her hair and her, like, grandiosity and dochi. There were just like, a few little signs like, okay, it might be coming. This might be the fucking year. Taylor hasn't won anything. Like, hopefully it's happening. And I disassociated, like, when that firefighter said Carbo Carter, it was the worst. [00:15:13] Speaker C: But best thing I needed. [00:15:14] Speaker A: It's the new Adele. Dazeem. Yes. [00:15:16] Speaker B: Okay. [00:15:17] Speaker A: But I think Carber. Carber Carter. [00:15:21] Speaker C: Come on, you know how to say cowboy. [00:15:23] Speaker A: I think she was so overwhelmed. Like, holy shit, she's about to come up here and I'm gonna meet her. [00:15:30] Speaker B: That she was like, well, do you remember last year when they were like, he was about to read it and then he goes, here, I'll let you say it. And he just, like, hands it to this old woman and she goes, harry Styles. [00:15:43] Speaker A: Like, how do you not know how to say that? [00:15:45] Speaker B: Well, he was. Because he was like, I'm not about to Be the person that announced that Beyonce lost. Like, you can be. And she was like, oh, that's. [00:15:52] Speaker A: He's like, don't make me sorry. It's Harry Styles. [00:15:56] Speaker C: That's actually appropriate. I think that's the appropriate thing to do. Like, I'm not equipped for this moment in time. [00:16:02] Speaker A: I'd hand it to the envelope, send. [00:16:03] Speaker C: It to the bag. [00:16:04] Speaker A: The girl who, like, sashays the way you. [00:16:07] Speaker C: What are they called? Interns? Intern girl. You do this, you can pay me enough to do this on actual terms. [00:16:11] Speaker A: I don't want this blood on my hands. Bitch, you take it. Okay. You want to be a star so bad. Here. [00:16:16] Speaker C: Here you go. [00:16:16] Speaker A: Front and center. [00:16:17] Speaker B: The girl this year was beautiful. [00:16:19] Speaker C: Gorgeous. [00:16:19] Speaker B: She was stunning. [00:16:20] Speaker A: So the one with the big hair is my friend Marcus's stepsister. [00:16:23] Speaker C: That's right. You got that text? [00:16:25] Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, my God. That's Marcus's stepsister. [00:16:28] Speaker C: Okay. Marcus's stepsister. [00:16:30] Speaker A: Shout out to Marcus. [00:16:31] Speaker C: You showed out, honey. [00:16:33] Speaker A: Yeah, she is. Oh, my God. Your sister's Garch. [00:16:37] Speaker C: Also, can we talk about the moment when it happened? Like, looking back and seeing. I think it was Lady Gaga and Elphaba. I don't know why. [00:16:47] Speaker B: I just. [00:16:48] Speaker A: Cynthia Erivo. [00:16:48] Speaker C: Cynthia Erivo. I can't speak right now. They're just holding hands, just waiting and hoping. And then when the cur happened, like, nobody wanted to, like, jump up because they wanted at that moment to be for bae. And, like, just seeing the entire room knowing that this needs and had. It was hers. It's always been hers. [00:17:09] Speaker A: Gaga was crying. [00:17:11] Speaker C: Yes. But just, like, the camaraderie around that space, I was just like, yes. And even Taylor was drinking Jay Z's, like, champagne. [00:17:20] Speaker A: They were cheering. [00:17:21] Speaker B: Taylor was drinking. [00:17:24] Speaker C: No, she was drinking. Like, she was supporting them with, like, the products she was buying, I guess, at the table. I mean, you know. [00:17:32] Speaker A: You already know one thing about Taylor. If she's at an award show, she gonna cut up. [00:17:36] Speaker B: She's like, you're like one fun cousin at a wedding that you want to dance with. [00:17:39] Speaker A: Yes. She really is. She's. [00:17:42] Speaker C: Yeah, she was dancing. [00:17:44] Speaker A: She always. [00:17:45] Speaker C: Yeah, she was dancing. [00:17:46] Speaker A: She always. And she. You could see her mouth to Jade, they're cheer sing. And she's like, long overdue. Long overdue. That's right. [00:17:54] Speaker C: And then people kept bringing up clips from Adele, and Adele being like, lemonade changed the course of my life. I can't accept. You know what I mean? Like, it's just like. It's like your favorite artist's favorite artists are like, what are we not clocking here. And it's just so nice to see. [00:18:12] Speaker A: Yeah. I'm glad she finally got her flowers. That she's gonna get the paycheck when she gets all our money in seven days. [00:18:21] Speaker B: Yes. Thank God. Beyonce, she really needs money. I know. She needs it so she can buy some new outfits instead of this cowboy cosplay era that she's in right now. I was low key, like, oh, the tour. When's the tour gonna. I can't. I can't do another, like, with the 613 bust down and the, like, I'm dressing like a cowboy. [00:18:43] Speaker C: It's. [00:18:44] Speaker B: She's taking the eras thing very far, I'll say that. And Beyonce never does anything minimally, so she's gonna do the eras thing. She's going to do it to the most degree. And that's that. And that's that. It's no Renaissance. [00:18:59] Speaker A: No, no. No one said that. No one said that. But it's still a great piece of work that cross genres, and I'm just glad she got her flowers. Like, about fucking time. Like, stop playing at her fucking face. [00:19:13] Speaker C: Yeah, I. I did. I've had some debates with friends who are like, if it's ever going to be an album, it's gonna be this one. This one. And I'm like, I can't even agree with that, because there's just Renaissance destroyed me in a way that I loved. Like, it just. I think for so many people, there's always that one song on that album that, like, will stick with you. [00:19:31] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:19:32] Speaker C: And I just. Yeah, yeah. Full course. [00:19:35] Speaker A: Full course. [00:19:36] Speaker B: So that brings me to my entree. [00:19:37] Speaker A: Okay, let's hear it. [00:19:38] Speaker B: Full courses. My entree is RuPaul's Drag Race Season 17. It's giving. [00:19:45] Speaker A: It's giving. [00:19:48] Speaker B: I think it's the stage for me. [00:19:50] Speaker A: Oh, you like the new stage? [00:19:51] Speaker B: It took me a minute to be like, this is kind of. But now it's, like, it is so cool to see, like, drag queens on a stage of that scale on, like, this show. They lost the Emmy to traitors, and they were like, we're doing our big one this year. [00:20:04] Speaker A: No. [00:20:05] Speaker B: Literally playing around anymore with your little, you know, murder mystery show. Like, we are going back to our. And it's giving. At first, like, the talent shows, I was like, I don't know, because everyone just did, like, one of those, like, tracks where they're like, here's my name, and I'm a queen. [00:20:22] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:20:24] Speaker B: But then, like, they did the sewing challenge, and everyone was, like, serving, like. And then they did the squirrel. The Squirrel games was fun. The production value is just, like, really high end. And, like, everyone is, like, really bringing it this season. You can tell that, like, it must be so competitive to get on the show. So, like, to be one of the people who's on the show, it's like, you better bring, like, your A game. [00:20:46] Speaker A: Yeah, for sure. [00:20:47] Speaker C: I feel that. [00:20:48] Speaker B: Plus, rip my sister Joella. Not rip my sister. No. My sister Joella literally, like, made the first couple episodes and now she's gone. And I'm like, I guess I'll finish the rest of the season. [00:21:01] Speaker A: You really were you. [00:21:03] Speaker B: She was like. I mean, I didn't think she was gonna win. [00:21:06] Speaker A: No. [00:21:07] Speaker B: But, like, no. I feel like it's been such a long time since there's just been a moment worth talking about her walking down the stage in a mattress. [00:21:16] Speaker A: It was the maxi pad. She was walking out with a big ass with her. [00:21:21] Speaker B: With an asymmetrical picture of RuPaul airbrush on. That was off to the side when. [00:21:28] Speaker A: They started that lipstick and she had that big turner. I was like, oh, my God, she's gotta take this. There's gotta be a reveal. Cause this is crazy. Unbelievable. [00:21:40] Speaker B: I wish she had badonkadonked. [00:21:44] Speaker A: She. No. The Asian queen of la. [00:21:47] Speaker B: Salesian diva of la. [00:21:48] Speaker A: Salesian diva Slasian diva of la. [00:21:52] Speaker C: She is. [00:21:53] Speaker B: She was like, I am such a local legend. She told that girl. She was like, I'm gonna be here tomorrow. I feel bad for you. [00:22:01] Speaker A: I was like, girl, oh, my God. And imagine. Imagine getting the worst critiques in front of, like, your idol. [00:22:10] Speaker C: Yeah. Katy Perry. That was a breakdown of I don't. [00:22:14] Speaker A: Know what I would do. [00:22:15] Speaker C: You still ride or die for your girl after the Katy Perry breakdown? [00:22:20] Speaker B: Yes. [00:22:20] Speaker A: That's so bad. [00:22:21] Speaker C: Are you a Katy? [00:22:22] Speaker B: I was like, high school. I was like, katy cat down. [00:22:26] Speaker A: Cause she used to be Teenage Dream. [00:22:28] Speaker B: Prism, I think was like. I feel like the first time, like, I went to the store and bought an album, like, with my own money. [00:22:34] Speaker A: That was your first one. Damn. That just made me feel so old. [00:22:38] Speaker B: That's so. Like, I obviously, like, I have a feel, like I noticed this on, like, the radio before. I wasn't, like, buying albums when I was, like, young. I was probably, like, 16. [00:22:48] Speaker A: See, I was buying albums, like, when. [00:22:50] Speaker B: I was buying albums when I was, like, 10, I just had, like, whatever, you know, we had around the house. Or I would just listen to the radio or I would go. I was like one of those gays who would get home from school and like, go on YouTube and watch, like, music video. Music video. And, like, obviously, Katy Perry was a huge part of that because she was, like, the music video girl of the late 2000s, early 2010s. [00:23:07] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. That's just different generations. We had to buy CDs. [00:23:11] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:23:11] Speaker B: We didn't have YouTube, which also, like, abracadabra. Lady Gaga took me back there. It took me back to being that little. Like, that little kid filming on, like, my. My mom's computers. Like, the imovie. [00:23:24] Speaker A: Yes. [00:23:25] Speaker C: So good. [00:23:26] Speaker A: Yes. [00:23:27] Speaker B: And be like, lady Gaga. No, I don't really like Lady Gaga. [00:23:29] Speaker A: But imagine getting dragged in front of Lady Gaga. Like, Joella getting dragged in front of Katy Perry. And Katy Perry being like, do better. I was like, ugh, that's not. That's not the tea. But, you know, I'm rooting. [00:23:43] Speaker B: Well, neither is Katy Perry these days. [00:23:45] Speaker A: No. And I was so irritated that they chose that new song, It's a Woman's World. [00:23:49] Speaker B: I did kind of live for Susie to, like, tap dancing and, like, doing the Charleston to, like, Woman's World. [00:23:54] Speaker C: Yes. [00:23:54] Speaker A: That was cute. [00:23:55] Speaker B: She's giving me, like. She's, like, also part of this, like, why I'm living for this season. It's like someone is bringing comedy and camp, like, to that stage specifically. It's so satisfying to see. And it's, like, genuinely funny, too. [00:24:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:24:07] Speaker B: Because, like, in previous seasons, they've been like, this is the comedy queen. And I'm like, like, is she. She's funnier than everybody else. I wouldn't say she's the comedy queen. [00:24:13] Speaker A: Comedy queen. Yeah. [00:24:14] Speaker B: But, like, Susie, too. Like, when she came on, she was like, the nine tapping. I was like, that's funny. [00:24:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:24:19] Speaker B: Okay. That's funny. Like, I was like. Which is pretty much as much as a laugh you'll get out of me when I'm sitting in my own apartment doing something. [00:24:25] Speaker A: Right. [00:24:25] Speaker B: But I was like, that's funny. [00:24:27] Speaker A: Yeah. No, Susie too. Anya Nerve and Lexi Love are my. Yes, that's my top three. [00:24:34] Speaker B: But now I'm living for butthole. [00:24:36] Speaker A: I do. I do love butthole. I love butthole. [00:24:39] Speaker B: Oh, and I like Lydia Collins, too. [00:24:43] Speaker A: That was good. Okay. Okay, okay. I like her. [00:24:47] Speaker C: I am. I'm gonna be honest. I have not caught up fully, but I. I have looked at the outfits, and whoever came in the. In the room with the yellow, I. I'm living for. It was a whole. It was like a. It was gorgeous. I don't know. It was. [00:25:02] Speaker B: Oh, that was Lana, the tall. Tall. [00:25:04] Speaker A: Tall. Tall. [00:25:05] Speaker B: Yes. [00:25:06] Speaker A: Tall. [00:25:06] Speaker C: Drink of water. And then I saw her in person. [00:25:10] Speaker B: At, like, a club in Chicago. It was like, Instagram filter in your face. Like, that's how good she looked. [00:25:16] Speaker C: And then star. [00:25:18] Speaker A: Sam Starr. [00:25:19] Speaker C: Sam Starr. [00:25:20] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:25:21] Speaker C: Except, I mean, I will say the intro look I love the most. I've only seen the looks. Again, I'm going off the looks, but it was giving pizza in a paper bag that dropped on the Runway. The second look that I saw, which was like a pizza outfit. [00:25:36] Speaker A: Oh, lucky stars. [00:25:37] Speaker B: Lucky stars. I thought you were talking about Sam Stars. [00:25:39] Speaker C: No, I'm talking about lucky stars. [00:25:40] Speaker A: Stars. Oh, lucky stars. Yeah. [00:25:41] Speaker C: But I'm really hoping it'll revert back to. [00:25:45] Speaker A: Well, you'll just have to. [00:25:46] Speaker C: You'll have to continue watching. [00:25:48] Speaker A: Keep watching. Yeah. [00:25:50] Speaker B: All right, well, we should get to dessert. [00:25:51] Speaker A: Desserts. I know. Okay. Yeah. Kim, what do you. What's your. [00:25:55] Speaker C: So I told you I had the dessert that I really not sure how people are going to take it, but to me, I. Let's dig in. Lisa's reunion revenge on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. I think the dolls are coming for her. Lisa has been mother to so many for so long, and I think it's finally. I think Bronwyn has finally let her know she met her match. Because Bronwyn has been by her side. She has been ride or die. And technically, this is a two parter. Like, I put two things on here, and that is that Kyle Richard is also having the reunion revenge that I think will ha. Will need to happen. I think we're gonna have. [00:26:40] Speaker A: So you're having two desserts. [00:26:41] Speaker C: Two desserts. It's Kyle Richards and it's Lisa. [00:26:44] Speaker A: Greedy. You're being greedy. It's what you're saying. [00:26:46] Speaker B: You're saying they're getting there. You say you're satisfied to see them get their comeuppance. [00:26:50] Speaker C: Yes. It's time. The penance is here. [00:26:53] Speaker B: I will say the girls, they just can't stop coming from, like, coming for Lisa Barlow. It's kind of bizarre. It's like, why do you expect Lisa Barlow to be, like, a good friend? At a certain point, you have to just be like, okay, this is not someone that, like, I should. [00:27:04] Speaker A: She doesn't have the tool. Yeah. [00:27:06] Speaker B: She needs to appreciate her for who she is. [00:27:08] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:27:09] Speaker C: No, I disagree. I think she needs to have her day. I think she needs to. Because Lisa Barlow, when. [00:27:15] Speaker B: I mean, I mean, she does. Like, she's never. I don't think she's ever, like, fully, like, sat down and been like, okay, I'm Sorry. You're right. [00:27:22] Speaker C: She doesn't know how to apologize. [00:27:23] Speaker A: No, she doesn't at all. Oh, okay. That's what you're. I thought you were saying Lisa needs to, like, people need to leave Lisa alone. Not at all. [00:27:31] Speaker B: I think that people need to leave Lisa. [00:27:33] Speaker C: That's what I'm saying. I disagree. I disagree. I know that you're fucked up Lisa Barlow. Literally. It's too much for me. I'm like, listen, she still hasn't, like, apologized for what she said about Bronwyn's miscarriage or, like, something about the miscarriage. [00:27:49] Speaker A: Lack thereof. [00:27:50] Speaker C: Lack thereof. And I'm like, wow, you. You are. You really are doubling down on this. And I think the same thing is what we're going to see with Kyle Richards, because. I'm sorry. And this is the end of my. Maybe I should have used this for my rant, because maybe. Actually, no, we're already in it. [00:28:06] Speaker A: You've already unleashed the beast, bitch. Let it. Let it rip. Let it rip. [00:28:10] Speaker C: Kyle Richards should be ashamed of herself. [00:28:14] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:28:15] Speaker C: She should. [00:28:16] Speaker B: I want to shake your hand right now. [00:28:18] Speaker C: She should. [00:28:19] Speaker B: Thank you so much. [00:28:20] Speaker C: Thank you. [00:28:20] Speaker B: No, I agree. [00:28:22] Speaker C: There's my bestie. [00:28:23] Speaker B: I love that you DM'd her once. [00:28:24] Speaker A: Yeah. That's my bestie. I love Kyle Richards. [00:28:28] Speaker C: She should be ashamed. If that's girl code, I don't ever want to have a girl. You're right in my corner because you should not be texting. [00:28:36] Speaker B: You should not be Texas. [00:28:38] Speaker C: You should not be Tex. Exactly. [00:28:39] Speaker B: PK Texas. [00:28:40] Speaker C: Her Exactly. Texas. [00:28:42] Speaker B: This ain't Texas. [00:28:43] Speaker C: Oh, it's just. It's just Mems. It's just mems. It's not just mems. Jennifer Tilly. It is more than mems. Okay. [00:28:50] Speaker B: I don't think it's just Mems anymore. [00:28:53] Speaker C: I love her. Can we. Can we replace Kyle Richards with Jennifer Tilly? [00:28:57] Speaker A: Wow. [00:28:58] Speaker B: I don't think Jennifer Tilly. I think Jennifer Tilly is like a perfect for a friend because I don't think. I don't think she can carry like that. [00:29:05] Speaker A: I think she could carry like that. [00:29:06] Speaker B: But the looks and like, the. [00:29:07] Speaker C: I'm sorry, are we recalling that she has a party house? A house just for parties across the street from our other mansion. [00:29:15] Speaker A: Next door. [00:29:16] Speaker C: Next door. Thank you. And like. [00:29:18] Speaker B: And then I have my beach house. Which is haunted. [00:29:21] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:29:21] Speaker C: I think there's plethora of content with Jennifer. [00:29:24] Speaker A: Okay, okay, okay. [00:29:26] Speaker C: Sorry. I just. [00:29:27] Speaker B: I mean, I live for her. [00:29:28] Speaker C: I also love Kyle, too. I'm a lesbian. I am. I'm still in her corner. I want her to come fully out whenever she's ready. And I. I don't think that's happening anytime soon. I don't think so too. But, yeah, I just. I think the girl code thing is just so evident with Lisa, Emma, Kyle, and I'm glad that people are, like, clocking it. Like, it's 20, 25. Can we be in each other's corner? [00:29:50] Speaker A: Yeah. That's a good dessert. And we're gonna get into those for sure. I would say my dessert is a show that I've just gotten into, that I am living for. It's called Southern Hospitality. [00:30:04] Speaker B: Yeah. Ooh. [00:30:05] Speaker A: Oh, my God, it is so good. It's like old school Vanderpump. They work together, but it's diverse and it's queer. And the drama's actually. That's what I miss about Old Vanderpump is like, they actually were struggling. Were actually working at the restaurant. You know what I mean? [00:30:26] Speaker B: I wanna watch it struggle. [00:30:28] Speaker A: I mean, if it's a show about people working at a restaurant. Yeah. [00:30:31] Speaker B: Yeah. I don't wanna see a show about a bunch of people who are trying to leverage their reality TV career into club appearances. [00:30:37] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, I don't want that. [00:30:39] Speaker B: Like, I'm a dj, let's say for sure. [00:30:42] Speaker A: Okay. Go hit another woman, you fucking bastard. I hate him. I'm sorry. I don't fuck James Kennedy. I said what I said standing on it. And I wish I could stand on his little scrawny neck. Not actually. But, yeah, I'm really into Southern hospitality. I think that it's very fun. It's super. I'm early in it, early days, but I'm having a really good time with it. [00:31:09] Speaker B: I feel like it's kind of strange how there's honestly not that many gays on Bravo. Like, it's for Bravo. That's who it's for. [00:31:16] Speaker A: Right. [00:31:16] Speaker B: It's like, maybe Andy doesn't want the competition, obviously, but, like, I'm like, gays, especially the Southern gays. Like, that's where you're gonna get drama. [00:31:23] Speaker A: Right? Right. [00:31:25] Speaker B: I feel like maybe sometimes gay drama is, like, a little too contrived. But, like, yeah, in a show like this, I think it works perfectly. [00:31:30] Speaker A: It's so good. Highly recommend. [00:31:32] Speaker B: Okay, well, my dessert is. After not watching the entirety of the season is the Real Housewives of New York finale and reunion. Like, honestly, I think Salt Lake, one of the greatest seasons of Housewives that we've seen a long time. [00:31:46] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:31:47] Speaker B: And I think, like, it will continue to age as so as well. It's not even just, like, a recency bias. Like, it's one of those seasons where you can just pick any random episode and just watch. [00:31:56] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:31:56] Speaker B: There's no filler. [00:31:57] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:31:58] Speaker B: But Roni is, like, the opposite. Like, this season just dragged and dragged and dragged, and I felt like there was not. They're not very entertaining, and everything was just like, you know, they just kind of make a mountain out of a molehill in order to, like, try to have a storyline like, I don't care about this, like, argument cheese or whatever pigeon thing they have going on. [00:32:16] Speaker A: Yeah. It's, like, contrived. [00:32:18] Speaker B: Like, the finale was, like, real. [00:32:21] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:32:21] Speaker B: This was, like, real drama. Like, it was. Bryn was, like, kind of found out to be, like, lying about something that was, like, very dark and very serious as a means of, like, framing someone else is a bad person. And, like, the whole group found out about it. And, like, she kind of, like, got caught in a lie. [00:32:38] Speaker C: And just to clarify, you don't mean that she was lying about the bad thing? She was lying about UBA knowing about. [00:32:44] Speaker B: She lied about. Yes, yes. And is, like, trying to, like, backtrack. And, like, at the reunion, they were like, we're coming for this girl. And it felt like something that actually, like, bonded them as, like, a real group of people now, rather than, like, they've kind of just been, like, co workers for the past two seasons and, like, they've now officially trauma bonded. And, like. Yeah, it kind of, like, has cemented them as, like, a real group. And, like, the emotions at the reunion were real. And, like, Jessel was going. And, like, first of all, they're dressed amazing, too, at the reunion. Like, they're serving looks. [00:33:13] Speaker A: Yeah. And, like, even Jenna's rope. [00:33:15] Speaker C: I mean, Jenna's, like, for a moment. [00:33:17] Speaker A: For a moment, honestly, until she returns it. Until she took the sunglasses off. And then when she took the sunglasses off, I was like, oh, this. [00:33:24] Speaker B: She gives the people something to talk. [00:33:26] Speaker C: About, though it's not as entertaining, I do think, though. Sorry. I loved your dessert. And the one thing I really have to say is that the rest of the girls had an. In my personal opinion, had an obligation to at least tell UBA right away and, like, bring it to the masses instead of, like, even Jessel waiting as long as she did before they're about to go to sleep. Like, that's terrible. Like, in my personal opinion, if that. If my name was being dragged in the mud and broadcasted all over the world and my friends weren't like, that doesn't Sound, I mean, a few of them said that doesn't sound like her. But like, to bring her in the fold and be like, let's clear this up versus like the time that they took to just believe what Bryn was saying instead of like bringing in uba. I think there could have been an instant conversation or at least an amendment. [00:34:21] Speaker A: Well, Jessel did. I feel like if Jessel wouldn't have. And let's just get into our main courses of the week, starting with New York. I feel like if Jessel didn't say anything to uba, then it would have changed the complete outcome of the entire thing. And you know, I have empathy for Bryn and compassion for her because of what happened to her growing up, her childhood. Like, we all have trauma, especially being a woman of color. And I mean, sorry I made a face. This is a podcast when I'm rolling my eyes because Bryn's like, oh, it's so hard being a black woman. And I'm like, is it hard for you though? Cause I think it's different for you. For you versus what it's like for me. But you know, I'm still gonna give her grace. Like, I believed it happened to her. But the way that she went about trying to denigrate her friend's character, that's not cool. Because I'm like, how do you not realize, like, she either knew that you said that or she didn't. And the fact that she was like willing to ruin her friend's entire life with this accusation was just really jarring. It was really. [00:35:42] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, she's a bummer. She's kind of quick to like, weaponize trauma in multiple situations. Cause I don't even know if it really was applicable to the conversation they were having anyway. [00:35:51] Speaker A: Well, I think it's because Ubo was saying, like, you know, you slept for this, you were sucking dick to get the job, essentially. And she felt like, oh, well, if I say this, you know, and even Sy says in one of her confessionals, like, you could see Bryn realizing, like, oh, shit. Like I. It's one thing doing it on a small scale off camera, but this is something you can't put the toothpaste back in the tube. Yeah, like, you said it, you said it. It's on camera. Like, you can't. No take backs, bitch. [00:36:25] Speaker C: Yeah. So you could see that's reputation ruining, like, right? Yeah. [00:36:31] Speaker A: And as the black woman, why would you do that to another black woman, period? [00:36:34] Speaker B: I mean, I just feel like if someone's like, you suck, ditch. Get this job you're just like, whatever, fuck you, girl. [00:36:38] Speaker A: Right? [00:36:39] Speaker B: Just be like your mom. [00:36:40] Speaker A: I mean, literally. Unless you did well. [00:36:42] Speaker B: Cause then Sai was like, so what do you do? And she was like, I do your job. I do your job. Like, she's always trying to come up with these, like, kind of like she, her Persona, it's like cracked. The facade is cracked. She, like puts on this like, I'm cutesy and I talk about like, you know, and I make these little like, quips. And like, they said like she self produces a lot. Like, they literally caught her on camera being like, okay, next time I say this, like, you respond like this. And then we'll have like a little shady fight. And it's like, be real, Be real. Be real. [00:37:08] Speaker A: Be real. [00:37:09] Speaker C: Like the app. [00:37:10] Speaker A: Be real. What about Salt Lake? [00:37:15] Speaker B: Okay, so Kim was saying. Kim, Kim. Kim was. [00:37:21] Speaker A: Lisa needs her day. [00:37:22] Speaker B: I think Bronwyn needs to get her story straight. [00:37:25] Speaker C: What? [00:37:26] Speaker A: I mean, yeah. [00:37:27] Speaker B: Did you buy the necklace or did you not buy the necklace? [00:37:29] Speaker A: Right. [00:37:30] Speaker C: Why are we deflecting from Lisa Barlow is my question. [00:37:34] Speaker A: We're not deflecting. We're not deflecting. But Bronwyn seems to show the receipts. Well, not even show the receipts, but it's like she went on Watch what Happens Live and was like, actually, I didn't buy it. And it's like you said that you did. And you're like, I'm gonna have to have a conversation with this person. [00:37:53] Speaker B: First she pretends to buy a 4 million dollar necklace on camera. And then she says, oh, no, I actually, I didn't actually buy that one. I thought it was too big and too gaudy. So we had a smaller version made where we had a necklace, we had hoop earrings and a bracelet, and that's what I actually bought. And then it turns out she didn't buy that either. So she lied about buying the 4 million, which is how she tried to. She tried to make it seem like she did on camera. Like, oh, it's so fabulous. I just bought a four million dollar necklace like it's nothing. And then I was like, no, I actually just bought a smaller version. And it's like, you didn't even do that, right? [00:38:24] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. Honestly, I think she was trying to, like show out on her first season. [00:38:30] Speaker A: And I get that. [00:38:31] Speaker C: And that's the truth. And the thing is, is Lisa Barlow does what Lisa Barlow does. She. We all know for a fact that woman did not text her. She called her up, she ran into her. She walked into the jeweler herself and said, you better Text my phone. You better call my phone. Cause I need these receipts. [00:38:48] Speaker B: And I'm not mad. [00:38:48] Speaker C: And I'm gonna throw it at Bronwyn. And this is why Lisa Marlo needs to be taken down. When she says, I'm gonna get it, imagine being friends with someone. Be like, I'm gonna get my it on this right away. And I'll be charging you for like, are you kidding? Come on. [00:39:02] Speaker A: That was one of my favorite lines. [00:39:04] Speaker B: In the whole season though, when she. [00:39:06] Speaker A: Said, every time we become friends, you go ahead and fuck it up. That's one of my favorite lines. [00:39:11] Speaker B: Hey, Sean. The whole season, hey, Sean, I'm being accused of something I did. [00:39:17] Speaker C: Like, literally. Okay. [00:39:19] Speaker B: I want you to launch an investigation. I want you to go the distance on it. [00:39:22] Speaker A: Get that wig off your head. [00:39:23] Speaker C: I can't lie. I think part of me is like really sad to be saying that I'm happy that this happened to Lisa, but I think I'm also happy because it's just such good tv. [00:39:31] Speaker A: That's so good. [00:39:32] Speaker C: And like, I do love Lisa Barlo. She's iconic. She literally has brought her children through the Taco Bell drive through so many times. I'm so grateful to her for everything she's doing because she makes me feel so good about myself sometimes. I've gotta be honest. [00:39:48] Speaker B: It's crazy she ate this season. [00:39:49] Speaker A: She really did. [00:39:50] Speaker B: Like, it was like a Wendy's four for four. [00:39:53] Speaker C: Yeah, she did. [00:39:54] Speaker B: And a large dining. [00:39:55] Speaker A: Okay. And that's coming from the Wendy's spokesperson, Lisa Barlow. Write right about it. [00:40:01] Speaker B: She sipped like it was a poppy. [00:40:06] Speaker C: I will say she, she. I don't think she actually has any true friendships, though. That is the only thing. [00:40:14] Speaker A: Oh, she does. [00:40:15] Speaker B: She's like a 15 year old boy. Like if they were like a 45 year old woman. Does that make sense? Yes, she is like garbage. Yes, she. [00:40:22] Speaker C: Yes, she does. [00:40:23] Speaker B: Like, anytime she gets in a fight, she goes, oh, she started it. [00:40:26] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, that's true. No accountability. Just always pointing the finger, you know? [00:40:31] Speaker C: But in contrast, I don't know if we can go here, but I absolutely am in love with the friendship of Mary Crosby and Angie K. I can't believe I know Angie K's name. Like this season, Angie K, first chair. [00:40:47] Speaker B: First chair center Snowflake. [00:40:50] Speaker A: Yeah, she did. [00:40:51] Speaker C: I am. [00:40:51] Speaker A: She. [00:40:52] Speaker C: I'm sorry. Talk about eating all season. [00:40:54] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, between Lisa and Angie, they definitely held it down. [00:40:59] Speaker B: Angie is like such a. A true success story. She literally was like, my story is like the story of like a working immigrant in America of, like, working hard and, like, working your way up from friend of the show to first chairhouse. [00:41:14] Speaker C: And she's got some good clapbacks on Twitter. [00:41:16] Speaker A: Oh, she does. [00:41:17] Speaker B: She's like. She's got the nastiest reads on the cast. [00:41:19] Speaker A: Her text about Brodwyn was the gnarliest. I swear, I was like, one foot in the grave, one foot on the banana peel. [00:41:31] Speaker B: Just when you thought high body count hair was the peak. [00:41:33] Speaker A: Like, tko, if I was Broadway. I don't know. And the fact that Lisa stormed off and that was just about kissing a girl. [00:41:42] Speaker B: Okay, no, I kind of was on Lisa's side in that, but maybe I'm just on Lisa's side. [00:41:46] Speaker A: No, I am on her side with that, because I definitely think Whitney knew what she was doing. [00:41:50] Speaker C: Whitney always knows what she's doing. [00:41:52] Speaker A: Yeah. She said she's healing low life. [00:41:54] Speaker B: What did I say? She was like, whitney is a down low, low life piece of shit. [00:41:59] Speaker C: Oh, my gosh. [00:42:00] Speaker A: She ate her up, too. She ate her up, too. [00:42:02] Speaker B: They all ate each other. They all tugged. [00:42:04] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:42:04] Speaker C: Except for Brittany, though, on Lisa Barlow. Like, I feel like, are we going to get something at the end of this reunion? [00:42:10] Speaker B: No, no, no. Because it's all projection, deflection, and lies. I'm glad Meredith sassed Andy Cohen, too, because he was annoying me. He has been hosting this reunion. Not well. He's like, can we move on? I'm like, no, I want to watch the girls. Like, what do you think I'm here to watch? And I'm also like, stop trying to speed through. Like, if the girls are having a fight, don't be like, stop. [00:42:34] Speaker A: Right? Like, no, Bezos. Oh, Pa. Keep it going. [00:42:36] Speaker B: She was like, meredith, this seems, like, not that big of a deal. And I was like, to you. [00:42:40] Speaker C: I was with Andy on that. I'm kind of over Meredith Marks. I feel like she really gave us nothing. [00:42:45] Speaker B: If I threw this. [00:42:50] Speaker C: We can fight in here and my makeup will still look flawless. But I. I think Meredith gave us nothing. [00:42:59] Speaker A: I agree. [00:42:59] Speaker B: No, you're. [00:43:00] Speaker A: I mean, not nothing. [00:43:01] Speaker B: She gave us so much. Are you kidding me? She gave. She gave. Freaking out on the bus. She gave. Convinced that someone was listening to her in her bedroom. [00:43:10] Speaker A: Yeah. Going. [00:43:11] Speaker C: And I bet that wasn't her. That was Brandy. [00:43:13] Speaker B: I bet they can hear me now. [00:43:15] Speaker C: Time out. Brandi did a lot. Brandi. That's her problem. [00:43:18] Speaker A: Brandi. [00:43:20] Speaker C: What's her name? [00:43:21] Speaker A: Brittany. Said it with my whole Carbo Carter and Brandi. [00:43:30] Speaker C: The way I will keep calling. The way that I just learned Angie K's name this season because she deserved it. Brandi. [00:43:36] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:43:37] Speaker C: What's her name? [00:43:37] Speaker B: Brittany. [00:43:38] Speaker C: Brittany. I'm sorry. [00:43:39] Speaker A: She needs no name. Honestly. [00:43:40] Speaker C: She needs no name. Do you see what I'm saying? But she gave us everything for that. So if she was not there, Meredith has nothing. [00:43:47] Speaker B: Meredith would have found something to freak out about on a vacation, I think. [00:43:50] Speaker C: I believe, like a candle or a bubble bath. [00:43:53] Speaker B: Well, I think my theory is that when they went to Zion in season two and they all questioned if Meredith was working with the feds and if she lied about her father's memorial, that something in her brain broke. And now every time they go on a trip, she just. She has like a massive panic attack. [00:44:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:44:08] Speaker B: Or I think she's, like, so stressed. [00:44:10] Speaker A: She'S like, oh, she's definitely on a housewives cocktail for sure. Like, she's definitely. [00:44:15] Speaker B: And hey, I don't even take sleeping pills. Maybe once or twice a year. [00:44:19] Speaker A: Right. Okay, girl. [00:44:20] Speaker B: Shed or something. [00:44:22] Speaker A: Right. And even the way they kept. The way they kept cutting to bat mitzvah, the way they kept cutting to Meredith when Angie and Mary were talking and she was just like, dead eyed when Andy's talking about how great their relationship is, and Mary was just, like, dead inside. [00:44:42] Speaker B: I thought she was a real friend of Mary. I mean, she was riding for Mary when nobody else was riding. Like, the girls were raking Meredith over the coals for being friends with Mary. [00:44:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:44:50] Speaker B: And now Mary's like, yeah, no, no, we weren't that close. [00:44:53] Speaker C: No. I mean, Mary still said, like, she has always been a really good friend to me. She gave her a big old hug. [00:44:58] Speaker B: That was a save to me. That was a. [00:45:01] Speaker C: But you can't. I'm a big believer. You cannot. You can't force friendships like that. Like, I've known Tish, like two and a half years, three years, instant. And there's people who I've known way longer, probably will never be as close with. And like, that's not. I feel like if it's a good Judy, like, that's not a competition. You're just. Friendship is what your friendship is, period. I just kind of gave us nothing. I really do. [00:45:24] Speaker A: She didn't give us as much as the other girls did. That's for sure. That's for sure. [00:45:28] Speaker B: She gave more than Heather. [00:45:29] Speaker A: Yeah, she gave more than Heather. [00:45:31] Speaker C: I don't know. Heather gave us the iconic moments. She's set up those text messages. [00:45:35] Speaker B: I think everyone. No, I honestly, I mean, you can say that someone didn't give as much as everyone else, but they all gave compared to, like, a typical season. Housewives, everyone gave at a level that's. [00:45:43] Speaker A: Like, compared to New York. [00:45:45] Speaker B: They all surfed like anyone. Could have been any Salt Lake. Could have been, like, first chair in another city. You know what I mean? [00:45:51] Speaker A: Yeah, the dishes were hot. Speaking of hot, did y'all think Ashley Darby and Drag on Real Housewives left Potomac? [00:46:00] Speaker B: That is not what I. [00:46:01] Speaker A: The Drag king. [00:46:03] Speaker B: You were into it. [00:46:05] Speaker C: Did you think she was hot? [00:46:06] Speaker A: No. Oh, no. [00:46:07] Speaker C: I know you hate Ashley. [00:46:09] Speaker A: I do. I'm sorry. Ashley Darby. I'm coming in this episode with. I said what I said I don't like Ashley Darby. [00:46:19] Speaker C: Okay? [00:46:19] Speaker A: I don't. She's messy. She's gotten a lot better now. I think maybe the divorce Michael was horrible, and I do feel like I can tolerate her more, but I'd be. [00:46:33] Speaker C: Willing to give her another shot for next season. I'm also willing to give Meredith Marks, just to keep that open, another shot. She just needs to get off that cocktail. It's a little boring. Sorry. I will say the best thing about Ashley Darby's season has been seeing her staying open to things and not diving 100% back into these relationships because I feel like she does lose herself and her men, and I don't like that. I think that's why I've always been like, ugh, yeah, you just chiming in. [00:47:03] Speaker A: To try and she's just so messy. But honestly, talk about compared to people, Mia. It doesn't get messy. [00:47:12] Speaker B: Mia is low vibrational. [00:47:14] Speaker A: That is the low vibration. [00:47:15] Speaker B: I mean, like, we got Dr. Wendy going to the White House, and then. [00:47:18] Speaker A: You got Mia doing paternity test. [00:47:20] Speaker B: Yeah. At home. Paternity test. [00:47:22] Speaker A: I mean, girl, you don't know where your kids are at, but you on this trip, I'm like, and then you're. [00:47:27] Speaker C: Not even going back home to the kids after the trip. [00:47:28] Speaker B: Well, then she's like, well, they're fine, actually. And it's like. [00:47:31] Speaker C: And then you want to dispose that you're gonna go see your kid, who we haven't really seen at all all this time. But now all of a sudden, the same place your boyfriend is is now. Why you have to go there to see your son? Like, sis, the mask's not mad. [00:47:45] Speaker B: Well, now she says that she's broken up with Ink, but they said, honestly, the Potomac reunion trailer was really good. [00:47:50] Speaker A: I'm excited. [00:47:51] Speaker B: And the finale. Did you watch the finale? Yeah, the finale was really good. It was really good. Stacy did what she needed to do. [00:47:55] Speaker A: I'm so. Stacy is slowly Becoming one of my favorite housewives ever, because she's showing that you can be a sweet, kind housewife. You don't have to be an asshole. [00:48:09] Speaker B: She gives what Potomac is supposed to give, which is like insults. With a smile, like shade, but very polite while you're sipping your tea. Like, it's what they wanted to give. And they've become something so different now than what they started as. I mean, it also seems like that was kind of a facade. Obviously, Karen was not the grande dame that she claimed to be. [00:48:31] Speaker A: I mean, Karen dui sad for guys. [00:48:36] Speaker B: It's like, maybe this show was never about high society women. [00:48:40] Speaker A: I'm really disappointed in the grande dame. I've got to say. [00:48:44] Speaker B: It's very, like, suburban. [00:48:45] Speaker A: That is a bummer that she is. It hurt my heart watching those tapes, that body cam footage of her talking about being Thomas Jefferson's concubine girl. Not in 20, 24, 25. What, like her bag with vomit? [00:49:05] Speaker B: Not the bag with vomit. I didn't know that part. [00:49:07] Speaker A: Yeah. And I'm like, why didn't you just say, I'm guilty, let me know? [00:49:12] Speaker B: She was like, I'm gonna be vindicated. I'm gonna. She, like, fired her lawyers. Yeah. Spiral, I think. [00:49:18] Speaker A: Flop Tina. [00:49:19] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:49:19] Speaker B: Do you guys like Kierna? [00:49:21] Speaker A: Yes. That's the one that has, like, the spa. [00:49:24] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:49:25] Speaker C: Yeah, I like her, but she's kind of. [00:49:27] Speaker A: With the scar. Yeah. Don't text me about my scar. [00:49:30] Speaker B: Yeah. No, honestly, I feel like they started kind of getting into, like, her relationship, and it was like. [00:49:35] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't know how I feel about him. [00:49:37] Speaker C: I don't like him. I don't like how he talks to her. [00:49:39] Speaker B: I never dismissed you. [00:49:40] Speaker A: Yeah. It's giving. [00:49:41] Speaker C: It's dismissive. Like, are you kidding? [00:49:44] Speaker A: Right? [00:49:44] Speaker B: I was gonna say it's kind of giving your feelings. [00:49:46] Speaker A: It's kind of giving. Todd from Salt Lake with Bronwyn. It's giving a little, like, you know. [00:49:53] Speaker B: Classic Housewives is like an uncomfortable dinner with a husband where you can tell that, like, the wife is like, hey, like, let's have a camera, like, film so people can weigh in on the dynamic in our relationship. And he's like, well, I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. And it's like, oh, I wonder why. [00:50:08] Speaker A: Right? [00:50:09] Speaker B: Because you're not treating her good. [00:50:10] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:50:11] Speaker C: I will say that was an Ashley Driver moment that I was like, girl, goodbye. When she started talking about the scar and stuff, I'm like, you are a part of this. [00:50:18] Speaker A: Right? It Was your friend that did it. [00:50:20] Speaker B: Sesame street girl. [00:50:22] Speaker A: Oh, my God, y'all. You know we're living in dark times right now. A big reason why we started it. It's to be the angel food cake in your life. The fluff. So we're serving up my favorite segment, the manic minute. No overthinking, just pure manic energy as we speed through our thoughts on something that's either boiling our blood or keeping us warm and fuzzy like a big bowl of soup. [00:50:50] Speaker B: Oh, I did not even consider a joy option. [00:50:53] Speaker A: I mean, it's. I mean, it is manic minute. It could be something if you're like, holy shit, I've gotta talk about this. I'm bursting at the seams. Or it could be like, let me say my piece. So. Kim, say your piece. Okay, can you pull up a timer? [00:51:06] Speaker C: I need to tell you, though, that this is written in our Trader Girls group chat because our Trader Girls group chat is all popping off. It's popping off, but it's popping off in invisible ink. It's all in invisible ink. [00:51:18] Speaker A: Yeah, we do it in invisible ink just in case no one's watched it yet. [00:51:22] Speaker C: And honestly, it's my favorite thing to do is to just see the trolling. Okay. I have never seen anyone blow up. Are we started? [00:51:33] Speaker B: Yes, we started. [00:51:33] Speaker C: I'm ready. I have never seen anyone blow up their game as badly as Dan yell on the traitors. It is outrageous that she has not brought up at the round table after literally not putting herself up for a shield not once, but twice. Ms. Ma'am, like, how are you going to act shocked about something a plethora of times? I mean, you literally. You confuse me. I don't. I don't understand. And then on top of everything else, the joy part, the manic part of this is like, I am living for the conversation in the torrent. I am here for every moment of that crazy triangle. Because all three of you want to kill each other more than you want to actually kill the faithfuls in the castle. This. If you're a producer on the show, you should be eating Dairy Queen blizzards all night because you are giving to giving it to us. So we tunny, like, literally, I am. I'm all up in it. I want to continue watching for the rest of my life. Am I at a. [00:52:27] Speaker B: Yes, you're at a minute. [00:52:28] Speaker A: Wow. That was great. [00:52:29] Speaker C: I hope you're done soon. Daniel, that was great. [00:52:32] Speaker B: Honestly, it's so funny the way that a before and after picture of her on day one versus her now where she's completely unravel. [00:52:41] Speaker A: This season of traitors. The traitors have been so unbelievably bad, Danielle. [00:52:48] Speaker B: I think we're just gonna have to come after Danielle. [00:52:50] Speaker A: It's just so. Except for Carolyn. Carolyn's the only one. [00:52:54] Speaker B: You're the one causing the chaos, Danielle. [00:52:57] Speaker A: She's the only one that's playing Wait one more time. [00:53:00] Speaker C: That was a really good impression. [00:53:01] Speaker B: You're the one causing the chaos, Danielle. [00:53:04] Speaker A: I'd rather kill both of you. [00:53:06] Speaker B: There's no one in this house I want to kill more than you do. [00:53:11] Speaker C: Wonderful. [00:53:13] Speaker A: Carolyn is doing it for me. [00:53:14] Speaker B: Everyone else, you know who else is my girl Gabby. [00:53:17] Speaker A: Hi, everybody, it's me, Gabby. This castle is so crazy. [00:53:22] Speaker C: She's killing it, though. [00:53:23] Speaker A: She's killing it. [00:53:24] Speaker C: Her guesses are spot on. [00:53:26] Speaker B: I don't know who's a traitor and who's not. [00:53:28] Speaker A: Yeah, I just want to vote out all the men. I'm living for her. The lesbians are doing good. [00:53:35] Speaker B: Except for Chrishell. [00:53:36] Speaker A: Chrishell actually is flopped. Tina. [00:53:38] Speaker B: I don't like the way she dresses. [00:53:40] Speaker A: Carolyn's surfing. [00:53:42] Speaker B: Carolyn is serving. [00:53:43] Speaker C: Carolyn's serving also, I'm sorry to bring it back to Housewives, but our girl from Jersey is serving. [00:53:49] Speaker A: Oh, Dolores is killing it. [00:53:51] Speaker C: Oh, that last little tux, tuxedo fluffle thing she had going on, I was like, okay. [00:53:55] Speaker A: And coming for Sandoval. You got anything to say? [00:53:58] Speaker C: Ha. [00:53:59] Speaker B: She was like, oh, I'm the only housewife here. I gotta go to work. [00:54:02] Speaker A: Yeah. And she is. [00:54:03] Speaker C: She did. She's forever for me. [00:54:05] Speaker A: Yes. [00:54:06] Speaker C: Traders and rant. I'm done. [00:54:08] Speaker A: That was good. That was good. Traders is everything to me. [00:54:12] Speaker B: Okay, Tish, a minute on the clock. Rant, manic time. [00:54:17] Speaker A: My manic minute is about amelia Perez herself. Mrs. Carla Sofia Gascon. You fucking bitch. How dare you? You're gonna talk about black people? You're gonna talk about George Floyd in 2020, you fucking bitch. You're gonna talk about Muslims? Are you kidding me? My thing is what really sets me off, you guys. If you're gonna be in a grand Oscar nominated movie, why do you not have someone going through your fucking tweets and deleting this shit? If you have something problematic and you don't remember, you need to have a paid intern, unpaid. Your cousin, your pookie, who the fuck ever deleting your tweets? Or how about you don't fucking tweet it at all? How about that? You're supposed to be a trans activist doing good for people, trying to represent people in A fucking movie, bitch. [00:55:19] Speaker B: But I agree with everything you said. Yes, except she's a different person now. That's what she said. She said that was the old me. It was, like, two and a half years ago. [00:55:29] Speaker A: It was literally two and a half years ago. [00:55:30] Speaker B: That was the old me. I'm not like that anymore. [00:55:32] Speaker A: I've got money, so I'm not like that anymore. [00:55:35] Speaker B: Yes. I had AI help me sing, and. [00:55:38] Speaker A: That'S why it's taken out of the Oscar race as she is, too. And I'm like, good. [00:55:42] Speaker C: Oh, they took her out. [00:55:43] Speaker A: They took all of it out. [00:55:44] Speaker B: No, they didn't. [00:55:45] Speaker A: I think they did. [00:55:46] Speaker C: Really? [00:55:47] Speaker B: No, I don't think they did. I know that campaigning for her, but I feel like Zoe Saldana is still, like, kind of has her grip on this, like, best Supporting Oscar. [00:55:57] Speaker A: How Emilia Perez is being removed from the Oscar campaign. [00:56:01] Speaker C: Period. [00:56:01] Speaker B: Campaign. It's not out of the nominations. [00:56:04] Speaker A: No, it's not out of the nominations, but I doubt anyone's gonna. [00:56:08] Speaker B: Netflix is not paying to advertise anything. [00:56:10] Speaker A: No, I doubt anyone's gonna be voting for it. Maybe Zoe, because it'll be like a retroactive Oscar, like how they did with Jamie Lee Curtis. [00:56:18] Speaker B: I was just saying I don't really know if Zoe Saldan has been in that many movies where I would nominate. [00:56:21] Speaker C: Her for an Oscar. [00:56:22] Speaker A: What? [00:56:23] Speaker C: Huh? Yeah, I'm okay with anyone from Wicked getting everything in. [00:56:26] Speaker B: Like, why is she getting, like, a legacy Oscar? Because you were in, like, the Avatar. [00:56:30] Speaker A: Yeah. And Crossroads with Britney Spears. [00:56:34] Speaker C: Hey, sis, stand on business. [00:56:36] Speaker A: Okay? [00:56:36] Speaker B: And that Nina. [00:56:37] Speaker A: Shonda Rhimes first motion picture. Yeah. She deserves the fucking. [00:56:41] Speaker B: And that Nina Simone movie that she did blackface in. [00:56:43] Speaker A: Okay. Okay, let's do your manic minute. [00:56:45] Speaker C: Yeah. Let's move on. [00:56:47] Speaker B: My manic minute is. [00:56:49] Speaker C: Yeah, hold on. [00:56:50] Speaker A: Put the time on the clock my neck and go. [00:56:53] Speaker B: Okay. My manic minute is that they need to remove these, like, pop song transitions from Housewives. They piss me off so much. They're calling it the Selling Sunset if occasion of Housewives. But they'll, like, do these little montages where it's just like, Kathy Hilton walking down the street, and they'll be like, I'm a girl. Yeah, I'm a girl. Yeah, I'm a girl. It's like, royalty free, like, pop music that they use. And when they do, like, Atlanta or Married to Medicine, they're like, royalty free, like R and B music, they'll be like, yo, yo, yo, yo. I'm like, you gotta be kidding me. It'll just be like, and they'll be like sparkles and like. Like a. Like a lens flare on, like Kathy Hilton, like, prancing around. It's like, whatever happened to, like when they used to. Do you remember when Nene Leakes used to walk into a room and she had her own theme music, her own devious underscore. That was a fabulous, brassy, Nene Leakes has entered the room kind of music. And now it's just like, I'm happy cause I am a girl. Yeah, it's too much. It's my minute up. [00:57:53] Speaker A: Your minute's up. [00:57:54] Speaker C: So you're telling Andy to get it together over there. [00:57:57] Speaker B: Enough with the royalty free music. You get Hans Zimmer in the studio and have him score this show, period. Because it is soap opera levels of fabulosity. [00:58:09] Speaker A: Someone get hots on the phone. Someone get hot. Someone get Mr. Zimmer. [00:58:13] Speaker B: He's not busy, is he? [00:58:17] Speaker C: Producer Tom. [00:58:18] Speaker B: Where's John Williams? [00:58:21] Speaker A: I live. [00:58:21] Speaker B: I did prepare a game. [00:58:23] Speaker C: Oh, my gosh. [00:58:24] Speaker B: The game is called who said that? [00:58:27] Speaker C: I'll try to get the names right. I'm really into. [00:58:29] Speaker A: I'm guessing too. [00:58:30] Speaker B: Yes. So it's. You guys are gonna maybe, like, do a little, like, raise your hand when you get the answer or something just to see. So these are all housewives quotes, and you're gonna guess who said it. And I'll give you, like, a little bonus point if you can guess the context. I didn't go, like, super. I went like, not like, crazy niche, but I didn't also, like, do like, a white refrigerator. Like, I'm like, that's Challenge the girls. [00:58:52] Speaker A: Okay. Okay. [00:58:55] Speaker B: Who are you to get me wet? Did I ask you to get me wet? No. [00:59:02] Speaker C: It sounds. I'm gonna say it sounds like Mary Crosby. [00:59:05] Speaker A: I was gonna say Tamra. [00:59:08] Speaker C: Is it Mary? [00:59:09] Speaker B: It's not Mary. And it's not Tamra. It's New York. [00:59:14] Speaker A: Oh, Ramona. [00:59:16] Speaker B: Yeah. I was like, should I do that? Who are you to get me wet? [00:59:18] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:59:18] Speaker B: Did I ask you to get me wet? [00:59:20] Speaker A: Ramona. [00:59:21] Speaker C: Ramona. [00:59:22] Speaker A: Damn. [00:59:22] Speaker C: What won't she say? [00:59:24] Speaker B: Okay, so we owe for one, but that's okay. You think you are Lady Gaga, and really you are just Kim Zolciak. [00:59:33] Speaker A: Sheree. Sheree. [00:59:36] Speaker B: No. [00:59:38] Speaker A: Portia? [00:59:39] Speaker B: No. [00:59:39] Speaker C: Phaedra? [00:59:40] Speaker A: No. Where is there another Kim? [00:59:43] Speaker B: You guys are forgetting. [00:59:44] Speaker A: Oh, Dorinda. [00:59:46] Speaker B: Hello. [00:59:47] Speaker A: Cause Dorinda was in the lead. [00:59:48] Speaker C: Kyle Gaga. [00:59:49] Speaker B: No, it was Nene. [00:59:51] Speaker A: Oh, see, I thought that would be too obvious. [00:59:54] Speaker B: No. [00:59:55] Speaker A: Okay. [00:59:56] Speaker B: I was trying. [00:59:56] Speaker C: She's talking to Zolciak. Right. [00:59:57] Speaker B: She's talking to Zolciak. They're on the bus when they're doing the most chaotic tour of all time. [01:00:01] Speaker A: Yes. [01:00:01] Speaker B: You want people to think that you are Lady Gaga and really you are just Kim. [01:00:05] Speaker A: Okay, I thought that was too obvious. [01:00:07] Speaker C: Okay, I did too. I didn't go for it. [01:00:09] Speaker A: Okay, well, not. No disrespect, I was trying to throw y'all a bone. [01:00:13] Speaker B: Cause you needed it. [01:00:16] Speaker A: So let's hit dog. Will, holla. [01:00:18] Speaker B: Honey. Okay, here we go. The DJ's an old fucking faggot. [01:00:23] Speaker A: Kathy Hilton. Kathy Hilton. [01:00:26] Speaker C: Wait, is it on record, though? [01:00:27] Speaker B: Technically, it's Erika Jayne as Kathy Hilton. [01:00:30] Speaker C: On record. Is it on record, though? [01:00:32] Speaker A: I mean, the girls heard it. Lisa Rinna said it, Crystal said it, Erica said it. [01:00:38] Speaker C: I don't know what it is. Three fingers I ride or die for Kathy. I would never say your name. Kathy Hilton, please. [01:00:43] Speaker B: I'm sure the DJ probably was an old fucking faggot. [01:00:48] Speaker C: Actually, you know what? Yes. Yeah. [01:00:50] Speaker A: We're all queer. [01:00:51] Speaker B: We're at a wedding. I was like this dj, kind of. [01:00:53] Speaker A: Old fucking faggot, cuz he would play Michael Jackson, which is the funny thing. Like, girl. [01:01:00] Speaker B: Oh, God. I do not have a degree because I'm one of those people that succeed. God is good. I've been blessed with the spirit of entrepreneur. And I'm doing the damn thing. [01:01:11] Speaker A: That sounds like Karen. [01:01:12] Speaker B: That's Karen. [01:01:13] Speaker A: I was gonna say that sounds like delusional. Grandam. That's Karen. That's Karen. Yes, yes. I don't have a degree, but I got blessed. [01:01:21] Speaker B: Not nan1, but I got blessed by. [01:01:23] Speaker A: The Lord to be an entrepreneur. [01:01:25] Speaker B: Spirit of entrepreneur. [01:01:26] Speaker C: I live. [01:01:27] Speaker B: She ate it, though. She ate it. [01:01:28] Speaker A: She did eat that. That's a good quote. That's a good quote. [01:01:30] Speaker B: This one. Okay. This one's a favorite of mine. [01:01:32] Speaker C: Let's go. [01:01:33] Speaker B: I grew up with a lot of things in my hands. And they're not knives, they're just hands. [01:01:38] Speaker A: That's Dallas. [01:01:39] Speaker B: That's Dallas. [01:01:40] Speaker C: I know. [01:01:40] Speaker B: I don't remember. [01:01:42] Speaker C: There's only one season, right? There's five seasons of Dallas. [01:01:46] Speaker B: It's good. [01:01:46] Speaker A: Yeah. What was her name? [01:01:48] Speaker B: Leanne. Lost it. [01:01:49] Speaker C: Deann. [01:01:49] Speaker A: I was gonna say Deanne the carny. [01:01:51] Speaker B: Well, that's Deandra. [01:01:52] Speaker C: Okay, well, Leanne, let me go home and watch Dallas. [01:01:55] Speaker B: It's a quick little ditty. [01:01:57] Speaker C: It's a quick little trip. It's fun. [01:01:59] Speaker B: Okay. Yeah, it falls off very promptly. [01:02:01] Speaker C: You know what? They lost me the first. I tried the first episode, but it's these kids on A slip inside. I said, no, I'm not gonna watch in your backyard with your children. [01:02:09] Speaker B: Yeah, no, it's like, because it's kind of interesting because it's like half of them are kind of pedestrian, and then half of them are like, we are very posh. And it's like the. The cultural clash between the women of the society of Dallas makes it very interesting. [01:02:22] Speaker A: Yeah, it's fun. It's fun. [01:02:24] Speaker B: It gives. I mean, and like, they're like, basically all drag queens because it's like, big Southern Dallas personalities. [01:02:30] Speaker C: Okay, we'll give it a shot. [01:02:31] Speaker B: And Leann was a former carny turned, like, pageant or, like, charity coordinator. [01:02:36] Speaker C: So she's the Lisa of the bunch. [01:02:37] Speaker B: She's crazy. [01:02:39] Speaker A: Not even Lisa. She would be more like a Britney. Like, she was a little Talk about carnie. [01:02:47] Speaker B: Okay, okay, here we go. I'm being nailed to the cross like Jesus was and he did nothing wrong. [01:02:53] Speaker C: Oh, I know. [01:02:54] Speaker A: That's delusion. That's delusion. Who's delusional? [01:02:58] Speaker B: Like that West Coast. [01:02:59] Speaker A: I'm being nailed to the cross. [01:03:01] Speaker B: I'm being nailed to the cross like Jesus was and he did nothing wrong. [01:03:05] Speaker A: That's Tamara. [01:03:07] Speaker C: No, this is Vicky. [01:03:09] Speaker B: Yeah, Vicky. It's Vicky. After being in on a cancer scan after Brooks. After being complicit in someone having faking cancer. [01:03:19] Speaker C: Oh, my gosh. [01:03:21] Speaker B: I'm being nailed to the cross like Jesus Christ. [01:03:24] Speaker C: Oh, my gosh. [01:03:26] Speaker B: At Tamara's christening. [01:03:27] Speaker A: At the Tamara's christening. Oh, in all white. Oh, hallelur. [01:03:34] Speaker C: I need to get one of these. [01:03:36] Speaker B: I think maybe you guys will know this one. [01:03:38] Speaker C: Okay. [01:03:39] Speaker B: I don't know what you want me to do about your aunt. Her legs are gone. [01:03:42] Speaker C: Oh, that's Jen Shaw. [01:03:44] Speaker A: No, it's about Jen. [01:03:46] Speaker C: About Jen Shaw. It's Mary. [01:03:48] Speaker B: It's Mary. [01:03:49] Speaker C: Sorry, I just got excited. Cause I just envisioned Jen. Jen was amazing tv. She's a terrible person. [01:03:55] Speaker A: Oh, she was great tv. [01:03:56] Speaker C: But while we had her great television. [01:03:58] Speaker B: I was kind of over her by the third season. [01:04:00] Speaker A: Yeah, because they couldn't do anything because. [01:04:02] Speaker B: She was like, you're just lying and, like, you're, like, holding everyone accountable even though you're lying. And it's, like, getting tiring to watch you, like, critique people for not supporting you when you literally committed a crime. [01:04:12] Speaker A: And you also gave your best friend a black eye and blamed it on production. [01:04:15] Speaker B: Yes. And she threw, like, someone's, like, thousand dollar shoes in the water. I'd be like, girl, let's up the charge. [01:04:21] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah, that's the Beginning of Angie. Wasn't Angie K. It was Angie K. Turned on her. [01:04:26] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:04:27] Speaker C: She threw her shoes at him, and. [01:04:28] Speaker B: Then she dumped champagne on her head. It was like, oh. And then she goes, haha. It's funny. [01:04:32] Speaker A: Yeah. Jen was. [01:04:33] Speaker C: Jen was terrible. [01:04:34] Speaker B: She was a menace. [01:04:35] Speaker C: She was. [01:04:36] Speaker A: Is that all of them? [01:04:37] Speaker B: No. [01:04:38] Speaker A: Okay. [01:04:38] Speaker C: Okay, points. [01:04:40] Speaker B: This one I feel like maybe you'll know. He said he was tired of being messed around. He was looking for you, and he was gonna blow you the fuck up. Oh, my God. [01:04:49] Speaker C: Is it Atlanta? It's giving Atlanta. [01:04:52] Speaker A: Of course. [01:04:55] Speaker C: I'm, like, scared to see who I think this is. [01:04:57] Speaker B: It's not a housewife. [01:04:59] Speaker A: Say it one more time. [01:05:00] Speaker B: Well, she does say it many times in the scene as well. He said he was looking. He said he was tired of being messed around. He was looking for Phaedra, and he was gonna blow you the F up. Who wanted that candy? [01:05:15] Speaker A: Portia? [01:05:16] Speaker B: Candy's mom, Mama Joyce. [01:05:19] Speaker C: Mama Joyce. Come on. [01:05:20] Speaker A: That dad. [01:05:21] Speaker B: Damn. [01:05:21] Speaker A: Mama Joyce. Geez. [01:05:23] Speaker C: She's always there. [01:05:24] Speaker B: Three times in the scene. Oh, my. He said he was looking for Phaedra and he had a bomb and he was gonna blow you the F up. [01:05:31] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [01:05:31] Speaker B: That's what it said on my phone. [01:05:33] Speaker A: Mama Joyce. [01:05:34] Speaker B: Mama Joyce was coming in. [01:05:35] Speaker C: She always came in hot, though. I love that. [01:05:36] Speaker B: Phaedra was like. [01:05:37] Speaker C: She kept it 100 all the time. [01:05:38] Speaker A: All the time time. She's like, I'm sorry, daughter, but I hate your husband for years. [01:05:43] Speaker B: He's gonna take my money. [01:05:44] Speaker C: Birthed the whole child. Said, I hate your husband. [01:05:47] Speaker B: She said, ain't no mountain high enough. Ain't no valley low enough. [01:05:53] Speaker C: You have to stop this on Black History Month right now. [01:05:55] Speaker A: Yeah, not. [01:05:56] Speaker B: Not. [01:05:56] Speaker A: Not during Black History Month. [01:05:57] Speaker C: I can't have it in this. [01:05:59] Speaker A: And to do that quote during Black. [01:06:00] Speaker B: History Month, it was a scheme set up by toddler. [01:06:08] Speaker A: Okay, one more. [01:06:09] Speaker B: Sorry. One more. I got two. I got two more. Okay, well, you're gonna have to. What's the score? 0 to 1. Like, no, I've won. [01:06:16] Speaker A: No, we've been killing. [01:06:17] Speaker B: Each have one. [01:06:18] Speaker A: No, I got a few. What are you talking about? [01:06:20] Speaker B: Play the tape after I said the answer. [01:06:22] Speaker A: No. Play the tape after. [01:06:24] Speaker C: You got two. You got two. [01:06:25] Speaker A: Thank you. [01:06:25] Speaker C: And I got one. [01:06:26] Speaker B: You got Mary. You got Leanne. You got Karen. Okay, you did do. You've gotten like. [01:06:31] Speaker C: And I've got one. [01:06:32] Speaker A: This isn't even my plate. You fuck. You bitch. [01:06:34] Speaker B: I should have just. I should have gone easier. [01:06:36] Speaker C: Dish is full. Dish is full. [01:06:38] Speaker B: Oh, shut up. How about a Little Neosporin. Get a grip. I'm going over here. [01:06:43] Speaker C: It's giving Utah. [01:06:44] Speaker B: It's Beverly Hills. [01:06:46] Speaker C: Dang. [01:06:47] Speaker A: Neosporin. [01:06:48] Speaker C: Is it Kyle Richards? [01:06:49] Speaker B: Oh, shut up. How about a little Neosporin? [01:06:52] Speaker C: No, this is Sutton. [01:06:54] Speaker B: I'm going over here. [01:06:54] Speaker C: This is Sutton. Is it Sutton? [01:06:56] Speaker A: No. It sounds like Camille. [01:06:57] Speaker B: It's a blonde. [01:06:59] Speaker C: It's not. [01:06:59] Speaker A: So it's not Camille. [01:07:01] Speaker B: One of my favorites. [01:07:02] Speaker A: Camille. [01:07:02] Speaker B: Bitch. I need to think about Camille. [01:07:04] Speaker A: Taylor. [01:07:05] Speaker B: No. [01:07:06] Speaker A: Beast. [01:07:07] Speaker B: How dare you. Wait. [01:07:09] Speaker A: Beast. [01:07:09] Speaker B: Oh, send it back in the mail. [01:07:11] Speaker A: Oh, Eileen. [01:07:12] Speaker B: Okay, I have one last one. [01:07:14] Speaker A: Okay. [01:07:14] Speaker B: I'm a clown. You say that sitting there with red hair. [01:07:18] Speaker A: This feels personal. I feel very attacked. I don't know. [01:07:25] Speaker B: It's Jersey. [01:07:27] Speaker A: Caroline. Danielle. [01:07:29] Speaker B: Yeah, she says it to Caroline. Danielle says it. Caroline calls her a clown. She goes, I'm a clown. And you say that with red hair. [01:07:38] Speaker A: Wow, you guys are so full. We're so full. [01:07:41] Speaker B: Stop. I need a dejust eat ate ought. [01:07:45] Speaker A: Oh, my God. We hope you guys are full too, after listening to our first episode. Kim, thank you so much. [01:07:53] Speaker C: Syntisha Coates. Thank you so much. [01:07:54] Speaker A: Where can the girlies find you? [01:07:56] Speaker C: At the ADHD comedian. Yes, the ADHD Comedian. And here at the Lincoln Lodge, gems of Chicago comedy. It's every second Saturday of the month at 9:30. And that's it. I'll just plug that for right now. [01:08:13] Speaker A: Because she's got too much to plug. [01:08:14] Speaker C: I have a lot to do. [01:08:15] Speaker B: Well, she's got some secret projects she. [01:08:17] Speaker A: She can't talk about. She's like under contract, so she just like, can't really go there right now. But she's like, really excited. She's got some really cool stuff in the pipeline. [01:08:25] Speaker B: Get ready. I'm dropping a trailer for the promo. [01:08:29] Speaker A: My trailer is dropping for my movie called the Trailer is Dropping. [01:08:33] Speaker C: My single is dropping. [01:08:34] Speaker B: Is dropping. [01:08:35] Speaker C: Thank you so much for having me. Thank you, Matthew. Producer sew all day. And I love you so, so much. [01:08:42] Speaker A: I love you. [01:08:43] Speaker B: We're gonna fight about Meredith Merckx after the cameras go down. Yeah, we are. [01:08:46] Speaker C: We are. I felt like throwing this microphone across the room. And that's fine. [01:08:51] Speaker B: We have a lot more to discuss. That won't. [01:08:53] Speaker C: What's your sign? What's his sign? [01:08:56] Speaker A: Aquarius. [01:08:56] Speaker B: Aquarius. [01:08:57] Speaker C: Of course it is. [01:08:58] Speaker B: Yeah. I use like, I was gonna say. [01:09:00] Speaker C: That no matter what your sign was. [01:09:01] Speaker B: Sort of logic and reasoning where other people sort of just make things up. [01:09:05] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, Cool. Cause I am a Taurus Cancer, cancer. So I charge ahead with my family. [01:09:10] Speaker B: You stand on business even when you're. [01:09:11] Speaker A: Wrong correct you the ditch with ditch. We love you guys. I'm Satisha signing off and we will see you next week. Bye. [01:09:26] Speaker B: Should we have like credits for all those cameras? Beat each other up like the wicked AI. [01:09:39] Speaker A: It.